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I have got to fix this.

I know!

Summon the Big Brain Boovs.

The smarty-pants

of all smarty panty Booviness.

Gentleboov...

I want ideas.

We could create an alternate reality

with no Gorg in it...

then go live there.

Yes! I love it!

How long would that take?

Based on our current technology...

1.7 million years.

That's a lot of years, Toni.

Moving on!

- We could lay on the ground...

- Yes!

and make the Gorg think we are dead.

Next!

What if we logged into

the fugitive Boov's email...

and cancelled his e-vite--

Shush! Or we could log into

the fugitive Boov's email...

and cancel his invitation, and...

What was that?

So the Gorg never receive it.

So the Gorg never receive it!

Now, type in the password

and cancel that message.

It was a good idea of me

to make all passwords "password."

It's so easy to remember.

It did not work! His password is unique.

No!

Unique?

Boov are not unique!

Fetch me my inhaler.

Boy, that works.

His mistaking is leading the Gorg

right to us.

Show me his invite.

You are all invited to a party!

Just head to the Milky Way.

Turn right at the Big Dipper.

Third planet from the Sun.

Look for my balloons!

Party!

Come if you like to have fun!

My best friend Kyle will be there!

Kyle, Kyle, Kyle!

Come party!

Kyle!

He is not my friend.

The internet does not lie!

You know him, you can find him.

I am putting you in charge!

But, Captain, it is not my job.

I am only a mid-level traffic Boov.

- I admire your cowardice, Officer.

- Thank you.

But I want every Boovcop on Planet Smekland

searching this city.

We need his password...

or we will all be destroyed by the Gorg!

Find him!

That Boov has made his final mistake.

Fa-da!

You were supposed to fix it!

What is this?

I calls it "Slushious."

"Slushious"?

It makes excellent fuel...

and comes in fun-to-say flavors.

"Grape Escape."

"Tangerine Twist."

"Busta Lime"!

Mom's gonna kill me.

Now I am prepared to accept one of your

traditional gestures of human gratitude.

Actually, our tradition is to punch you

in the nose. Hold still.

No! Your gratitude is implied.

You can drives first.

Then I can--

You're not coming.

I'm trying to hide from the Boov.

I'm not bringing one with me.

You'll just turn me in.

No! I just needs a ride!

I haves official Boov business

out of in town.

Me, too.

But I fixes your car!

So? I let you out of the freezer.

We're even.

- What did you do to my car?

- What doos you mean?

It should to hover much better now.

It's a car. It didn't hover at all before.

How do you stop this thing?

Oops. I have apparently reversing

the proceed and anti-proceed controls.

Yeah, I noticed.

Stop is go.

- Go is stop.

- Wait!

Whyfor you do this?

Boovs and humans are friends!

We're not friends.

You kidnapped my mom!

Who is Mimom?

No, "my" mom!

What did I say?

- I knows how to find her.

- How?

That information is at

Boov Central Command.

- At the Great Antenna.

- What?

In Paris! Now let me to inside!

Paris.

- Then promise.

- What?

Promise you'll help me find her

or I'm leaving your Boov butt.

I promise! But if you do not wish

to be capturing, it must be now!

Fine. Get in.

Oui, oui, Pig!

Paris, here we come.

We're gonna find out

where they put Mom.

Okay. I shall set the GPS

to take us straight to the Paris.

Destination entered: Antarctica.

Hey, what are you doing?

How did that happen?

Keep your Boov paws off my car!

Whoa!

Your vehicle is infested.

It's not infested. He's my pet.

His name is Pig. Don't touch him.

Now he is vibrating.

Is he going to explode?

No! He's just purring.

Why do you haves this thing?

Is it useful? Does it give meat or milk?

What? No!

You just have pets for fun

and companionship.

You has me for companion on the ship.

Yeah, well, Pig is better.

If cat is "Pig," what is your name?

Gratuity Tucci.

But my friends call me "Tip."

- Tip.

- I said "my friends."

But we are friends.

All humans and Boov.

Captain Smek has decided.

Captain Smek is an idiot.

Untrue!

Captain Smek is genius

and best at running away.

Have you not heard

the legend of the Shusher?

Long ago, our enemy, the Gorg...

invited the Boov to a peace meeting.

But Smek wisely fled in terror.

And he took a great trophy: the Shusher.

Run away!

Why is it called the "Shusher"?

Shush!

Whatever.

Seriously?

You guys had to ruin the Statue Of Liberty?

"Statue of Smek."

You will not get away with this.

Boov Patrol!

They are looking for you!

Oh, no.

Oh, no!

What's that?

Hey!

Don't distract the driver!

Aha! Busta Lime.

"Busta Lime."

Owpain!

Owpain.

Okay. Pee break.

I, too, has to break pee.

Or, as you calls it, the "number one."

- We also has the "number two."

- Okay.

- And the "number three."

- Okay!

It is a good thing I doos not

have to go the number three.

It would not be safe for you.

We only doos it once a year.

I would not call it a holiday...

- but you doos need to take the day off.

- That's enough!

You can't come in here.

This is the girls' room.

Do not eat the blue mints!

Thankfully, there is a large bowl of lemonade.

Do not drink the lemonade!

Be out in a second.

We're going to Paris!

Going to see my mom!

Takes your time!

Ant-arc-tica.

Here I come!

Fugitive Boov.

Hold still for arresting!

Best friend Kyle!

I am not your friend!

But I will be a hero Boov

for getting your password.

Yes! You has in nick-time saved us!

What is the purpose of your face?

Owpain.

You were gonna ditch me?

- No!

- Liar!

I never lie!

Yes, you do!

And you know how I know?

Because every time you lie,

you turn green!

I doos not. I--

Poomp.

Open the door, you lying,

frog-faced squishy toy!

Stop! I need your--

You promised to help me find my mom!

Then I un-promise!

That's not how it works!

You have to help me get to Paris.

I will not!

Stop! I need your--

I must hide!

I am speaking the English at you.

Whyfor do you not understands me?

I "understands." I just don't care.

- Freezing!

- Look out!

Come on!

Stop! I need your password.

No!

Go!

All I wanted was his password.

This is not a sustainable friendship model.

So...

I assume by now

we have apprehended the fugitive.

Anybody?

You. The purple one.

Not that purple. The other purple.

The other purple.

That one.

Yes, you!

So, where is he?

We do not know, sir.

What? This is number one disaster!

His message must not reach the Gorg.

This planet was hard to find,

and I will not abandon it!

Someone fetch me my stress blankie.

So soothing.

Aha! Officer Kyle!

Now here is a Boov

who knows how to do his job.

Tell me, you have found the fugitive?

Yes.

Joyful exclamation!

And where is he?

There is a tiny problem.

"Tiny." As long as it's tiny, who cares?

Well, before I got the password...

I erased him.

Come party. Come party. Come party.

- Quit it!

- Sorry.

Look, Paris is danger for both of us.

It crawls with Boov.

Doos you have a plan

for once we are get there?

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