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Excuse me.

Can you please hold this? Let's go.

Congratulations.

What!

The college beauty

contest that I won..

You lost but you were

the second runner up.

Okay. Continue.

You have Hrithik, John and

Salman's posters in your hostel room.

So what?

Then why are you getting

married to this baldy?

Look, there are no

more than 10 film stars.

But there are 30

crores girls in India.

So think practically.

The good looking guys aren't smart

and the smart ones don't look good.

Listen..

And what about those who

are smart and good looking?

Beg, plead and get married to him.

Sorry!

Howzat!

What's troubling you, Makiya?

There's something

that I cannot understand.

Try me. I might be able to help.

In spite of being a cop,

I cannot understand.

How will you understand?

Why? I am a military man.

Do you know the basic difference

between a cop and a military man?

What?

As soon as someone

says Attention!..

A military man stands stiff,

like this.

When he gets shoot orders,

he starts firing without thinking.

But it's not so with us.

We need to use our brains.

I mean if we need to catch a

pickpocket, we need to think like one.

If we need to catch a murderer,

we need to think like one.

And if we need to catch a terrorist.

You need to think like one.

No, you sometimes need

to become a terrorist.

Oh, my God.

But in this case, even a

cop's brain has stopped working.

Then how can you help me?

Still, try me. I'll try to

solve this to be best of my ability.

Tell me. What's the problem?

Fine. It goes like this.

The terrorist escaped

from the hospital.

He did.

That very night a cop

committed suicide in his house.

That cop was posted at the hospital

from where the terrorist escaped.

Now these two incidents are related,

this is what a cop thinks.

Now tell me what

a military man thinks.

I think this isn't a suicide,

it's a murder.

How can you say that?

Because I committed this murder.

Why did you do it?

Why did he help that terrorist

escape from the hospital?

Escape from the hospital.

How do you know that?

The terrorist told me.

Where did you find the terrorist?

That day in the hospital, you..

What?

Hospital..

Hey!

Hi.

- What are you..

- Hi.

Can we talk...?

You don't..

Yes?

Can I marry you?

Marriage?

When did you get that idea?

This morning. 8:
40am.

What happened at 8:40am?

My friend got married.

The most beautiful

girl in the college.

But the guy she is getting married

to is not at all good looking.

So, I asked her,

why is she getting married to him?

She said sometimes

some things don't match.

And you know how difficult

it is to find a good guy these days.

So my friends too advised me..

And I thought that

why won't we get married!

I hope you very well know

that from the very beginning..

...nothing seems to

match between you and me.

First I rejected you

then you rejected me.

Now you are giving your consent.

I am just saying yes.

Yes, but nothing matches. Right?

Do you smoke cigarettes?

Smoking?

Yuck, I don't do all that.

Anyway, it's not allowed in boxing.

Saw? But I like girls who smoke.

I like the fragrance of tobacco.

Oh yes..

It's not like I have never done it.

Sometimes, you know, girls, parties..

It happens.

Nice. Nice.

Do you drink?

Drinks? Alcohol?

Yes, red wine.

You know, good for the head,

good for the skin.

Sometimes even vodka!

But I hate girls who drink.

I just cannot bear the

sight of girls drinking.

I can't understand why do they drink?

Why are you crying?

You are saying this on purpose.

On purpose?

I know that you love me.

Saiba..

Saiba, listen to me. I... I..

You..

I came here straight

from the wedding.

I didn't even eat!

I'll feed you.

- I am just joking!

- Joking?

I am just joking, come on!

If you don't believe me then let's go

to the temple outside and get married.

But there's a problem.

Now what's the problem?

Because I was angry with you.

I said okay to the next

boy my parents introduced me to.

You said okay?

Yes, it's not a big deal

to say okay and then say not okay.

But you said okay to him and

then you said the same okay to me.

No, no, no.

The okay I said to you is different.

The okay I said to him is different.

He too is a military man.

A military man?

If we somehow convince him

not to go ahead with this marriage..

Then our job will be done.

He'll be at the coffee

shop at 12 o'clock.

Let's do one thing.

Let me accompany you.

Let's meet him.

You'll come with me?

He is going to come over here?

Yes. Please wait here.

Okay.

Stay here,

I'll go inside and talk to him.

You stay here.

I'll go and talk to him.

Come inside when I ask you to.

Excuse me..

Excuse me, the gentleman

with the flower. Please turn around.

Turn.

Yeah?

Sir!

IC58664,

Captain Virat reporting, Sir!

Virat!

What's going on?

You gave such a salute to me

that I felt as if I

am on the parade ground.

I am sorry, Sir.

The girl I am going to

marry is coming here to meet me.

I have never been married before.

It's my first time.

I am a little nervous.

Hi...

How are you?

Stupid!

How do I say it?

Hi.

Hi.

Hi! Come, come, come. Sit, sit, sit.

You too like me,

that's what your mother told me.

Thank you.

Sorry. Saiba, Virat.

We are in the same battalion.

He is very junior to me.

Okay.

He keeps on making mistakes

and hence keeps getting punished.

He is very scared of me.

Virat..

- Sir!

- Saiba.

Hello, Madam.

Madam?

I've kept a get-together

at the hotel in the evening.

- A small party, you see.

- Oh.

You must come.

Yeah.

Virat..

I'll be there, Sir. Thank you.

Now, it's 12:
30pm.

We were going to meet 12 o'clock.

Sorry!

I'm very punctual.

I'm a military man, you see.

Of course.

So, we'll meet at

the party in the evening?

Yes.

- Virat..

- Yes, Sir! IC58..

Not in a public place.

See you in the evening.

Sorry, Sir.

Bye-bye.

Bye.

Virat!

Sir!

Is this how you were going to talk?

Sorry, madam, but you are

going to get married to him.

He left. Why are you

addressing me as madam?

We love each other, don't we?

We broke up.

We started loving just an hour back.

Already break up?

Look madam,

he is better than me in everything.

Do you know?

To complete a 400meter

race I take 52 seconds.

He takes 48 seconds.

In high jump..

You know I can jump 6 feet high.

He jumps 6 feet 4 inches high.

In long jump,

I hold a record of 7 meters.

He has a record of 7.4.

In weight lifting he..

Am I selecting

candidates for military?

I don't like him. That's it.

You didn't like me when

we met for the first time, right?

Then you started liking me,

didn't you?

You met him for the first time today,

so you don't like him.

You will like him in near future.

That was different

and this is different.

He is my senior and I'll

have to give this sacrifice.

And I am the only

thing you can sacrifice?

Your phone's ringing.

It's yours.

Smart!

Hello?

Tell me, where did

you meet that terrorist?

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