High School Musical 2 Page #2

Hi, boy!

Oh, can you find

some shade for my car?

- Even if we have to plant a tree.

- Fulton.

And may I say, welcome back.

It's good to be home.

Are the flyers ready?

This year we embossed the flyers

for the show.

Inspired.

I plan to limit member talent

auditions to 30 seconds each.

Amateur performers are very...

- Draining?

- Yes.

Understood.

And should I...

We be so fortunate as to win

the Star Dazzle Award again.

But where would we put it?

We're planning on expanding

the trophy case.

The designs are in my office.

- Fulton, you are so efficient.

- Well...

The staffing matter we discussed?

Done. With discretion.

Fabulous.

- Oh, stop it. Yes. Yes.

- Ryan!

- Sharpay!

- Girls.

Your chaise in its usual spot,

Miss Evans?

Thank you, Javier.

Emma, Jackie and Lea, east of me.

Oh, and you'll be a prince to angle our

chaises on the hour, as the sun moves.

Well, thanks to the kind words

from your mother last season,

I've been promoted.

But, no worries,

I'll make sure that the new lifeguard

is fully briefed

on just how you like things.

So, what's the theme of

the summer talent show, Sharpay?

- Redemption.

- Love it.

It was a very trying year, ladies.

My drama department

was invaded by outsiders,

singers coming from the chemistry lab

and locker room. Shocking, really.

Sis, we've got the pool, the entire club,

and the whole summer to enjoy it.

And the spa has been redone.

There's a guacamole facial and

a seaweed body scrub on the menu.

What could be more fabulous?

- More ice.

- Right away, Miss Evans.

It's out with the old

And in with the new

Goodbye, clouds of grey

Hello, skies of blue

A dip in the pool

A trip to the spa

Endless days in my chaise

The whole world according to moi

Excuse me.

Thank you.

Iced tea imported from England

Lifeguards imported from Spain

Towels imported from Turkey

And turkey imported from Maine

We're gonna relax and renew

You go do

I want fabulous

That is my simple request

All things fabulous

Bigger and better and best

I need something inspiring

to help me get along

I need a little fabulous

Is that so wrong?

Fetch me my Jimmy Choo flip-flops

Where is my pink Prada tote?

I need my Tiffany hair-band

Then I can go for a float

A summer like never before

I want more

She wants fabulous

That is her simple request

All things fabulous

Bigger and better and best

She needs something inspiring

to help her get along

She needs a little fabulous

Is that so wrong?

Fabulous pool

Fabulous splash

Read my lips.

Fabulous parties

Even fabulous trash

Fabulous fashion

No.

Fabulous bling

Yeah.

She's got to have fabulous everything

Nothing to discuss

Everything's got to be perfect for...

Me!

She wants fabulous

That is her simple request

All things fabulous

Bigger and better and best

She needs something inspiring

to help her get along

She needs a little fabulous

Is that so wrong?

This won't do

That's a bore

That's insulting

I need more

I need, I need, I need

I need, I need, I need

I need fabulous

I want fabulous

Fabulous hair, fabulous style

Fabulous eyes and that fabulous smile

Oh, I like what I see

I like it a lot

Is this absolutely fabulous?

Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous

Absolutely.

Not.

Yeah!

I got you. I got you. It's okay.

- What are you doing here?

- I'm the new lifeguard.

Wait, are you a member here?

I told you to hire Troy Bolton,

not the entire East High student body!

You told me to hire Troy Bolton.

"Whatever it takes. "

Well, why didn't you warn me

about the rest of them?

I did discuss the matter

with the Lava Springs board, of course.

The board. You mean, our...

Mother!

Gabriella Montez and the Wildcats?

Mother, how could you?

Think of your future, kitten.

These are your school chums,

not the fuddy-duddy Lava Springs staff.

These are not my chums!

They'll steal my talent show.

And what fresh talent

you'll have for your summer show.

Mother, did you hear what I just said?

Ryan, talk to Mother.

- Hi, Mom.

- Ducky! How's my dashing boy?

Tell pumpkin if she worries too much,

she'll get frown lines.

Namaste.

- I want them out!

- But your mother specifically said...

Oh, don't mention

that backstabbing yogini to me!

If you can't fire them,

make them wanna quit.

I'm hoping Chef Michael's

gonna teach me

the art of Austrian flake pastry.

And Sharpay's gonna be

where I work every day.

How much better can summer get?

Right? Right?

- A real dream come true.

- If you actually get to know her,

- I mean she's...

- Dude.

Hey, I didn't even know

Sharpay's parents owned this place.

Mr Fulton just said, you know,

there's Wildcat fans at Lava Springs,

and jobs are available.

So, I said let's go for it.

Inspiring, Mr Bolton. Truly inspiring.

However, what we're looking for

from all of you,

is not inspiration, but perspiration.

Confirming assignments.

Bolton, Danforth, waiters.

And, when needed, caddies.

What?

Miss McKessie,

I'm told that you're efficient.

- Well...

- Prove it.

You'll handle member activities.

Keep me in sight at all times.

Kelsi, piano.

Lunchtime and cocktail hour.

That means mood music,

not new music.

Capisce?

Martha, chopping, cutting,

preparing plates.

Do complete the summer

with the equal amount of digits

I assume you currently possess.

Oh, Zeke, you will assist Chef Michael

in the...

The promised land.

You hold on to that.

Mr Fulton, Your Excellency, sir,

would it be okay if we draw straws

to see who has to wait on Sharpay?

Please, none of you

will be waiting on Sharpay.

Oh, yes. Snap.

- You will be serving Miss Evans.

- Who's that?

Always address our members as Mr,

Mrs, or Miss. Let's practise.

- Do we have to?

- Shall we?

"Miss Evans,

would you care for lemonade?"

Actually, I'm not Miss Evans. I'm Jason.

- It smells so good and I am so hungry.

- No, wait. You don't...

- No, no, no.

- What's for lunch?

Miss Montez.

It would seem your lunch break

does not start for 3.5 minutes.

I do hope no members drowned

in your absence.

Henceforth, do clock in

and out on time.

Three infractions of any kind,

and your employment is terminated.

Capisce?

Chop, chop, chop.

- Okay, that man officially scares me.

- Yeah.

Suddenly, I'm beginning to miss

detention with Miss Darbus.

- How sick is that?

- Come on.

We got a hoop out back,

two free meals a day,

and we only have to wear

these stupid outfits on duty.

All for one, and one for all. All right?

- This is our summer. Now, what team?

- Wildcats!

- What team?

- Wildcats!

Come on.

How did we get from the top of

the world to the bottom of the heap?

I don't recall you mentioning

the boss is such a creep

We still have the ingredients

to make this summer sweet

Well, we got rags instead of riches

And all these dirty dishes

Just wish I had three wishes

Okay, guys, break it up.

We've got to work, work

to work this out

We'll make things right

The sun will shine

If we work, work, there'll be no doubt

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