Hesher Page #3

a car next to a dead woman.

Please, do not call me lady.

Hi, TJ.

-Hey, Grandma.

Now?

-F***ed her?

-No.

Where were you before?

Therapy. 15.30 I sat there alone.

Sorry, I forgot.

So fine, then.

It is as much your fault

as for me.

I waited outside the school

I told you that I will not go there.

Tell next time

you will not come.

-I did it.

-No.

-Yes, a thousand times.

-Certainly not.

You hear not after.

You just said you do not want to go.

You did not say that you did not.

-What does it matter?

For me it plays an important role.

It means that I'm sitting alone in

a room full of losers.

Guys, be nice.

I do not feel well.

Give me my tablets.

-Fingerpulte your mouse?

-Shut up, dammit!

-TJ.

-What is it?

-Careful what you say!

-Did you hear what he said?

Really like that again,

you go to your room.

Are you starting to punish me now?

Maybe. Is not banning,

there is a lack of accountability.

I had to

to follow you to the police station.

Damn. Too bad you had to

light your ass from the couch

and put on pants

For the first time in mnedvis.

TJ.

You. Now hold it.

Keeping it as soon as I am right?

I will not listen

a word from you.

Okay ...

To hell with this!

Are you satisfied now? What?

Have I missed something?

Oh no.

He said some stupid things.

Threw the plate in the floor.

Then he did it, perhaps most

because he had nothing to say.

The boy was right.

He felt sorry for itself

and went.

I do not know how ...

I wish it was

something more I could do.

-It is really good.

-Thanks, buddy.

You ... What is green and sticky

and smell the bacon?

I do not know, honey.

Think. What is green and sticky

and smell the bacon?

A worm? I do not know.

I lie down on.

I do not feel well.

Yeah.

Hi. Have you been on it now?

-What, dear?

What is green and sticky

and smell the bacon?

I do not know.

Can you do me a favor?

Can you give me the box

standing on the cabinet?

What then? This?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

For you know ... Miss Piggy.

-What is that?

-Medical cigarettes.

Could you light

a match to me?

Sure.

If I look at it there?

I'll be right back.

Do I get it?

-What is it?

-There is a water pipe.

There is water in the

that filters the smoke.

It is NOK healthiest way

smoking grass.

I'll show how it's done.

Do you see that hole? Keep your finger there.

So light it.

When it fills with smoke,

drop here, so ...

Here you are.

I light it for you.

Keep your thumb there.

Now, I light on and you suck.

There you go. Suck now.

There you go.

Lift your thumb and pull deeply.

Yes ...

Wow.

Do it again.

No, I think it is good.

-Thank you.

'I'll smoke it done.

Your friend ... How old are you?

-Who will know?

-I do not know.

You seem a little older than TJ.

-Who?

Cut-out.

Are not you a bit old

to associate with TJ so much?

-Is not it?

-No. I am the grandmother of his.

It's true.

I had a snake before.

A big motherf***er.

Once a week I fed the

with a live mouse.

Did you know that snakes

eat other snakes?

Because they have the right form.

This ate at least mice.

Once I dropped the mouse

down in the cage for the ...

It found the mouse and attacks.

But where the mouse

stood on hind legs

and struck him in the face.

-You kidding?

-No.

It was repeated.

The snake tried again.

Musa struck him again.

The snake did not matter.

Was completely disrupted.

Crept into the corner and cried.

The f***ing mouse was totally boss.

It went on for weeks.

The swagger around

as if it owned the place.

It was like it sat in a deckchair,

scratched his balls, ate peanuts.

It had a great time.

I tried to hose other mice.

When I dropped down a new mouse

hid it behind the old one.

The hose was sh*t scared.

The dead, starved to death.

A cage of mice.

Is TJ the mouse?

I do not know. Maybe.

-Who am I?

-You? You are an old lady.

No. I am a grandmother.

Yes, you are a grandmother.

You know what?

Grandma in the morning

I'll go for a walk with me.

Oh, so nice.

Where are you?

I do not know, I go with you.

Anywhere,

around the block, maybe.

Sure ... So cozy.

No, I will go with you.

See you when you return.

Just send him here. Sure.

Can I talk to you?

A moment.

I'm talking on the phone, you can see well.

-I must speak with you.

-I ... Wait outside.

Wait outside.

Did you come here that I

to break the neck of you?

-Yes?

-I have money.

-What money?

-You said I get $ 1800 ...

I said that even if you had

$ 1,800, you get it.

-It is not here anymore.

-What do you mean?

We have talked about this often NOK.

-But now the car is gone.

-What do you mean?

-It is over. It's gone.

-Where is it?

It's over, boy. Go now.

Bye. Go.

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Subtitle by Jiboy Kitsune!

What happens?

I must get out of here

before I hurt anybody.

Money for Nicole's parking fines.

Squeeze:
TJ.

Hey, it's Nicole. I can not

answer. Leave a message.

Hi, this is TJ.

Excuse me for interfering,

I just wanted to talk to you.

I have a present for you, so ...

I guess ... I will

and deliver it, or something ...

Or ... Yes, okay. Bye.

Hello! You!

-What the heck are you doing?

-Go away.

-Satan!

-You bastard.

Shut up!

And you're a f***ing whore!

I hope you die without any care,

because you're just a fat f***ing whore

-Take it easy.

-Shut up! You get in the face!

I will never see you again,

f***ing a**hole!

F*** you!

I hate you, damn it.

You, I will talk to you.

-I will talk to you.

-Do not touch me!

Calm down. Hell!

I said I will talk to you!

Calm down, damn it!

Go away from him! What do you do?

F***ing weakling.

To hell with you both,

f***ing a**holes!

Are you okay?

TJ?

I took

a 15-month training.

A comprehensive education

mathematics, physics, chemistry.

You train to be the fastest,

they expect you to be there.

-Where is my car?

-What the heck?

Where is the damn car?

If I have to ask again,

then breaks toe.

It is run on the dump! Damn!

It is scrapped, jerk.

-Bullshit!

-Why would I lie?

Ford you are an a**hole!

Where is it?

It is scrapped. It's true!

Damn.

For hell.

If you lie, I cut off your

every single damn toe, right?

Yes.

Was there anything else, motherf***er?

Getting into my house ...

-Let me go!

-What, your creatures?

What the heck are you doing?

-What?

-What the hell are you?

I saved you the.

I will not see you again!

How many times must I say it?

Leave me alone.

Come on, buddy.

Come now, dear!

What the hell is this?

Come on, boys, we must go,

or we'll be too late.

-The pizza then?

-It gets you in the car.

Cool.

Honey, what's this?

We take my car. You can drive.

-Can you open?

-Sure.

We should retain the new

and give them our old one.

Great idea.

I'll say hello and say that our old

sh*t micro is a gift from you.

Good.

They know no matter who I am.

They are actually my friends.

Yes. But I can not understand why we

must give them as many gifts.

A microwave and a bottle

whiskey is not many presents.

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