Heropanti

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"One, two, three, four, six."

"Could I melt this heart into a tune?"

"Get my heartbeat to croon."

"Am I smoking hot or what?

Come on, guys. Focus in

It takes so long to take focus

Check the sound ABC 123. 123.

"Darling, I don't know what to say."

Have you booked my return ticket?

It will be done No,

no, get it done

And Business Class

I only fly Business Class

"God help whoever gets bitten by this bug."

"Oh god, your beauty,

your love and your emotional blackmail"

Along with all the famous

personalities of the city...

...the district collector,

opposition leader...

...and everyone else is here to

congratulate Chaudhary Suraj Singh...

...because today is

his daughter's wedding.

"I became crazy about you."

Greeting, Mr. Minister, please come

An Ant was climbing up the hill

Ant climbed up the hill

Ant climbed up the hill

When is he going

to get on the hill?

It will. It will...

An Ant was climbing

up the hill for a grain

Bachelors find their

destiny in love lane

Son, this is village Hekri

The Jat Land.

Here, love happens after marriage.

We ask our wife's name

after producing two kids.

Get lost

Uncle, start with

our traditional rituals.

And that's Pappi Jat

DLF's famous goon.

That's Mr. Chaudhary's younger brother.

The bride's first uncle.

But I read in the papers...

...he's suppose to be behind bars

Technically, he's still in jail.

Who's he?

We've called him from Mumbai

to shoot the marriage video

He started three movies

with Chunky Pandey.

Suspen... ders!

Wonderful!

Shoot a nice video.

Please book my flight ticket.

Economy will do...

And that's famous

encounter specialist...

...Bhupender Singh Chaudhary

Aka Bhuppi Blackberry

The bride's second uncle.

He's committed 42 murders till date.

And If I hadn't been suspended...

...I would've completed my half century.

Get me suspended Get

me a train ticket

Bhuppi brother

He belongs to the brick mafia

Rajjo Fauji

Rajjo Pappi brother

So they all serve in the army!

No, they have their own army.

They supply bouncers

in all the disco's of Delhi.

And if any owner doesn't agree...

...then Pappi and Bhuppi bro...

...raid that place.

Disco closed.

I'll take a bus. Just tell

me the number, I'll go myself

Tenne Sir

Tenne?

Sir What about the booze?

Like always, sir

Grandpa,

you're the eldest in the family

You start.

Sukhi, he's my son-in-law

How can I drink before him!

So? Why aren't you drinking?

No one respects me

What's wrong, brother-in-law?

What's this?

- I don't drink this.

- Then what do you want?

Get me Black Dog. Black Dog.

"There's a black mole

on damsel's cheeks."

"On damsel's cheeks."

Listen Better change your shirt

The guests are about to arrive.

I am wearing a shirt. Get lost!

If he was not our sister's husband...

...l'd have killed him...

Drink up, brother-in-law

Have this before Black Dog

You'll love it, Come on Fine...

At least say cheers first Chee...

chee...

Chee... chee... Cheers...

cheers...

Chaudhary sir is coming

Hide it quickly.

It was a mistake, son

Next time it won't happen...

Chaudhary sir Chaudhary sir.

Focus on him

- Greetings.

- Bless you

Is everything okay?

Why is everyone calling him 'Bapu'?

They are all orphans

Chaudhary sir pays for their education...

...and their family's expenses

He's doing such a good deed, right?

Actually, Chaudhary

sir killed their fathers.

What is this family?

Mukesh

Wasn't there a cycle

parked outside the main gate?

You know, Renu

First time your mother

stepped in this house...

...she looked as beautiful as you.

Where's Dimpy?

Dimpy's getting her photos clicked...

...wearing Renu's jewelry

Dimpy seems to be

enjoying Renu's wedding

Go call her

Renu, child

Brother

You can't see her

going away, can you?

You love her too much

People from 36 villages

draw inspiration from you

Why are you scared

of sending her away?

Come, Renu Take your

papa's blessings

What happened?

Don't be scared, child

I have selected

a fine groom for you

They are a reputed family

You'll be showered with love...

...and soon you'll

even forget your father.

The wedding procession is here

Time for the rituals, brother

Go on

Get ready

Hey, shutters down

Hey go from here

Show her face, quick

Let's put him in this fire...

This teacher's son...

...eloped with our daughter

I didn't know Rakesh

would do such a thing

If I had any clue...

...then I would've

strangled him myself.

Get up

Who is he?

Rakesh's friend

Three years ago they

Studied together in Delhi

Get lost.

- Whenever someone elopes...

...their friends definitely know.

Hey, who are you?

- Move aside.

Hello, who are you?

Are you Jitesh Jaiswal?

Yes...

Hi, I am karan

You must have heard

my name I am an actor

Two serials, few films...

Whoa, I quite like

this music Nice club

What the...

Tell me, where is Rakesh?

We don't know anything. Please...

- Tell the truth.

- I beg you, listen to me sir...

Sir, please don't hit me...

Tell me, where is Rakesh?

- Please...

- Speak up.

- Tell me, where is Rakesh? Speak

- We don't know anything. Bablu...

Bablu knows - Bablu knows.

- Speak.

Sir please, ask Bablu sir

Who's the one they

are speaking about?

That boy seems clever

He's very cunning

We sent our boys after him.

But he's never at home

Kidnap him... get him.

Okay sir

Sukhi

Get the cars

Take few more along

What did you say?

I said take few more along

Take few more along...

Is he so tough?

No, he's an entire army.

Are you Bablu?

You didn't have to

corner me to ask that

Where can we find Rakesh?

Which Rakesh?

Rakesh Gupta? Rakesh Tiwari?

Rakesh Roshan?

Which Rakesh?

The one who studied with you

He eloped with our niece.

What are you saying?

Rakesh!

Rakesh eloped with a girl!

This calls for a celebration.

I'll have to tell everyone about it.

Listen up...

Son... this is Blackberry

Doesn't give miss calls

Connects directly.

Don't push

Mister, why use your

hands when we can talk?

Why? What will you do?

Will you hit us?

Hit us? Hit

I didn't think about it

But I will have to now

Oh... so you've a big attitude

What to do?

Others can't use it

I can't lose it.

Son, just tell us...

Otherwise we'll waste you

Fine

Okay I'll tell you

Choose one

Hold on. No one interferes

- I'll choose

- Yes please

This one.

Where are you hiding those two?

Who hit me from behind?

Tell us where's our daughter?

First who hit me from behind?

Tell us.

Where's our daughter?

Tell us.

Tell us where she is.

Quiet!

Speak one by one.

Or let it be.

Look.

Your daughter eloped from home,

didn't she?

She didn't runaway

to become P. T Usha

I'm sure she eloped

with the boy she loved

She eloped to get married.

She wouldn't have eloped...

...if you would've allowed

her to choose her groom.

He was showing the

same attitude back there

Back there I hit you

on the head from behind

But here I will knock your head off.

Hey enough...

Come on...

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