Hocus Pocus Page #5

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Now they've returned|from their grave.

Hey, man, I'm serious!|It's not a joke!

- All right, this has gone far enough.|- No, wait a minute.

I know this sounds dumb,

but they're here tonight.

They're right over there!

- Aah! - Ohh. - Wow.|- Thank you, Max,

for that marvelous introduction.

i put a spell on you

And now you're mine

You can't stop|the things I do

- I ain't lyin'|- No! No!

- Ohh|- Don't listen to them!

Been30Oyears

Right down to the day

Now the witch is back

And there's hell to pay

i put a spell on you

- Good joke. Happy Halloween. Thanks a lot.|- No, man, I'm serious!

- Yeah, yeah, I know. You had, you had your fun.|- You gotta believe me! I'm not kidding!

And now you're mine

All right. Yeah, gear up.|Let's go, guys.

Hello, Salem!

My name's Winifred!|What's yours?

i put a spell on you

- And now you're gone|- Gone, gone, gone, so long

My whammy fell on you

- And it was strong|- So strong, so strong, so strong

Your wretched little lives|have all been cursed

'Cause of all the witches|working I'm the worst

i put a spell on you

- And now you're mine|- Binx, where are you?

Watch out, watch out|Watch out, watch out

If you don't believe|you'd better get superstitious

- Ask my sisters - Mom! Dad!|Thank God! - Hey, Max, great show.

- Cover your ears! - Cover our|ears! - i put a spell on you

What? Ho-ho! Uh-oh!

- i put a spell on you|- Oh, I wish we had a camera.

Ah-say-into-pie|Oppa-maybe-uppen-die

Ah-say-into-pie|Oppa-maybe-uppen-die

- In-kama-koray-ah-ma|- In-kama-koray-ah-ma

- Hey - Hey!|- High - High!

- Say - Say!|- Bye - Bye!

Bye

Bye-bye

Dance! Dance!|Dance until you die!

Oh, Binx, come on!

- This is really bad!|- Max, come on! Calm down!

Look, I want you to take Dani back to your|house and don't let her out of your sight!

Max, I'm not leaving you.

Okay, guys, who's goin'|for the jacuzzi?

Yeah, Angelo, too bad.

- Uh-oh.|- Get down!

- I smell-|- Yes?

- Winnie, I smell-|- Yes? Yes?

I smell scrod.

Scrod. You know.|It's a bottom dweller.

You cook it sometimes with lovely|bread crumbs, little bit of margarine.

Or oil. Olive oil is good.

But you have to cook it at 350 degrees|or else it tastes really- Aah!

Sarah. Sarah!

I have an idea.

- What is this place?|- Mmm, it reeks of children.

It is a prison for children.

Welcome to High School Hell.

I'm your host,|Boris Karloff Jr.

This way. I know I'm right.

It's time to meet|our three contestants:

Sarah, Mary|and Winifred Sanderson.

Read any good spellbooks|lately?

Hag tracks!

Get him!

Hello. Welcome to the library.

I would like a book.

Shh! Shh! Shh!

What kind of book|are you looking for?

We've got them!|We've got them, we've got them!

- What? Hello. - I am looking|for a children's book - Yes?

- Wretches!|- It's warm in here.

Fire. Fire!

Aah! It's hot! It's hot!

Farewell, Winifred Sanderson!|Ha ha!

- Yes! Yay!|- Burn! Burn! All right!

Whoo! Whoo!

Yeah! All right!

- Yes!|- Yes!

Yes!

We did it, Binx.|We stopped them.

I've wanted to do that for 30O|years, since they took Emily.

You really miss her, dont you?

Man, you can't keep blaming yourself|for that. That happened so long ago.

Take good care of Dani, Max.

You'll never know how precious|she is until you lose her.

Hey, Binx! Where do you|think youre goin'?

You're a Dennison now, buddy.|One of us.

Come on, Binx, let's go home.

Home.

Home.

Mom? Dad?

We got a new cat! Mom?

Well, I guess they're|still partying. Come on in.

You're my kitty now.

You'll have milk and tuna fish every|day, and you'll only hunt mice for fun.

You're going to turn me into one of|those fat, useless, contented house cats.

You betcha.

- Yeah.|- You know, Binx, I'll always take care of you.

My children will|take care of you too.

And then their children after|that, and theirs after that,

forever and ever...

and ever.

Hello. I want my book.

- You wanna smash some pumpkins?|- Nah.

Well, then you wanna look in|windows and watch babes undress?

It's 3:
OO.|They're undressed already.

- Well, then you think of something!|- I don't feel so good.

- It's 'cause you're eatin' too much candy, ya oinker!|- Seek them out, Mary.

- Seek them out.|- Okay, Winnie.

- Yes!|- Yo, witch. Get your face off my shoe.

- Uhh, wrong boy. - Natch!|- Ohh, sorry, Winnie.

Why, why, why was I cursed|with such idiot sisters?

- Just lucky, I guess.|- Ohh!

Oh, man, how come it's always|the ugly chicks that stay out late?

Chicks?

We haven't much time left! We shall have to|- We shall have to make the potion from memory!

Hey! Let us outta here!

- Yeah, we're really sorry.|- We think youre really cute.

- Hush!|- Aaah!

- I've got to think.|- Ohh.

- Please!|- Remember. Remember.

- Remember, Winnie, remember.|- Remember, Winnie, remember.

- Remember, Winnie, remember. - Remember,|Winnie, remember. - Now I remember!

- I was here. - Yes. -|The book was there. - Uh-

You, Mary, you were here. Sarah, you|were in the back, dancing idiotically.

- And the book said- - Yes? - I|remember it like it was yesterday.

- Yes? - Oil of boil... -|Mmm? - and a dead man's nose.

- Dead man's toes!|- She's trying to concentrate!

- No.|- Go! Go, go, go!

- His thumbs. - Thumbs? Could|be thumbs. - Or was it his gums?

- I don't know. Thumbs, gums. - Or dead|man's buns. - Dead man's buns. Buns.

- Sounds like-|- Mums? - Mums.

- Funs. - Funs. -|Chungs? - Chungs? Mmm!

- It's chungs! - Chungs?|- Dead man's chungs!

There is no such thing|as chungs.

- You're right.|- I am? I'm right?

It's no use. I don't|remember the ingredients.

I- I- I've got to|have my book!

- Leave him alone!|- Aaah! I'm gonna puke!

Book!

Come home|or make thyself known!

- Hi.|- Hi.

Oh, my God. It's 5:OO.

My parents are gonna kill me.

- I should go.|- I wish you could stay.

Poor Binx.

Yeah. Poor Binx.

- We owe him a lot.|- Yeah.

Look, cou- could we find|some kind of way to help him?

The book.

The witches used it to put|the spell on him.

Maybe there's a way in here|to take it off.

Mmm, I don't know.|Binx told us not to open it.

Well, the witches are dead.|What harm could it do?

Well, just be careful.

I will.

- Hold my hand.|- All right.

Nothing weird so far.

Winnie, oh, do you wanna hit me?|Would that cheer you up?

- Okay. There you go.|- This is the end.

- No. - I feel|it. - Okay.

We are doomed. I feel|the icy breath of death upon my neck.

- Mary? - What? -|Take me to the window.

- This one?|- I wish to say good-bye.

Yes, Winnie.

- Good-bye.|- Bye-bye.

- Good-bye, cruel world.|- Bye-bye, cruel world.

- Good-bye to life.|- Bye-bye, life.

- Good-bye, good-bye.|- Good-bye-bye.

- Good-bye to all that.|- To all that.

- Sister! Observe! -|What? - They've opened it!

Ha ha! Just when our time|was running out!

- Come! We fy!|- We fy! On what do we fy?

Ahh! Into the night! Ahh!

Winnie?

Broom, ho!

Ohh!

Oh, listen to this.

Only a circle of salt can protect|thy victims from thy power.

- We were just trying to help you.|- Well, don't!

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