Hero of the Underworld Page #4

your life together.

I gotta take this all

right, give me two minutes.

- Yeah, man.

- Hey.

What the f*** do

you have to give me?

- Holly?

- Tino said you had

something for me?

- Yeah I do, but it's inside

and I'm late for work.

- What do you have?

- Look, can we just meet

up tomorrow sometime?

- Unless you're telling

me that your f***ing hotel

found my money, I don't

know what you have

to give me that's worth a damn.

- Look, do you have

a place to stay?

- What are you doing?

You want me to

stay at your place?

Is that what you want?

You want to bang me?

- Look, let me at least give

you some cab fare, all right?

- Why are you helping me now?

You should have helped

me the other night.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- What you got?

- Negative five.

- Stomachable.

- Heard you walked

a guy the other day.

- Some business jerk off

who couldn't give a sh*t

that he was getting a free room,

'cause his company

was paying for it.

- So let's charge him.

- Good idea.

- Hey Marco, you

watching the front desk?

- No sir, I am

off early tonight.

Ciao, boss.

- What's the deal, Cesar?

- Hey Dyl, long time.

We need to get this guy

in that two bedroom suite

and it ain't ready.

- We'll have it cleaned ASAP.

- Nope, it's occupied.

- Sir, could you

excuse us for a moment

while we figure this out?

- I hope this doesn't

take too long,

'cause we been waiting

for 30 minutes.

- We'll have you in there ASAP.

Excuse us.

What happened?

- Henry.

He put somebody else

in there this morning.

- That prick f***.

I'm assuming all the other two

bedroom suites are occupied?

- Yup.

- Sh*t.

- Some guy offered

me $500 if I'd

show him my dick

earlier tonight.

- Did you do it?

- Nah.

- Why not?

- I got morals, bro.

- All the one bedroom

suites are taken as well.

- We gotta do a water leak.

- Let's do it.

- All right, call

Jeff from security,

get Pablo up there as

well, and move her stuff to

1221, it's the

king down the hall.

- 1221, I'm on it.

- Dylan.

- You're late.

- So what, it ain't busy.

- That douchebag Henry gave

away a two bedroom suite

and now the guy who

reserved it wants in.

- Whaddya gonna do?

- I got Cesar up there

now with Pablo and Jeff.

They're gonna move her stuff

to a king down the hall.

- What are you gonna do

when the lady gets back?

- We do a water leak.

- What's that?

- You'll see.

Put your food order in.

- Already did.

How you feeling, Dyl?

- Fine, why?

- You just been off the

past couple of days.

- I'm tired.

I just can't get

used to these hours.

- Okay.

It's gonna be fun to have

Cesar on tonight, huh?

I can't wait to see what

sh*t he's gonna pull.

- Yeah, he better

take it easy, okay?

This whole place

has been on edge

ever since that thing

went down with Holly.

- Holly.

That was her name?

- Yeah.

- Hmm.

How did you know that?

- She told us,

don't you remember?

- I can help you over here.

- Could you call

me a cab, please?

- Yes.

Hi, I need a cab to the Grand.

Yes, thank you.

- Hey.

- Hey, hot stuff.

How are things?

- Same as always. You?

- Eh. Slow tonight.

- Yen?

- I think so.

- You got a family, Linda?

- I do.

Have a little girl,

nine years old.

Why do you think I'm doing this?

- Where's her father at?

- Well he's out working,

making lots of money,

and not giving a sh*t.

- Sucks.

- Yeah, I know.

But, I am so glad that

Cesar's back on nights

because Rico don't do

sh*t for my business.

- Some guy asked Cesar to

show him his dick tonight.

- For free?

- No, he said he'd

give him $500.

Cesar said no.

- Really?

Well maybe Cesar's

got a little problem.

- My pants would have been

down on the word dollars.

Show me your dick and I'll

give you 500, bang, pay up.

- Have a good night, Dyl.

- You take care, Linda.

- Ma'am?

- Are you the f***er

who authorized somebody

to go into my room and

touch my personal things?

- Yes.

- I'm going to f***ing ruin you.

You violated me.

You violated my

personal property.

- Okay, no one

violated anything,

it was all supervised

by two staff members

and a security guard, okay?

- My hands are

f***ing shaking here.

They touched my clothes,

they touched my toothbrush,

they touched my underwear,

my f***ing underwear!

- Okay ma'am, ma'am, you're

gonna have to lower your voice.

- Oh f*** you, you a**hole.

My company is gonna

sue this f***ing joint.

- Look, how long are

you staying here?

- What are you going to

give me a f***ing free room?

I don't give a sh*t,

because nothing you can do

can save you from the fact that

you raped my stuff.

- Did you really want

all your stuff destroyed?

- What?

- You probably have

10 to 15 minutes

before everything was gone.

- What are you talking about?

- Why do you think

we moved your stuff?

What do you think

this is all about?

- Because your

operator said that

you double-booked my room.

- Well, she doesn't know

what she's talking about.

The computer doesn't

even allow us to do that.

We moved your stuff

because a pipe burst

and there was a water leak.

So for what it's worth,

we'd like to give you

a complimentary

room for tonight.

- Well, I'd appreciate that.

- Go up to your room and

enjoy your nice dry bed.

I'll have a complimentary

bottle of wine

sent up to you.

- Thank you.

- That was f***ing brilliant.

- God damn, man.

I almost lost it, I swear

to god I almost lost it.

- Yeah, but you kept

it together, man.

Water leak? Sh*t.

- Patrick created it.

- Patrick's running

the Royalty now, right?

- Yeah, yeah.

Best manager in the

history of this hotel.

- You know, people

were saying that about

you for a while there, Dyl.

- They were saying it?

What, before the night shift?

- Before the night shift.

God damn, that b*tch

got me all wound up.

Standing there

screaming in my face.

I'm gonna f***ing knock

Henry's teeth out tomorrow.

- F*** him, okay?

Don't let him get

to you like this.

- No, no, no.

He's a piece of sh*t, okay?

His stupidity, it

causes this woman,

he double books a

room and now she's

screaming in my face, okay?

We moved her underwear.

Like anybody wants to touch

her f***ing underwear.

God dammit!

Now I'm f***ing wound up.

My hands are shaking.

- Jesus dude, you

need to calm down.

- Yeah, no, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm just all

wound up right now, okay?

I need to get outside,

you want some coffee, dude?

Can I get you coffee?

I'm gonna get some.

- I'm good, bro.

I'm good, I'm good.

Wow.

- Dude, what the f*** happened?

- I got jumped.

- F*** bro, how?

- What time is it?

It's 4:
30.

- I'm gonna go lay down

in the back for a bit.

How bad do I look?

- I mean, you'll be all right.

How big was the guy?

- Big.

- Unprovoked?

- He yelled something

and I yelled back.

- You should've

ignored him, man.

- Hey d*ckhead, nice

job in the double book.

- Ah, what are you

blaming me for, a**hole?

- Are you that much of an idiot?

- I had no choice.

Plus, she fell for your

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