Het echte leven Page #3

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A lot of things happened.

Look, who's that?

You don't know her.

You feel bad and guilty about

what happened. How could you do this?

No kiss.

That's history.

You feel... no.

You're leaving and you think...

I don't want him to.

- Simone, you're just sleeping.

Rolling.

This time you leave. Go!

You're guilty. You feel bad. Scram.

- A kiss.

Stupid cow.

You're ruining my film.

I think Dirk's right.

- Listen, he has to feel guilty.

The glow is gone.

He feels bad about himself.

But I feel great.

- Not you. Him, idiot.

In real life we'd f*** like crazy.

Like any couple that just met.

- That's what I'm saying.

Where's my script?

- Right here.

Take a five-minute break,

because you're stressed out.

No reason.

Because I'm happy.

Thank you.

Didn't you think sex was overrated?

- That was before I met you.

What are you doing here?

I hadn't seen you for a while.

I wondered how you were.

So you just sneak in unasked?

- You left these.

So I considered that to be

an open invitation.

Judging by my mail,

you haven't been by for a while.

But you've been busy, I see.

Hi, I'm Milan, Simone's boyfriend.

- Dirk. Nice to meet you.

He's polite.

That's to his credit.

You have to ask these things first.

Do I need your permission

to kiss my girlfriend?

No, hers.

He's emancipated. It's getting

better and better, guys.

You're sick.

- Undoubtedly.

But tell me:

what are you going to do?

I'm out.

- Weakling. Giving up already?

In real life you don't get away

with those games of yours.

What are you talking about?

I told him he's free to go.

- Does that mean what I think it does?

I leave that up to you.

You heard her. Get lost.

- Take it easy, little clown.

Good catch.

You were hard to reach,

so answer the phone next time.

That's up to her.

Tough case, that guy.

- You got that right.

I'm a lot easier.

Is he really your boyfriend?

- He was.

Do you still love him?

I did. But...

But now I just feel...

A...

- A?

A hard dick against my ass.

- Damn it, Simone. Really.

Stop behaving like you're in highschool.

Please stick to the script.

Shouldn't you be out in the rain,

looking pathetic?

Or should I throw you out again, 'Milan'?

Why did you come barging in like that?

- I had to know what he meant to you.

And?

I missed you so much.

If you only knew how tough this is

for me. For you too.

It's good that it's tough

and that we're doing this.

It's good, because it's tough.

- Stop it.

Are you trying to make me jealous?

- It's not that.

I can understand you want

to make me jealous. That's fine.

But we shouldn't quit.

- I'm done.

So let's start all over.

- I can't go back.

Of course we can go back.

You're out of luck, because I met

Dirk. He's different.

He's real. You don't always

need to play games.

Why did you phone me?

I love you.

- Words.

But beautiful words.

- Very beautiful. Bye.

Cut.

Endboard.

Mister lover lover. How was it?

Come on. How is she?

Does she taste good?

I'm not going to...

I'm glad you're here.

So you can train your new assistant.

I have an assistant?

- Yes. An assistant kitchen assistant.

Hi, I'm Milan.

Since you walked off duty

for some 'hubba-hubba'...

With or without?

I'll go without.

And cut.

You're a natural.

- Thank you, chef.

I'm going to like it here, I think.

Sorry, Milan. Would you be so kind

and clean that up?

Of course, mister Dirk.

If I can be of service to you.

One has to start at the bottom.

Stop. Good take...

Mark, could you clean up this mess?

Boss...

I put it on again.

I hear you're dating a dumbo.

- She's not a dumbo.

No, she's dumb.

And I hear she's gorgeous.

She just has a bad taste in men.

Funny for you to say.

Since you're dating.

Actually I meant her ex.

He's a strange guy.

Did you meet him?

- Unfortunately, yes.

That must have been awkward.

Was he jealous?

I don't know. Not my problem.

- It can become a nuisance.

A stalking ex on your tail.

- I'm not worried.

He was a sad case.

But are you sure he's her ex?

Maybe they still have a relationship.

No, she really likes me.

- How can you be sure?

Maybe she's playing some weird game.

Then you wouldn't be making

a fool of yourself, 'Milan'.

On the contrary, Dirk.

This one's fine for me.

- And cut.

Hey, girl.

What a pleasant surprise.

Do you know each other?

- Will you tell them or should I?

Stop it.

You know she can't talk.

Don't mind Milan, honey.

Do you want a drink?

Are you thirsty?

- Not really.

He's fine.

Did you see that?

She's not a dumbo.

- I keep saying it's 'dumb. '

She's been acting all along.

What a b*tch.

They seemed such a nice couple.

- Incredible.

I thought he only cared

about his wife.

His wife?

- Yes. His wife.

He got himself a girlfriend

to get his wife back.

Or so I thought.

- Is he married?

Tjaltje says:
'It only works

if you're in love. '

Why are you hanging out with Tjaltje?

- She's sensitive.

She makes those sensitive sounds.

- Hiccups are normal.

This is Martin Zomer calling

from the set of 'Real Life. '

I'd like to ask you

if the children are there.

Anything else?

- No, thank you.

Don't you recognize me?

- Not really. No idea.

I'm your wife. Clarisse.

And you are?

You have a wife?

Do you have a wife?

- Apparently.

She says so.

Bad casting...

- You two look terrible together.

I agree.

Can't you play my wife?

I never drink beer actually.

- Me neither.

BAD LIVER:

Kiss her again, Dirk.

And... action.

Do you recognize these two?

- Sweethearts.

Were you really kissing her?

- Just for the film. Come on.

Listen up. I don't give a sh*t about

what you do to me...

but keep your filthy hands

off my kids.

It's not my fault your wife brought

the kids. Insert on his face.

I'll insert your face somewhere, Martin.

- Milan, the name's Milan. I know it's difficult.

Let's not forget it was your idea

to give the kids a cameo role.

They only had to sleep, a**hole.

This was very different.

Yes, like you were only supposed to act

that you'd steal Simone from me.

Why don't you hit me?

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

I'm leaving.

Are you coming?

No.

That was very good, but I'd still

like to do it again.

Get lost with your stupid film.

- You sit down in your trailer.

Someone get my script in order.

We'll gladly do it again.

That was good.

Take a two-minute break.

I owe you my thanks.

You taught me not to be afraid

of my feelings.

You're welcome.

Your example gave me

the courage I needed.

Were you expecting someone else?

Can I come in, or...?

Sweetie.

Shouldn't you be with your wife?

That wasn't my wife,

it was an actress...

Clarisse is Surinamese.

- You lied to me.

You used me.

I thought I'd found someone

who was honest and real.

Like your boyfriend with my kids.

- Clarisse did that.

Are you two playing games with me?

The grip gets to fool around with

the gorgeous girl and then gets dumped?

Kitchen assistent.

- What?

Kitchen assistent.

You said 'grip. '

Okay.

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