Holidays
Holidays
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all right, up you go, Max!
Yah! Up you go, maxi-pad!
Knock it off, Heidi.
Oh, my god.
Whoo! Here we go, Max!
Bring me that brick!
C'mon now!
Maxi-pad! Maxi-pad!
Maxi-pad!
Maxi-pad! Maxi-pad!
Maxi-pad! Maxi-pad!
Maxi-pad! Maxi-pad!
Maxi-pad! Maxi-pad!
Maxi-pad! Maxi-pad!
Maxi-pad!
You know what
you have to do, maxi.
Looks like someone wants a kiss!
Ooh!
Well?
Well, what? He loves me.
He didn't give you detention?
Detention? Please, girl.
How he gon' give me detention when he
knows we gon' set this up on Friday!
Huh?
Well, no, Valentine's is, uh,
Valentine's is tonight...
Why... why would we go Friday?
Well, I can't do Friday.
Well, no, you know,
the, the talent show.
Talent show fund raiser
no, no, the talent show that the
kids organized for my operation.
Aw.
Did you really think
Mr. Rockwell was trying
to kiss your little rat lips?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hey! I'm talking to you,
maxi-pad.
No, no, I know, but, you
know, it's a nice gesture,
you know how much
these kids love me.
Not like that.
No, they look up
to me, Kim, all right.
And I'd be a real jerk to ditch out on
my own fundraiser, don't you think?
You really think
he'd go for you?
Over me?
Just wait until he sees the twerking routine
we came up with for the talent show.
That's fine. No, no, no,
you know what, that's great.
Ya, I love you too.
Heart and lung foundation
Mr, Rockwell,
we regret to inform
what are you doing
to get him a new heart?
Did you organize a talent show?
Are you gonna perform
something? Hmm?
Ooh, I know. How about a
little game of show and tell?
First you show everybody your
little friend, Mr. box cutter.
And then just watch
when you tell them it's the
same toy your dear dead daddy
killed himself with.
I gotta meet Rick.
Uh, you're not going
to go take a shower?
No, I'll take one at home.
I heard this one has rats in it.
maxi pad
stop following me, maxi-pad.
today, even for you.
Well, go ahead.
Well, I'm gonna cut through the woods.
See you tomorrow.
Happy Valentine's day.
What are you doing?
You don't even live this way.
Stop following me.
Now look what you did!
I... I... I was just kidding.
We're going to be late.
Well, I thought
I had until Friday.
Valentine's day is tonight!
Give me your heart
happy Valentine's day
written and directed by
Kevin Kolsch
and Dennis Widmyer
shamrocks. Irish dancing.
Parades of green.
These are some of the images
that come to mind when we think
of St. Patrick's day.
On weekends I play with my
magical whores
but who exactly
was St. Patrick?
And how did he deliver
the word of god to Ireland?
Horse
a land once in the grip of druids,
pagans, and devil Worshippers?
According to legend,
Patrick banished all of the snakes from
Ireland by tossing them into the sea.
Although evidence suggests there
were no snakes in Ireland
during the 5th century.
to be a metaphor.
St. Patrick's expulsion
of the pagans and mystics.
Long may Ireland let slip from
memory its paganistic days of old.
Hiya, Grainne.
That's very pretty.
Who is it for?
Okay.
Look. I know
how hard change is,
coming to a new school,
not having any friends.
But I bet if you were to show us
that smile just for a second,
it would make all the
difference in the world.
Do you know what?
I have an idea.
Would you like to ring
the lunch bell?
Only your deepest wish
can make me smile
hiya, it's me.
I can't chat for long.
I'm here waiting for Sam.
He's insisted I park away from
I'm not cool.
He's like, "mum, it's not
authentic if I smile."
Yeah, it's your holy communion
photo, not the dogme 95 movement.
My doctor actually recommended
"hope" printed on the insides.
Apparently clinical trials
suggest it may help
self-loathing from turning.
I hate myself.
Anyway, I can't wait to see you
this weekend for paddy's day.
We'll get f***ed up, yeah?
Find you a man?
Day 1
Liz, where are ya?
I went back to the bar but there
was no sign of you and that
Danny Zuko wannabe
you were talking to.
Would you call me, you think?
I'd like you to pick
your favorite book,
write a page about
why you like it,
and score the book out of ten.
Hand in date is
two weeks from today.
Okay, everybody,
page 38, circles.
Day 13
f***! Hiya, Grainne.
What?
Now, hang on.
That's not very
appropriate, Grainne.
Mrs. Cullen?
You are pregnant.
I f***ing knew it!
I just can't believe it!
Oh! I've waited
so long for this.
However,
we're not certain with what.
Well, if it's a boy or a girl,
that doesn't matter to me.
We'd like to run
some further tests.
Although, if the results
indicate a false positive,
we'd need to operate
immediately and remove it.
I'm pregnant.
Ooh.
Did... did you understand
what I said?
Mmm-hmm, it's totally
grand, boy or girl,
whatever I get, I'm happy.
I am so happy.
Were you with somebody recently,
or some animal of some kind?
No.
Okay, have you ever seen the
Hollywood movie Rosemary's baby?
Yeah.
If you replace '"baby"
with "reptile",
that's what you have.
It's like Rosemary's reptile.
Huh?
brother, prince, snake
book report
love this tale of terror
ten out of ten
Grainne, what is this?
Grainne, what is this?
Grainne, what is this?
Stop smiling!
Day 366
nan just called.
She says you look like a 25-year-old
woman from the middle ages,
spliced with
a mentally ill circle.
I'm booking an appointment
with Dublin zoo.
There's no excuses
this time, Liz.
Hi, can I help you
with anything?
I'm, I'm really sorry. That's
not really, that's not...
That's not really okay.
I'm sorry. I'm just going
to have to take that.
I'm sorry. You're going
to have to leave.
What the f***
are you thinking, Liz?
The zoo just called, they said you
never turned up for your appointment.
I know you're probably saying to yourself,
"what if the vet's got it wrong?"
Let me impart some important advice I
learned a long time ago, the hard way.
Vets don't get things wrong.
Giving birth to a snake
is not only suicide,
it's probably the most
wrong-headed thing ever attempted
in the field of human endeavor.
The only thing you have to do to make
our family happy is just come home.
Alone.
Shh.
Shh.
It'll all be over soon,
I promise.
Shh. Shh.
I need you to help me
get clean of this, okay?
Horrible, isn't it?
You cannot remember.
But you can't forget.
Grainne, this is your father?
Danny f***ing Zucko?
Our little boy is waiting.
Look, I know you think she's
different, but she's not.
She'll run a mile when
she claps eyes on him.
It's not fair.
Blah blah blah.
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