Hit The Ice Page #7

Synopsis: Flash Fulton (Bud Abbott) and Weejie McCoy (Lou Costello) take pictures of a bank robbery. Lured to the mountain resort hideout of the robbers and accompanied by Dr. Bill Elliott (Patric Knowles) and Peggy Osborn (Elyse Knox), they also meet old friend Johnny Long (Johnny Long) and his band and singer Marcia Manning (Ginny Simms). Dr. Elliott and Peggy are being held in a remote cabin by the robbers, but Weejie rescues them by turning himself into a human snowball that becomes an avalanche that engulfs the crooks.
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Music
Production: MCA Universal Home Video
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
7.2
PASSED
Year:
1943
82 min
85 Views


something there.

Come on!

Okay.

- How do we catch 'em?

- These skis. Let's take them.

Flash, wait for me!

Tubby... Tubby, balance

yourself with the sticks!

Woo-woo!

Here's the dough, boss!

Hey, I just caught

a forward pass.

Timber!

Woooo!

Hey, let me off

at the next stoplight.

Hey, Flash, one down!

Two to go!

Keep going!

Keep going!

Wooo!

Woooo!

Look out, Tubby!

You've got a bear behind!

Get off! Get your own skis!

Get your own skis!

Go back to hibernating!

Look out, Tubby!

Whoooo!

Oh, oh, oh!

Hey Flash,

two down one to go.

Well, pick him up

and put him in the chair.

Pick him up.

Fore!

Grab the money,

let's go.

Fellowsby:
I'll take that.

I was just going

to give it to you.

Well, give it to me.

Okay.

Three down

and gold to go.

We're ready, Doc.

Here's the one

of the gang now!

All right,

take him away, boys.

Here's another

one of them.

Flash:
Look out below! Look out, gang way!

Touchdown!

I arrest you

in the name of the law.

Wait a minute, Sheriff,

you've got the wrong man.

I've got the crook in here. I've got

him in here someplace. Right here.

Oh, a hitchhiker.

Go on your way.

Here's the real crook

right over here. Come on.

Here's your man!

- What happened to me?

- I got you all balled up.

Go on take him.

Take him away.

Go ahead take him away.

Take everybody away.

May I tell

Tubby about us?

Tubby, you're wonderful.

You're a hero.

I want you to be the first to know

we're going to be married.

I'm going to be a bride.

Flash!

Hey, Flash, I'm going

to be a June bride.

Tubby! Tubby!

Tubby!? Tubby!?

Ah, another hitchhiker.

What's everybody

running for?

Go on, join your pal.

Go ahead.

Join your pal over there.

I hope she don't

miss the train.

I don't want to go

on my honeymoon by myself.

I'm going to have you

over for Sunday dinner.

- That's swell.

- If she can cook.

Well, if she can't...

She can kiss.

Whooooo!

Ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling

Hear the ring of sleigh-bells

as they jingle along

To the song of merrymakers

saying goodbye with a sigh

To the Valley of the Snow

Oh oh oh

Pack your clothes,

winter hose on your toes

We're heading for a flat

in Manhattan

It's been excitingly delightful

and nice on the ice

But now we have to go

Oh yes, we have to go

We really have to go

- Women:
So...

- Men:
Come on, you cats

Don't idle in your rocker

Let's kick

the rhythm around

Kick it 'round

We'll doff our hats

To Father Knickerbocker

Because we're

happiness bound

Say, come sun,

come shine

Come rainbow

or come shower

Come join

the merry-go-round

Round and round

You'll still be mine

Come Tyrone

or come Power

Because we're

happiness bound

Hey there, Picklepuss,

give with the clarinet

- Men:
Sassafras

- Women:
Pipe with the double brass

Men and women:

Mister Thumbs, beat those drums

- Women:
Solid Joe

- Men:
Hi ho, Hi ho

We're leaving Track 11

So skin the mittens around...

skin 'em 'round

We'll ride the slide

And high-C

up to Heaven

We're hap-hap-hapiness bound

So long, so long

The train is at the station

Just wave

those hankies around

We're bound to reach

A happy destination

Because we're

happiness bound

So long, goodbye

We're leaving Track 11

With both our feet

on the ground

But by and by

We'll choo-choo

up to heaven

Because we're

happiness bound

Hey there, engineer

Open the throttle up,

Abraham

Shine up the stars because

we've got two tickets to paradise

And should you write

Our future

home address is

A cottage

small on the Sound

- Oh yes

- Women:
Oh yes

- The honeymoon express...

- Here she comes now!

- Take it easy.

- Oh boy, isn't she beautiful?

Woo woo

Woo woo, woo woo.

Well, congratulate us, boys,

we're married.

Tubby, so are we married.

Would you like to kiss the bride?

Sure.

Married?

Married?

How could you do it without

me being there? Is it legal?

Oh, of course it's legal and we have

the bridal compartment on the train.

- Haven't we, Johnny?

- That's right, sweetheart.

Come up

and see us sometime.

I certainly will.

Thanks for the invitation.

Come up and...

see you sometime?

Certainly. She didn't marry

you, she married Johnny Long.

No Flash,

that can't be.

Conductor:
All aboard.

All aboard.

If I ever fall in love

with another girl,

I hope they hang me.

Oh!

I was only kidding!

Can't you take a joke?

I was only kidding!

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Robert Lees

Robert Lees (July 10, 1912 – June 13, 2004) was an American television and film screenwriter. Lees was best known for writing comedy, including several Abbott and Costello films. more…

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