Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

(FAMILY GRUMBLING)

Where are my golf balls?

Anyone seen my sun block?

What's the point of going to Florida

if you use sun block?

I don't care, I'm getting toasted.

Great. Now you can be a skag

with a darker shade of skin.

He's jealous because he can't tan.

His freckles just connect.

Hey, hey, easy on the fluids!

The rubber sheets are packed.

She wants "Ding."

HOST:

Behind "Ding" is 200 points!

All right!

That gives you 4700 points.

HOST ON RECORDER:

200 points! All right!

Honey, are you packed yet?

Yes.

Yes.

Everything I put out?

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, did you see what Grandma sent you?

Let me guess. Donald Duck slippers?

Close.

Inflatable clown to play with

in the pool.

How exciting.

Why Florida? There's no

Christmas trees in Florida.

What is it with Christmas trees?

How can you have Christmas

without a Christmas tree?

We'll find a nice fake silver one.

Or decorate a palm tree.

ANNOUNCER:
Guests of Ding, Dang, Dong

stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel:

New York's most exciting

hotel experience.

For reservations, call toll-free,

1- 800-759...

- Where's the camcorder battery?

- I put it in the charger.

How's this?

Oh, much better.

Kevin, put your tie on. We'll be

late for the Christmas pageant.

It's in the bathroom. I can't go in.

Uncle Frank's taking a shower.

He says if I walk in there and see him

naked, I'd never feel like a real man.

Whatever that means.

I'm sure he was kidding.

Just run in and get your tie...

...get out, and don't look

at anything.

FRANK SINGS WITH RADIO:

Well

This cat they're talking about

I wonder who, could it be

'Cause I know I'm the heaviest cat

The heaviest cat you ever did see

When they see me

Walkin ' down the street

None of the fellas want to speak

Hey, hey, hey

On their faces they wear a silly smirk

'Cause they know

I'm the king

Of the cool jerks

Get out of here, you nosy little pervert,

or I'm gonna slap you silly!

Oh, you're cooking, Frankie.

CHOIR:
Christmas tree

My Christmas tree

Lit up like a star

When I see

My Christmas tree

Can loved ones be far

Christmas tree

I'm certain

Wherever I roam

Kevin's solo's coming up.

Tell Leslie.

Kevin's solo's coming up.

Tell Frank.

Okay. Frank.

Frank!

Christmastime means laughter

Toboggans in the snow

Caroling together

With faces aglow

Stockings on the mantel

A wreath on the door

And my merriest Christmas

Needs just one thing more

GIRL:

Christmas tree

My Christmas tree

(SCREAMING)

(SHOUTS)

Kevin!

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...

...I'd like to apologize

for whatever displeasure...

...I might have caused you.

- What?

My prank was immature and ill-timed.

Immature or not, it was

pretty darn hilarious.

I also apologize to my brother.

Kevin.

I'm sorry.

KATE:

Oh, Buzz...

...that was very nice.

(CLAPPING)

Kevin, do you have something to say?

Meat that, you trout-sniffer.

I'm not sorry. I did it

because Muzz humiliated me.

He gets away with everything,

so I got him.

Since you stupidly

believe his lies...

...I don't care if your

Florida trip is wrecked.

Who wants to spend Christmas

in a tropical climate?

KATE:

Kevin!

You walk out,

you sleep on the 3rd floor.

Yeah, with me.

So, what else is new?

Don't wreck my trip.

Your dad's paying good money for it.

Wouldn't want to spoil your fun,

Mr. Cheapskate.

What a troubled young man.

They're all a bunch of jerks.

Hi.

Last time we tried to take a trip,

we had a problem just like this.

Yeah, with me getting crapped on.

I don't care for your choice of words.

That's not what happened.

Muzz apologized to you.

Yeah, then he called me

a trout-sniffer.

He didn't mean it.

He was just sucking up to you.

Okay, why don't you just sit up here

and think things over?

When you're ready to apologize

to everyone, you can come down.

I'm not apologizing to Muzz.

I'd rather kiss a toilet seat!

Then stay up here all night.

I don't want to go down anyway!

I can't trust anybody in this family.

You know what? If I had my own

money, I'd go on my own vacation.

Alone, without any of you. And I'd

have the most fun of my whole life.

You got your wish last year.

Maybe you will this year.

I hope so.

(STATUE CLANKS)

(DOORBELL RINGS)

BOTH:
We did it again!

(BOTH SCREAM)

(ALL CLAMORING)

Our McCallisters here,

other McCallisters there.

I shouldn't complain, but

you give the worst wake-up calls.

- Do you have the tickets?

- I've got them. Here's your family's.

- How many do you have?

- Seven.

- We have seven.

- 14!

Seven...

...eight...

...nine, ten.

- How come we're not sitting together?

This time of year, we're lucky to get

on the same plane. 11, 12, 13.

Where's Kevin?

Good thing I have my own ticket,

just in case you try to ditch me.

- Come on.

- I need batteries.

I'll give them to you on the plane.

- Here's two more.

- Why not now?

Not now! What's the gate number?

H-17.

MAN:
Metter hurry, it's the last gate.

BUZZ:
Dad, what gate is it?

H-17, Buzz. Come on, Kevin.

Kevin, you gonna take my bag?

Take my bag.

Come on. Come on.

ANNOUNCER:
American Airlines

flight 226 to New York...

... is now in the final

boarding process.

Come on. Come on!

Dad, wait up!

Dad, wait up!

Wait up!

Wait!

KATE:
Come on, come on!

KEVIN:
Dad, wait!

KATE:
Here we are! Here!

LESLIE:
We made it.

Everybody here? We made it?

All right.

Please board, the plane's leaving.

- I'll make sure everyone gets on.

- We'll get everyone on.

WOMAN:
Merry Christmas.

Have a nice flight.

MEGAN:
Bye.

- Bye-bye.

Hey, wait up!

Hey, guys, wait for me!

- Cutting it kind of close.

- Yes.

WOMAN:
Merry Christmas.

MAN IN COAT:
Merry Christmas.

Wait!

Wait!

- I'm sorry.

- That's okay. Are you on this flight?

Yeah. My family's on the plane.

I don't want to be left here.

- Do you have a boarding pass?

- Somewhere...

They're ready to go.

He dropped his pass.

This happened to me last year

and almost wrecked my Christmas.

You sure your family's onboard?

My dad ran in right before

I bumped into this lady.

Board him. Make sure he locates

his family before you leave him.

Okay. Come on.

Do you see your family?

There's my dad.

- Find an empty seat. Merry Christmas.

- You too.

In order to push back from the gate...

... all passengers must have

their seat belts fastened.

So have you ever been to Florida?

(SPEAKS IN FRENCH)

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING

ON RECORDER)

Welcome aboard American Airlines

flight 176 non-stop to New York.

PETER:
I didn't think we'd make it.

Something wrong?

Honey?

I have that feeling.

We forgot something?

No, I don't think we did,

but I just have that feeling.

Just bad memories.

We did everything, brought everything.

We have everybody.

There's nothing to worry about.

KATE:
Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

You're right. We're fine.

PETER:
Nothing to worry about.

Mom?

Dad?

Uncle Frank?

Buzz?

We're the last ones off the plane.

Where are those guys?

PETER:
Is this Megan's?

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