HK: Forbidden Super Hero

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Panty-man

Mr. Shikijoh...

Do you think he'll really come here?

He will.

His go-to lady works here.

And I know he has an appointment tonight.

I don't know. He's been really good at watching his back.

He's here!

Holy sh*t...

Every guy thinks with his dick.

Okay...

Let's go in!

Yes, sir!

Unbelievable! You're human trash!

Does that make you happy?

Shake your butt harder!

There!

Like that?

Do you want more?

Is this good?

Stop right there!

And who might you be?

I'm with the MPD, Criminal Investigation Division.

I saw a serial bomber walk in here.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Don't try to hide him...

or you'll have to answer to the law.

You barged in here and disrupted my business!

Who do you think you are?!

What are you... gonna do to me?

Mr. Shikijoh!

Stay out of this!

You better watch it.

That's Shikijoh Hario, the demon of the CID

you're messing with. You're gonna pay...

Shut it!

This is me we're talking about.

I'm not gonna be like this forever

against a mere dominatrix.

Oh? Then maybe you'll like this!

Most men fall for me after experiencing my whip!

Impossible!

He's extremely straitlaced!

A demon with no interest in women!

No way he'd fall for a woman like you...

Stop right now!

No way am I stopping!

This is for disrupting my business!

That was an order!

Pointing a gun at a lady with a whip?

You guys have stooped as low as you possibly can...

This is your final warning!

Stop.

Don't shoot.

But Mr. Shikijoh...

Why?

This is obviously an obstruction of justice!

I'll shoot.

No!

Why?

This actually isn't...

Huh?

This actually isn't...

More! Give me more!

That's how my parents met.

3 years after I was born,

my dad got shot by a criminal and died on duty.

There were several bullet wounds all over his body.

His last words, you ask?

"This actually isn't..." or so the story goes.

As for my mom?

Ow!

How many times do I have to tell you

to eat the egg white too?

She still works.

I have the late shift tonight, so go eat out tonight, okay?

Okay.

But if you ask me...

why don't you smooth talk some girl

into eating out with you sometime?

Why are you so needlessly huge and unattractive?

What is my, my... your mother's

DNA doing inside you looking like that?

I don't have time for girls with school and club activities.

What are you? A goody two-shoes?

You're so gross!

What is wrong with you?

You stink!

So bad!

So bad!

Hey! What are you doing?

Stop right there!

Huh? Who do you think you are?

In contrast, I do seem to take after my dad

and have his strong sense of justice.

Why don't you pick on someone your own size?

Bring it on!

However...

Let's go!

And scene!

I'm weak.

Don't mess with us again!

Koyu High School

You did it again?

Yeah.

You know, you have a bit of a scary face,

so you should be careful.

Your default expression looks like you're saying,

"you gotta problem?"

You don't have to tell me.

But that disconnect is what makes you likable.

You look so strong, yet... you're so weak.

Shut up.

Everyone, to your seat!

You too! Get to your seat!

Oh, sorry.

Everyone, I'd like to introduce our new student to you.

Please welcome, Himeno Aiko, who's come from Kobe.

Hi. I'm Himeno Aiko.

It's nice to meet everyone.

She's so cute.

I heard that.

Hm?

You were thinking out loud.

Really?

How about you sit next to Shikijoh?

Okay?

The guy in the back who looks like an oaf.

Oh, okay!

How did she know it was me?

All right, let's get started.

Everyone, turn to page 85.

Ikeda, read please.

What's wrong with your face?

I was born with a scary-looking face.

No, I mean the blood.

Oh!

It's uh... it's nothing.

Um, if you'd like, use this.

Really?

Insect Repellent

So cute...

Martial Arts Club Training Hall

Let's see what you've got, Kyosuke!

To knock someone out, strike their solar plexus.

Okay.

I joined the martial arts club

in hopes of becoming a little more rugged.

Even if it's just a little bit, I hope that it brings me

closer to the strongest man I've known, my dad.

However...

That's the match!

I'm showing no signs of improvement.

Hey guys!

Aiko here just transferred in,

and she's interested in being the manager of our club.

She's more than welcome!

Kyosuke!

Hey, 'sup?

Kyosuke, she's in your class, right?

Yes.

What a coincidence.

It's a pleasure to be here.

The pleasure's all mine.

Why does it feel like fireworks are going off in my chest?

Why don't you smooth talk

some girl into eating out with you sometime?

That's right... I should take her out to dinner.

But would she think I'm a player if I

took her out on her first day here?

Should I just listen to my heart and tell her straight up?

Okay, let's ask her out.

Wait, what if she's interested in the kind

of guys who have no interest in women?

What are you gonna do?

What are you gonna do, Kyosuke?

Well, I'm going to go home today.

Have a nice day!

I'm looking forward to starting tomorrow.

It was great meeting you.

Don't worry.

Time's on your side.

You did the right thing.

Oh, man...

I guess I'm eating out alone again.

Excuse me, is something happening?

There's a hostage situation!

Hostage?

Yeah.

There's a robbery in progress at Cosmo Loans, a

money loaning company. It's already been reported.

It seems that they have a group of

4 or 5 people being held hostage.

Among them are several employees of the company

and a high school girl who was passing by.

Yes.

Aiko?

Hey, what're the police doing?

Hurry up and get a helicopter ready!

Hey, you a**hole!

Let her go!

Kyosuke!

Hey, stop!

Don't agitate them!

Who are you?

I'm her boyfriend!

Her boyfriend?

What? No, he's not.

He's not your boyfriend?

We're dating.

We're not dating. We just met today.

We're dating.

We're not!

We're dating!

We're not!

I don't care!

Hey, buddy!

If the police don't call a helicopter

for us, your girlfriend's gonna die!

Excuse me! Can you hurry it up with the helicopter?

Look around!

You can't land a helicopter anywhere.

Then why are they demanding a helicopter?

They're idiots.

They're idiots?

God damn it.

Hey, dude!

Go check around the building.

Yes, sir.

Hey, where's the helicopter?

I'm sorry, boss.

I think it'll be here soon.

Oh, man!

If you would have just given us the money instead

of calling the cops, this wouldn't have happened!

You're so stupid, Mr. Manager.

Listen up!

I can't wait forever, so I'm going

to kill someone every 30 minutes.

This is 911.

We're going to kill one off every 30 minutes!

Hurry up with the damn helicopter!

I told them.

I guess we'll start with...

the little girl.

Now...

How do I sneak into the office?

Oh... a weapon would be nice.

Who are you?

Solar plexus!

Hell yeah! My training is starting to pay off!

I know!

I'll steal his clothes and pretend to be him.

All right.

I'm coming, Aiko.

Oh, forgot the mask.

The mask.

Here it is.

Okay.

Huh?

This isn't a mask.

Is this... a pair of panties?

They'll think I'm a total pervert if I

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