Home Alone 3 Page #4

Think you're smart?

You little brat!

Unger, what's your status?

Heads up.

- How'd that happen?

- I don't know.

Ouch.

You got hit with a book?

Books. Plural.

A trunk full of books...

...then a set of weights.

I got hit twice, you dumb broad.

Excuse me, Mr. Unger.

I didn't get taken down by an infant.

We didn't anticipate the defense.

I'll go in the front.

Mr. Unger, you take the north side.

Alice, you take the south side.

Where is Mr. Jernigan?

Attention, travelers.

All flights to Chicago continue

to be delayed due to severe weather.

Please stand by for further details.

You can run

but you can't hide, junior.

Surprise.

What a loser.

I got him!

You are dead, kid.

Now things are looking up.

Gotcha!

See you.

Well, well, well.

Nice try, kid.

Alice?

I'm coming down.

Mr. Jernigan! Mr. Unger!

Welcome.

You got a haircut?

Are you almost done in there?

Don't start with me.

I'll wait.

Let's move.

- What stinks?

- Shut up.

Hello?

You're out of breath.

Something wrong?

No, everything's fine.

I'm so worried.

The weather is terrible.

I'm coming home now.

No, no, take your time, really.

Don't come home, Mom.

Pick up Stan and Molly from school.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I'm playing Chinese checkers

with Mrs. Hess.

You're not smoking?

No. I gotta go. Mrs. Hess gets

nutty when you make her wait.

Okay, play fair.

Always.

What a brave little fellow.

Mr. Jernigan.

- Living room clear.

- Good.

Nothing in the kitchen.

Mr. Jernigan, follow me. Slowly.

Go, Doris.

Mr. Unger, go ahead.

Cover him, I'll cover the stairs.

I'm coming for you, shorty,

to pay you back...

...for all the misery you caused me.

What are you doing?

Kid's in the closet.

Scaring him a little,

just before I grab him.

And behind door number one!

Towels.

I saw this door close.

Idiot!

Would I make it up?

Why? What's the point?

We working on commission here?

What's going on?

- Mrs. Pruitt from Washington Street?

- Yes?

Agent Stuckey, FBI.

I came to talk to your son.

You called about a computer chip

in a remote-control car?

No.

Oh, God. It's Alex.

It's my other son. What's happened?

He may be in danger.

He's not here. He's at home.

Let's move.

Why is he in danger?

She asked you a question, sir.

I'm not at liberty to discuss it.

The "it" you're referring to

is my little brother.

He intercepted

a top-secret electronic device...

...stolen from

a Defense Dept. Contractor...

...by criminals working for

a North Korean terrorist organization.

Mr. Jernigan, come here.

Green-eyed lady, ocean lady

Moving every breaking wave that comes

Go, Doris, go!

Green-eyed lady, ocean lady

Moving every breaking wave that comes

Green-eyed lady, lovely lady

Strolling slowly towards the sun

Sorry, Charlie.

This just ain't your day.

Shut up.

- What?

- Don't move.

Don't...

...move.

What?

Excellent.

Run, shorty, run!

Come on, Doris.

The kid!

Doris, come on!

You little brat!

I got him!

You smacked my winkie.

If you changed your shorts, maybe

you wouldn't have rats in your pants!

Scraggy little rug rat!

Where is he?

Stay here, Doris.

Yikes.

He's been watching us the whole time.

He had a camera on us.

You won't find me up there, you

big, dumb, law-breaking knuckleheads!

He's outside.

Recognize this?

How'd he get outside?

The same way you will.

Jump! Go!

Don't push.

You're jumping onto a trampoline.

I presume you won't be joining us?

- No, I'll be covering you. Go!

- How comforting.

He's getting away!

This is a snap.

This is a snap.

Go!

Cold. Very cold.

Of course.

Here I come, you little brat.

Ouch.

Mrs. Hess!

Mrs. Hess.

You're okay. I'm here now.

Well...

...it's Alex, isn't it?

Today you learn something.

There is a price to be paid

for being a good citizen.

In your zeal to aid your neighbor,

you stepped into one of my traps.

Can Mrs. Hess go inside?

She's very old and very cold.

Please?

Give me the chip.

It doesn't belong to you.

It's not yours.

The chip, son.

Give me the chip.

- That doesn't belong to you either.

- What?

That's not your gun.

This is your gun.

Gotcha!

- Here, sit down, Mrs. Hess.

- Thank you, Alex.

These are times that call for soup.

Any favorites?

Thank you. I'm fine.

You know, Mrs. Hess...

...it's really cold outside.

You're a pretty tough old bird.

And you're a very sweet young man.

I just never took the time to notice.

You're not alone in that.

Johnson, Williams. Go around back.

Freeze!

You gotta be kidding.

Alex.

Mom!

You're hugging and kissing me

in front of the cops.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry

I didn't listen to you.

This is very cool.

Bud, you're a hero.

- Are you Alex?

- Yeah.

Agent Stuckey, FBI.

Here's the chip.

There's a senior citizen

across the street...

...who needs some soup

and a doctor to look at her feet.

There's two in our pool

and one in our basement.

The other one's gone.

Is this him?

Yep.

Seven years, I've been after this guy.

He always manages to slip away.

Thanks.

- It's just the three.

- Where's your boss?

- Get them out of here!

- Yes, sir. Let's go, popsicle.

Come on.

Lucy, I'm home!

What's on your mind, monkey butt?

Bad, bad, Leroy Brown

Houston, we have a problem.

Counting down in...

...five, four, three, two...

Take it.

Double or nothing.

I only have one.

We have ignition.

It's showtime!

I'll be there in just a minute.

Okay, bye.

It's the Tudor with the Christmas

lights in the driveway...

...that hasn't been shoveled.

That one, right there.

Have you ever had the chickenpox?

I had the chickenpox when

Herbert Hoover was in the White House.

Hello.

Dad!

Hey, come here.

Let's see. You don't look

any worse for the wear.

They couldn't touch me.

The computer company with the boosted

chip is giving Alex a reward.

It's a six-figure sum,

which is extremely cool.

So did you bring me anything?

As a matter of fact, I did.

Come here.

Think you can drive that?

I think we can handle it.

Gentlemen, start your engines.

Rat overboard!

Say cheese.

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