Hey Bartender
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So, thanks for everything.
Alright, that's what's left in the kitchen.
We did a pretty good job,
you can see at the end of the night,
the last thing we did obviously was shots.
That was Bob, because it was
Rumple Minze.
That was me because it was
a vodka.
Stoli Ojranj was for Phil.
Stoli O was for Paulie.
Uhm, but uh yeah, I forgot
Paul was here.
Craft bar tending is back.
And I like that.
The cocktail revolution has been
going on for five or six years now.
But really ten or twelve years ago
it really started to come together.
A lot of these bartenders are
so influential now.
The New York Times writes
about them.
They get flown on trips
around the world.
We're right at this stepping
point at this movement now,
getting everyone around the
world excited about cocktails.
People want to know what Dale
DeGroff has to say.
They want to know what Jimmy
has to say.
Welcome!
You're just going, who are
these people?
They are awfully serious.
About some awfully
arcane things.
People are considering
ingredients and ice and
spirits and details.
Great bartenders they mix a
drink the way a scientist
would a Bunsen burner.
We look at our craft. Bring
it back to the beginning.
It's all just the way the alchemists,
that mad scientist idea that people have.
It's a show every night.
The lights go down.
The stage is set.
The bar is the biggest stage
in the world and
your audience changes
every night.
There should be a drink column
in every newspaper in America.
Being a bartender. It's all
social. I mean, that's an art.
It's nice to see it sort-of growing
and getting a little bit bigger.
Because it has been sort-of
a little club.
Until cocktails become a
recognized culinary art
it will remain a sideshow.
To be a bartender at this
particular time...
is extremely exciting
and special.
My house here.
My home sweet home.
Yes, I'm officially
in the house.
I've got to open. It's a...
long elaborate process.
Starting with me. Ending with
a guy coming in at six.
Every now we close at four,
we have a...
We have a porter who comes
in, cleans up everything.
Then we have a second porter
that comes in and basically
re-stocks our bar. Re-stocks
everything we used.
Me, I'll be here all night.
And I probably won't be home
until about
I don't know, five thirty,
six o'clock.
So it's a pretty long shift
but...
Hey, if you want to dance,
you gotta pay the band, right?
Well the things is that you
are...
preferably using, uhm,
grunt work.
For... some quiet time.
Where you remember why you're
here for.
You kind-of plan out
your night.
You are not just opening doors and like,
let's see what happens.
You're setting yourself up to
be available.
Uh, there's a lot of
psychological and emotional
preparations that go into it.
You have to be in the right
state of mind, essentially.
To tend bar at the highest
level, is to serve people.
Once you're stuck behind the
bar you have to put aside
you know, the problems you're
having paying your rent.
to the fight you just got in
with your girlfriend
that you're going to continue at two
in the morning when you get done.
May favorite thing to do is
come in even earlier than I
need to.
Do all that stuff. Get all
that stuff out of the way.
And then take a nap.
If I can.
The first thing I like to do
is...
What I like to call the
cosmetics.
It's just set the bar up like the
way it looks when we're open.
When you step to your bench,
to your workstations
it's like a cockpit.
Where you have everything you
need right there.
You have the glass freezer
right behind you.
You have three grades of ice
in front of you.
You have your fruit chilled.
You have everything cut. Your
mint picked.
So that when it starts, when
you get into the rhythm.
It's just you and me, baby.
Let's rock n' roll.
First bucket of ice goin' in.
To set up the bar, this is
probably one of the easiest
bars in the world to set up
because we do most of our
work at night.
We bring up a cash drawer,
and for all intended purpose
if we get one bucket of ice,
we're ready to put a drink.
and if a customer comes in
while I'm setting up
they also know where the ice
machine is so
it wouldn't surprise me if
someone came in and
grabbed a bucket and brought up
the first bucket of ice for us.
We just started our twenty
seventh year here.
Uhm, I've been here twenty
two years,
actually a little bit more now.
And, you know, sixteen,
seventeen years as an owner.
This Bilco
door, believe it or not,
almost truly signifies the
opening of the day.
Because all our customers
driving by on the main road
right up there, as soon as
they see these Bilcos open
they know that there's
somebody here
and that the possibility of
getting a drink is pretty good.
I could come here on a Sunday
morning
and take a look around see
how many cigarette butts
are down here and know if we
were busy or slow.
Our core group is definitely
people who
grew up in the area. And even
if they don'y live in Westport
and they're in the surrounding towns
or whatever, they still come here.
Uhm, around the holiday,
anyone who ever grew up here
if they're coming home to see
family and fancy stuff like that,
they will stop here, there's
no doubt about that.
This is our number one
selling cocktail, the Amelia.
There's people who bartend to pay rent,
and that's it, you know?
Which is fine. There's people
that call themselves uh...
What's that funny word?
Mixologists.
The are geeks that usually use
the jiggers and stuff like that.
And they take forever to make
your drink when you need to
get these drinks out.
Then there's the bartender,
which we like to consider ourselves.
Where uhm...
Take the elements of mixologists
that know his recipes, that
knows his cocktails.
You add a little bit of the
sage, which is the wise man.
The one who uh... The one who
knows...
the boundaries. The one who
knows the situational.
Is aware of everything.
And then there's the rockstar.
The one who likes to have
good time.
And make sure everyone else
is having a good time.
Sometimes we feel we have got to help
people who are trying to create this world.
They're not happy with the
world we got.
They see some remanance of
the past
cocktail glass is like
Let's get that kind of place
back.
Let's get that kind of drink
back.
Let's get that kind of
bartender back.
And maybe we can, you know,
bring it all back to a uh...
a more convivial era,
that we lost somewhere along the way.
The... cocktail is...
Sort-of of America's gift to
the world of beverage alcohol,
where it is our cultural
tradition.
The cocktail, as we know,
is a composite beverage
made of parts.
We as a people, in fact
are made up of
people that came from all
around the world.
And when they came here, they
brought with them
Whether it was grain
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