Hollywood Adventures

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4 Days ago,

I is still a lucky man.

Thanks to my careful planning my life had been harmonious, simple and perfect.

And frankly, I would have never imagined such a situation.

Actually I wanted to do my girlfriend to marry him.

But now is my world head.

But it may also be that I'm the one who stands on his head.

PEKING:

My parents always said to me,

you have to go into the distance, so there are no problems in the vicinity.

And if things get tight, you can not just burning incense.

Both proverbs have a deeper meaning.

And both proverbs are important to me, but it comes to the details of.

You never know when an important person comes into your life.

Therefore, I go three times a week for sports. I pay attention to my diet.

And every detail of my life I take several times under the microscope.

I have everything under control, without exception.

I mean, if some people do not too much back to me to my body.

In car salesman Manual are the three steps to success.

Be proactive, stay engaged, and kill your work with a smile.

Most think now that I'm a bore, but so is my life.

Also, I am sure that I have the best girlfriend in the world.

And with it, I have the most important project in my life. you know!

Hi, baby! What a coincidence, I wanted you to call grade.

Well, so what, I wanted to talk to you. I found a job in LA.

In America?

As a production assistant in the Wronald Wright studios.

Did not you tell me you want to become a lawyer?

Xiaoming, I think we should separate for a while.

Separate?

Xiaoming, you're 'n decent guy and you have everything under control,

but I think it's about time that I plan my life.

I know it is difficult, but the time has come. Take care.

Excuse me, uh, I have everything planned for us.

Suddenly it has torn my footing.

... Currently there are many reality shows in America, but one is the leader.

It is called "Punch Me", translated: "Hit me."

Punch me! Punch me! Punch me!

Oh, America!

Hi, I'm an actor Gary Buesheimer and save endangered species.

Yes, that's Hollywood! We save everything!

Then save my life and bring back my friend!

Yan Yan?

On your marks, get ready for ...

Yan Yan needs me. I'm coming! Wait, honey! I'm coming!

Give the sign! I'll go with you to America.

The!

So my day started this morning.

And turned as heaven and earth, I was determined to never,

to fly to the site to America.

All flights booked! Holy sh*t! This Kack-New Year!

Since you do not get time 's ticket to the Great Wall! I need to Yan Yan!

In order to regain my love I'd go through hell.

Just what moron buys tickets on so 'ner stupid website.

I have to strike, otherwise it's too late!

Good day. I am pleased that we meet. My name is Dawei.

My name is Xiaoming.

Ach so, to rein, yes?

Oh by the way, the tour group from Beijing consists of only two people.

So what I call destiny. These are only two of us.

The boy has Down 's wheel, but since it is not probably the only one.

Indeed?

If you need help, let me know, because both we are in the same group.

Now I want to sleep. I am really tired.

Good night. - Good night. Sleep well.

And the sharpest is: We visit the house

in the Drew Barrymore has lived in ET! You know ET?

"E.T. phone home."

You know, the ugly aliens with long fingers!

Of all my favorite movies ET is the number 1. What are you standing?

I'm not in your group.

I'm flying to LA to reclaim my girlfriend.

You want to win back your girlfriend? Aha!

If we were now in a movie, that would not run as smoothly.

Imagine if we were brothers!

Then we would see on such a trip many curious things.

I fire at you and support you.

In Jackie Chan movies, there is always a "sidekick"?

We could our film "Hollywood Adventures" call, that would be great!

We also go to the Warner Studios, where "2 Broke Girls" is rotated.

That's a hell of series! Ah? "What's up, b*tches?"

Since playing with my Kat Dennings. The is so hot! Max!

In the premiere had "2 Broke Girls"

the highest ratings in over ten years. Crazy, huh?

I have to go to the bathroom. - Speak up, not that you're still bursting!

That guy sucks! The only talks about movies, as if the whole life just a movie.

At least have a film script, as happened nothing unexpected.

They have well thought out from the beginning.

Open!

AIRPORT OF LOS ANGELES

I'm Harvey Milsap. Now we want the thing even get to the bottom.

Thank God! I thought I had done wrong what.

This is a misunderstanding. I fell asleep on the toilet on the plane.

The guy next to me has gequasselt and gequasselt and chit.

Therefore I went to the toilet. To sleep!

Well, and then the machine has landed.

We have learned that you have built on the toilet a bomb,

around the machine to blow up!

Engaged in road safety! - Uh, what?

Sequentially! How was the flight? - 1314 to America.

Oh yes? - What did he say about America?

"Death to America."

Now we check only times that you have there made a "business".

Yes! - Let's see if that's true.

Hollywood Adventures. Hello, please come closer! Do not be shy!

Welcome to Hollywood Adventures.

My name is Wei Wei. I'm your tour guide.

It looks like you are still missing some. - We have a problem!

A Xiaoming have eaten something wrong. Therefore, he was constantly on the toilet.

But the airport police arrested him.

Troublemaker!

I did not know that a hurricane would come on two legs in my life.

Long live the Emperor!

My Emperor, please let's not have my head! I ask for forgiveness!

I beg your pardon, my Emperor!

My Emperor?

Do you realize who you wanted to put your hand in the ass?

He is the next Emperor of China. - Who are you?

Listening to you, I say this only once. The a**hole of the Emperor is sacred.

How dare you, anyway? Just to clarify: I do not know this woman.

Moment! China still has no emperor. Or is it?

What? The whole world knows that China has an emperor.

Want confirm.

Can you see it? All the world knows that.

Not true?

I congratulate you. They cause grade an international incident.

Oh, no, everything is good! - We were misinformed.

Hey, I'm talking to you. I wanted to explain what was going on which grade.

Second, I'm talking to you! - I told you just saved your ass.

If I had not come, they would have deported you.

Then it would be the been with America. - Now I understand nothing at all!

Slowly the "ne romantic comedy is.

The main character does not like the actress. Cool!

Two B. - So hot I do not!

And you shall take place. Two B.

Hi. A gift for us. - I have to sit here?

Congratulation! You are 'n cute couple. - Thank you very much!

Have you booked the honeymoon package for us?

Hi. Leave 'ne message.

Class! It looks like in 'nem Hollywood movie. Good cop, bad cop.

This is a 5-star hotel? Looks more like 'ne flophouse for bums.

Have you! - And away!

Freeze! - Do you need help?

They were thieves! Thieves! The have my bag!

I should pursue. - Yes to spank them the ass.

I agree. I would have done!

As yet only your things were there. I'll borg what.

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