Homerun Page #2

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See me tomorrow in the office!

Okay, go back!

Hey! You! Come here!

First time?

Last time, okay?

Yes, Sir.

Get back to your class!

Thank you, Sir.

Stop fooling around!

Kun, why are you so late?

Why are you late?

We are playing with Beng Soon's team tomorrow,

this time, we must...

I can't play tomorrow

because I lost Seow Fang's school shoes

and I need to find them.

Huh?

You lost your sister's shoes,

what did she wear to school today?

This pair!

Huh? This pair?

You can't do that!

A guy's shoes cannot be worn by a girl.

You will have 3 consecutive years of bad luck!

Yes! You cannot imagine the kind of bad luck!

You eat a fish ball, you choke.

You go to the toilet, you can't sh*t.

You climb a tree, it falls.

You climb a mountain, you fall.

You walk, you fall.

With each test or exam, your result gets worse.

Once I wore my elder sister's pants by accident,

I scored a zero on my test the next day.

Hey, you wearing your younger sister's pants now?

Why are they so short?

Kun, we are good buddies.

We will definitely help you.

When we play soccer tomorrow,

why not ask Beng Soon

for shoes for Seow Fang?

Seow Hay is so clever!

He's the richest kid in our village - Beng Soon.

Since his father bought him

a soccer ball for his birthday,

every boy played soccer with him, one after another.

Initially, we were all fooling around.

But over time, the bad players were eliminated.

The better ones like us,

formed a team and named it "Rojak".

It's a team with all kinds of people.

We never expected

Beng Soon's dad, who owns a shoe store,

to take us so seriously.

He bought soccer shoes and jerseys for the team.

Since we are in the same team,

Beng Soon says we share everything.

So we are the first village soccer team

to have our own soccer shoes and jerseys.

Over time, the team grew to have more good players

and the problems surfaced.

Eh? Where did the ball go?

Stop! Stop! Stop!

You be the defender

and you be the striker.

You come over here and you go over there.

You get out of the team!

And you... you be the goalkeeper.

Fatty, you be the striker too.

No! No! No!

Kun is really fast as a striker.

He... he's wasted as a goalkeeper.

Look at him.

Does he look like a striker to you?

He's right!

I can't charge ahead. I can block.

I have big a surface area.

When I stand at the goal post,

I block it.

I'm the captain.

When I say Kun be the goalkeeper,

means he's the goalkeeper.

When I say Fatty be the striker,

means he's the striker.

I'm just stating the facts.

I don't want the team to suffer.

Say that again.

Who's causing the team to suffer?

Can you not be so fierce?

How am I fierce?

Enough!

Stop arguing over this!

We should go separate ways.

Your friends can go with you.

My friends can come with me.

Take what is yours.

Take what is yours.

Return us everything else.

Return us everything else.

The ball.

Grab the stuff.

Let's go.

We were supposed to be a team playing soccer.

Instead, we are being kicked out like a ball.

I thought I could ask Beng Soon

for a pair of shoes for Seow Fang.

But now...

It's about to rain. Bring the clothes in!

And bring your shoes in too.

Don't let them get wet!

I have been getting zeros

for my Math assignments.

That Mrs Ang is coming after me soon.

How did that happen?

Because Kun and Seow Hay

used to do our assignments.

I asked you guys to do it, and you asked them?

We... we didn't know how to do them.

You guys look clever and yet you didn't know how?

They are from Primary 5. We are from Primary 6.

And yet they can do our assignments?

Come on. Think of a way!

Seow Fang, what are you doing?

You haven't answered all the questions,

and you are rushing off?

Where are you rushing to?

Seow Fang!

Seow Fang!

Thank you!

Hurry up! Faster!

Do you know you are later than yesterday?

Why are your shoes wet?

I'm going to be late again!

Looking for me, is it?

Late again?

What's your name?

Chew Kiat Kun, Sir!

What class?

Monday 7 am report to me. Is that clear?

Yes, Sir.

You can't be late for school everyday.

I need to wait for my shoes from my sister.

Our team has no shoes.

I don't know what to do.

My sister has no shoes.

I don't know what to do too.

Good thing you have us as friends!

We may not have shoes for you

but Little Red Dot has a pair!

I'm here! I'm here!

Why are you carrying such a big bag?

The bag is not big. I'm just small.

Whatever. Show us the shoes!

Huh? So small?

The shoes are not small. You are just big!

So small, you might as well not bring them!

Hey, where's your sense of humour?

I'm just kidding!

I see...

Here!

She needs shoes for school

and you bring slippers?

You are small. Is your brain small too?

I'll take the slippers!

Don't bully me

just because I'm small in size!

Oops! Fatty stepped on cow dung!

Damn! Where can I get water?

There's a well ahead.

Let's wash it there. Come!

See. Without Seow Hay and gang,

our soccer game is so peaceful.

Yes. They can't form a team without ball and shoes.

I'm sure they will be begging you soon.

Speak of the devil!

Huh?

What should we do? Should we leave?

This land belongs to Beng Soon's grandpa.

Why should we leave?

Hey, it's Beng Soon and gang. How?

We are just not playing soccer together.

We still belong to the same village.

Let's greet each other.

Hey! Good day to you!

We just kicked them out a few days ago.

Now, they are smiling and acting friendly.

So fake!

We will pretend too!

Okay!

Hey! Good day to You!

Wow! They said "You" with respect!

You means we are bigger than them!

Wow! I have finally grown up!

Which part of you has actually grown?

Don't kid yourself, okay?

Why did you greet them with "You"?

We are older and bigger than them.

If you use "You", it'll make us look small, idiot!

Well, it's only pretending.

We have to be older and bigger than them. Idiot!

Yes, idiot!

Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!

Now they are calling us idiots,

but they made us feel bigger earlier.

What does it mean?

It means we are "Big Idiots"!

You have to read between the lines.

I'm smart enough to know!

Are they asking for a fight?

Come on, let's fight!

Enough! Fighting won't solve anything.

Fatty, you want water, right?

We'll go over

to get water to wash your feet.

Then we'll go home, okay?

We must not start a fight with them.

We must maintain our smiles.

It's very sensitive now.

I think we are about to fight!

How do you know?

A knife hidden behind smiles!

Right! A knife hidden behind smiles!

But where's the knife?

Let's walk over slowly!

Ouch!

Stupid branch! What are you doing here?

They are holding up a stick! It's a fight! Quick!

Everyone! Don't move! Put it down! Put it down!

You have misunderstood us.

Little Red Dot moved the branch aside.

It was in his way.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

We are not here to fight.

Same here.

Do you guys want water?

This water belongs to my grandpa.

But your grandpa said

everyone can drink this water.

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