Hocus Pocus Page #2

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Hey, guys.

Oh, Allison.

You're so soft.|I just wanna-

- Boo!|- Dani!

I scared you, I scared you!|Ha ha ha-ha ha!

I'm Allison. Allison.|Kiss me. I'm Allison!

Mom and Dad told you|to stay out of my room!

Don't be such a crab!

Guess what. You're gonna|take me trick-or-treating.

- Not this year, Dani.|- Mom said you have to.

- Well, she can take you.|- She and Dad are going to a party at Town Hall.

Well, you're eight!|Go by yourself.

No way! This is my first time!|I'll get lost!

Besides, it's a full moon|outside! The weirdos are out!

Come on, Max. Couldn't you forget about|being a cool teenager just for one night?

Please? Come on.

We used to have so much fun together|trick-or-treating. Remember?

It'll be like old times.

No. The old days are dead.

It doesn't matter what you say.|You're taking me!

Wanna bet?

Mom!

Let's go. Hurry up!|The bewitching hour is about to begin!

Wow- Aah! Please help me!|Aah!

- Isn't that a scary witch?|- Stop! You look very scary. Wow!

What about you, Max?|What are you supposed to be?

- A rap singer.|- Oh.

Well, your hat should be|on sideways, shouldn't it?

- Say " Halloween"! -|Halloween! - Halloween!

- Trick or treat!|- Trick or treat!

- Lighten up, Max.|- Can we go home now?

No.

Lets just go this way.

Dani.

Ding-ding. Ding-ding.

- Stop and pay the toll, kid.|- Ten chocolate bars. No licor ice.

- Dump out your sack.|- Drop dead. Moron.

- Whoa!|- Ooh!

Yo, twerp.

- How'd you like to be hung off that telephone pole?|- Yeah!

Id just like to see you try, because it just|so happens I've got my big brother with me.

- Oooh!|- Max!

- Hollywood!|- Oh, no!

So, you're doing|a little trick-or-treating.

- Ding-dong.|- Whoo!

- I'm just taking my little sister around.|- Mmm.

That's nice.

- Whoa! I love the costume!|- Yeah!

But what are you supposed to be?|A New Kid On The Block?

For your information,|he's a Little Leaguer.

- Whoa! - Ooh, tough guy!|- I'm a Little Leaguer!

Whoa!

Yeah!

- Wait a minute. Everybody pays the toll.|- Stuff it, zitface.

- Why, you little-|- Hey!

Ice, here. Pig out.

Come on, Dani, let's go.

jerk.

And Hollywood,|the shoes fit great!

Yeah!

- Trick or treat!|- You should've punched him.

He would've killed me.

- At least you would've died like a man.|- Hey!

You just humiliated me in front|of half the guys at school!

So collect your candy|and get out of my life!

I wanna go home now!

- Trick or treat! - Trick or treat!|- Hi. Hi. Ooh, there's plenty-

Dani, I'm sorry.

Trick or treat!

It's just that|I hate this place.

I miss all my friends.

I wanna go home!

Well, this is your home now,|so get used to it.

Yeah.

Trick or treat!

- Give me one more chance?|- Why should I?

Because I'm your brother.

Whoa. Check that out.

What?

Something just few|across the moon.

- Fooled ya.|- Let's go,jerkface.

- Trick or treat!|- Trick or treat!

- Wow!|- Wow!

Check out this house!

Ehh. Rich people.

They'd probably make us|drink cider and bob for apples.

- My accountant suggested penny stocks.|- Yeah.

- Trick or treat!|- Trick or treat!

- Jackpot!|- Ahh.

Whoa!

Max Dennison.

Allison!

Ohh. Allison, hmm?

I thought you weren't|into Halloween.

I'm not. I'm, I'm just taking|my little sister Dani around.

That's nice.

- I always do it.|- My parents made him.

Do you guys want some cider?

- No.|- Sure.

- Ah, yes.|- Oh, I had my eye on that.

Thanks.

So, um, how's the party?

Boring. It'sjust a bunch of my parents'|friends. They do this every year.

I've got candy duty.

- By the way, Dani, I love your costume.|- Thank you.

I really like yours too.

Of course, I couldn't wear anything|like that because I don't have any-

What do you call 'em, Max?|Yabos?

Max likes your yabos.

In fact, he loves 'em.

- I'm really into witches.|- Really? Me too.

We just learned about|those sisters in school.

Oh, you mean|the Sanderson Sisters?

I know all about them.|My mom used to run the museum.

There's a museum about 'em?

Yeah, but they shut it down because, um,|a lot of spooky things happened there.

Well, wh-why don't we go to|this old Sanderson house?

Well, come on,|make a believer out of me.

Okay, let me get changed.|They'll never miss me.

Max, I'm not going up there.

My friends at school told me all|about that place. It's weird!

Dani, this is the girl|of my dreams.

- So? Take her to the movies like a normal person.|- Dani!

Look,just-just do|this one thing for me,

and I'll do anything you say.

Please?

- Please? Please?|- Oh- Okay. Okay.

Next year we go trick-or-treating|as Wendy and Peter Pan.

With tights, or it's no deal.

Okay, okay. Deal. Deal. Fine.

Legend has it that the bones of a hundred|children were buried within these walls.

Oh, great.

Ecch.

- I can't see a thing.|- Ooh.

Well, there's a light switch|around here somewhere.

Found a lighter.

Whoa!

Here's the original cauldron.

And upstairs|is where they slept.

Oh, and be careful where you|step. The foors are old.

"This is the spell book|of Winifred Sanderson.

It was given to her|by the devil himself.

The book is bound|in human skin...

and contains the recipes for her|most powerful and evil spells. "

I get the picture.

What's that?

Oh. It's the black fame candle.

Hmm. Black fame candle.

" Made from the fat of a hangman.

Legend says that on a full moon it|will raise the spirits of the dead...

when lit by a virgin|on Halloween night. "

Hmm.

So let's light the sucker|and meet the old broads.

- Will you do the honors?|- No, thanks.

Well-

- Stupid cat!|- Okay, Max, you've had your fun.

It's time to go.|Come on, Allison.

Max, she's right. Let's go.

Oh, come on. It's just|a bunch of hocus pocus.

Max, I'm not kidding this time.|It's time to go!

Max, no!

Uh-oh.

What happened?

A virgin... lit the candle.

We are home!

Oh, sweet revenge!

Do you see, sisters?|My curse worked perfectly!

That's because thou art perfect.

I knew I left this cauldron on.|Didn't I tell you? Oh, I knew it.

My lucky rat tail!|just where I left it!

But who lit|the black fame candle? Hmm.

Wake up. Wake up, sleepyhead.

Oh, I've missed you.|Did you miss me too?

Come on, now,|we've got work to do.

- Winnie.|- Yes?

I smell children.

Sic 'em!

- It's a little girl.|- Mmm!

Seven. Maybe eight.|And a half.

Ooh, let us play with her!

Come, little children

I'll take thee away

- In- - Come out, my dear.|We will not harm thee.

We love children!

I thought thou would|never come, sisters.

Greetings, little one.

- 'Twas I who brought you back.|- Imagine.

Such a pretty little...

child.

Look at her. And she's|so well fed, isn't she?

Plump. Plump!

Shis-ka-baby.

Tell me, dumpling,|what is the year?

1993.

Sisters, we have been gone|30O years.

Well, Winnie,|how time fies, huh?

When you're dead!

It's been great fun, but I-|I guess I'd better be going.

Oh, stay for supper.

I'm- I'm- I'm not hungry.

Oh, but we are.

- Soup!|- Hey!

- Let go of my little sister.|- Roast him, Winnie.

No, let me.|Let me play with him.

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