Hollows Grove

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If you are viewing this video,

Then you are assisting

the Federal Bureau

Or SIOP in our research.

The footage found at the crime scene

Has been composited in order to give

Some consecutive understanding

Of the Hollows Grove incident.

Much of the footage to follow

Comes from the camera of Harold Maxwell

Who was shooting a behind the scenes

Documentary on the SPIT.

We hope you may be able to

Shed some light on these events.

Wait, wait wait I see something.

I'm feeling something.

I'm feeling some... woah!

What is that? What is that?

Get it off, get it off!

Holy smokes!

Did you see that?

Spirit and Paranormal

Investigation Team.

Yo, I'm so excited to do this.

Well you stuck with us at school,

This could have been your everyday gig.

Don't remind me, man.

This could have been your everyday gig.

Don't remind me, man.

Between the internship and Cindy,

Don't remind me, man.

Between the internship and Cindy,

I mean that was my life.

You talk with Cindy?

No, not for two weeks.

This should take your mind

off her for a little while.

Yeah.

I always thought you two

Made a nice couple.

Thanks, dick.

Hey, sorry.

Don't worry.

Anyway, seriously thank you man.

Don't worry.

Anyway, seriously thank you man.

It's really nice to have a break

From shooting those webisodes

For Comedy In Your End-o.

This will be a blast.

Yeah, maybe it'll propel

me onto better projects.

Wait, is that a red light on?

Aw sh*t, we're recording.

Ass balls!

Here we are with Tim Jacobs

One of the stars of the

Spirt and Paranormal Investigation Team.

How did you get started with the SPIT?

Well... the studio version is that

My colleagues and I

have vigorously studied

The paranormal and now

we race around the world

My colleagues and I

have vigorously studied

The paranormal and now

we race around the world

Documenting haunted

buildings and apparitions.

And the real version?

Alright, well Chad, Roger, and myself

Graduated Film Studies together

And then after college we were tired of

Smoking skunk, bumping uglies with ogres

And working craptastic 9 to 5

So we wanted to try our

luck in show business.

Where are we going?

First to visit Bill.

Who's Bill?

Bill sets up gags for

the show to scare us.

Who's Bill?

Bill sets up gags for

the show to scare us.

Woah, he rigs stuff?

Don't tell me you thought

what we did was real.

I mean, I thought some

of it actually happened.

Bill!

Bill, where are you?!

He uses all this stuff?

Yeah, I guess.

Where the hell is he?

Bill!

Wait, you hear that?

Yeah, I heard something.

Geez, what the hell?!

Ah Geez, stop it, stop it, stop it!

Stop stop!

Damn it, stop it, stop it!

Stop it!

Stooop it!

You alright?

You son of a b*tch!

I had to do it, man.

Bill!

I had to do it, man.

Bill!

I got'cha.

You got my heart racing there, you...

Aw, heck yeah, dude.

I didn't know you'd be filming

Or I'd have made

something more fantastic.

I didn't know you'd be filming

Or I'd have made

something more fantastic.

No, that was more than enough.

Or I'd have made

something more fantastic.

No, that was more than enough.

Harold, Bill, Bill, that's Harold.

Hi.

That was great man,

That was one hell of an entrance.

Hey buddy.

Hey man, Harold's going to be

Joining us tomorrow on the hunt.

Hey man, Harold's going to be

Joining us tomorrow on the hunt.

Nice!

Wait until you see what

We got going tomorrow.

Wait until you see what

We got going tomorrow.

Sh*t.

I got to take this, hey Harold,

Interview Bill a sec, huh?

I got to take this, hey Harold,

Interview Bill a sec, huh?

Okay, yeah.

Interview Bill a sec, huh?

Okay, yeah.

Do you mind if I interview you?

Sure.

Awesome.

So here we are with Bill...

O'Neil. Bill O'Neil.

Alright, so how did you get

Started with the SPIT?

I worked effects in movies,

television for 20 years.

Started with the SPIT?

I worked effects in movies,

television for 20 years.

Retirement was coming, I met Tim.

I worked effects in movies,

television for 20 years.

Retirement was coming, I met Tim.

Thought it would be a fun opportunity

And here we are, season 5.

Thought it would be a fun opportunity

And here we are, season 5.

How do you like working with the guys?

Oh, Tim is a sweetheart.

Chad's great.

He's all work work

work, you know the guy.

And Roger?

Oh Roger, he's the son I wish

I never had, but do.

In other words...

Pain in the ass.

He makes me laugh once in awhile.

Pain in the ass.

He makes me laugh once in awhile.

3D armadillo.

He makes me laugh once in awhile.

3D armadillo.

Have you ever seen anything

Supernatural or scary in your job?

Have you ever seen anything

Supernatural or scary in your job?

The only thing that scares me

Supernatural or scary in your job?

The only thing that scares me

Is waking up next to my wife.

Ouch.

- That's a bold threat

- No, I'm just kidding.

You are my cupcake.

God damn it!

Why don't you clean this place up, man?

For who?

Anyway, I brought your petty cash, here.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hey, we got to run, alright?

Yeah.

Hey, we got to run, alright?

Yeah.

Hey man, hey thanks a lot.

I'll see you tomorrow.

I'll see you, but you won't see me.

Bye bye!

That's creepy.

Bye bye!

Okay, here we are at the

SPIT editing home base.

As you can see, Chad here is turning

Our low quality footage

into a high quality show.

Say hi, Chad.

Hi.

Sitting next to Chad here is

One of our favorite

segment producers, Julie.

Thank you, more or less.

Okay, our favorite.

Okay, cool.

This is where the gold's made.

Okay, cool.

This is where the gold's made.

Yup, basically the show is us

Getting as much footage as we can

While acting scared shitless.

Getting as much footage as we can

While acting scared shitless.

Nice, yeah it sounds exciting.

Yeah, not really, but it

beats waiting tables, yeah?

Nice, yeah it sounds exciting.

Yeah, not really, but it

beats waiting tables, yeah?

That's true.

Oh my God!

Wow.

Thanks jerk, you just

fogged up the camera.

Chadwick, pastrami on white.

Thank you.

Chadwick, pastrami on white.

Thank you.

Ms. Julie.

Thank you.

Ms. Julie.

Thank you, yay!

Thanks for thinking of us, huh?

Thank you, yay!

Thanks for thinking of us, huh?

Oh, but I did think of you.

Oh, you are too kind.

I know.

Roger.

And one for you.

No, don't throw it, dude, come on.

Harold, can you just cut me out of this?

Because I don't want to be seen

Harold, can you just cut me out of this?

Because I don't want to be seen

With these three stooges.

I'll try.

That's not what you said last night.

It was more like,

"Oh Roger, oh Tim, your huge rods"

"Fill me with everlasting bliss!"

Hey, in America no one says rods.

What were you doing last night?

I was editing, I don't

have time for threesomes.

You know what? F*** you.

I would never do three guys at once.

You know what? F*** you.

I would never do three guys at once.

I'm only a two man gal.

I would never do three guys at once.

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