Homewrecker Page #5

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How about this guy?

It's really nice.

Really?

Yeah.

But you don't think it's amazing.

No, it looks really good.

No, it's not like your

eyes were like boink.

Okay. Thumbs

down on this one.

What about this?

that's the best.

Come on. Do you think

I'm gonna be hot in this?

Yeah.

Okay.

Wow.

You like it?

Did my eyes go "boing"?

Maybe a little bit.

What about, should I

use, like, high heels?

Of just sandals?

Heels?

Sandals.

Sandals?

Yeah.

The gallery girl

had Iady shoes on.

You don't need those.

You're tall alrerdy.

Really?

Yerh.

Okay, up?

Or, like, down?

Down.

Down?

Up...

Charles...

Yeah, up

Oh, I have something

I want to put in it.

Sh*t.

Ow, shite

Oh, man, I can't get this f***ing thing

I can't get this thing

I can't get this thing!

can you come help me?

Where is it?

It's, like,up here.

Ow.

No, it's back there,

back there.

You reach it,

I'll just put my knee up.

Sh*t.

Okay.

Okay.

One, two, three.

Wow, cool.

Doo doo doo

I got it.

I got it.

My friends made it.

It's nice.

It's, like,

it's, like,you're a birdie.

Yeah?

Where would you

take me in this?

dancing.

Where would you

take me dancing?

I don't know. I'm not from

New York.

I'm sorry.

Oh, it's okay.

It was totally my fault.

I... I cant do this...

Ohhh.

No.

No, it's Okay.

It's Okay, it's Okay, it's Okay.

We're gonna

drink orange soda now.

Locksmith.

Hey.

yeah, sure,

yeah, man, that's not

a problem.

let me get your...

your address.

I gotta... hang on,

just let me,

let me write it down.

Okay, go ahead.

Mm-hm.

Alright, I'll be there

at 5:
30. Okay?

that was... that was Charles.

I gotta...

Oh, f***!

He knows we're together!

No, he doesn't know that.

Yes, he f***ing knows. He's

calling you. Why would he call you?

How would

he know that?

Why the f***

would he call you?

Listen, I had

lunch with him, remember?

I told him I was a locksmith.

Oh.

Okay, so, we kinda

destroyed his lock.

Look, I should... I should go.

Oh.

Okay, I need to fix

his lock.

Okay.

I guess I... I could talk

to him about you some more.

Do you really think

that's a good idea?

that's what you

want, right?

Yes.

Okay.

What do you want me to

do with the... the gate?

Oh, leave it here, I like it.

Well, bye.

You should,keep the feather.

Okay.

I...

hope everything

works out great for you.

Hey...

friendly monster.

I'm not afraid of you.

Coming.

Hey!

I'm sorry

I'm late.

No problem at all. thank

you very much for coming.

can I, get you something

to drink?

I'll have... some

water would be good.

Water. One water.

Coming up!

Say, you don't think this

is gonna take long, fight?

will you need a new cylinder?

I guess so If that's what you're saying

You want a new lock?

No.

How about, new keys?

One for you

and your girlfriend?

No way, my friend.

You two live together?

Nope.

Why don't you

let her move in?

What?

I'm just saying,

if I had a girl,

you know, one

all to myself,

I would...

but I'm gonna let you...

You'd what?

No, finish What you're saying.

I'm just saying, man,

your girl, you think she's the one?

I don't think people

really use the team"the one" anymore.

You say you're

happy together.

can you hold on? I

have to take this call.

I apologize.

Helo?

Yeah

I'm sorry that...

things went down

the way they did.

Look, just do

me a favor, Okay?

Please have

a safe trip,

and I'I call you

when you get back

Okay? I promise.

I will.

Okay. Alright, bye.

Bye-bye.

You said it, remember?

Said what?

You said, in the restaurant.

You said that you

were happy together.

I don't know

What you're talking about.

She was nice, remember?

You talking about Margo?

Look, it's gotten to the point

where I cant even

take her out anymore.

If I had a gallery opening,

she pulls attention

from everything.

She turns into the show.

The last one,

she lost her shoe.

What grownup

loses their shoe, huh?

It's a good thing, it's funny.

Yeah, well... sometimes

you want exciting

and sometimes you just

want regular, you know?

I have a lot of things

on my plate right now.

I don't know if you realize

how much money

I have to pull in every month

to keep those doors open.

I don't need an

extra something in my life.

What the f*** is that?

that's cold, dude.

What?

I thought we were

talking about your girl

Well, six, one half dozen

in the other, you know.

I think you might love her.

You should tell her that.

Oh.

Okay, thank you.

I'm just saying you got someone who

wants to be with you.

Someone who smells nice and

tries too hard...

someone who says

that she loves you...

and you're too

scared to let her in.

You're too afraid to let her touch

your printings.

I'm sorry, man,

but that's f***ed up.

I didn't know my f***ing therapist

was coming over today.

What the f*** you

talking about?

What, am I stupid to you?

It's over my head?

I cant understand this sh*t?

Look, I don't want you

getting mad at me.

No, man, listen,

I'm not mad at you,

I'm just saying, just...

I'm sure,and I know this...

from my own personal experience

that sometimes you f*** up

out of just loving someone

too much,

trying to care for them,

trying, trying to please them.

You know, you should

write a book.

You should

give her a chance.

I'm gonna get a beer,

you f***ing so and so.

You want

a beef?

no, I'm good.

It's so f***ing

hot outside

You've got some balls,

Mike, you do

Hi.

What are you doing here?

I want to talk to you.

No, listen, everything's fine.

I spoke to him, and

you guys are gonna be okay.

I want to talk

about what happened.

What?

I want to talk

about what happened.

Hey, Charles?

look, man, I gotta go, I

just got a call.

Sh*t, man,

that was intense

Did you feel what just

happened over here?

I was shaking when I

went over to get a beer.

I appreciate that.

You're like a free spirit, man,

you just say whatever you want to say.

I wanna help you

out, but...

For a guy that's been in

prison, it's, like, just that...

that thought

process you have, I don't know,

is that a prison thing?

No, that's locksmith.

Look, the lock

is 49. 50 plus tax,

let's just call it 54

bucks and we're good.

Okay, fine.

Listen to me...

I gotta ask

you something.

how... how

long were you in for?

Um,

three years.

I got the max, three to nine.

Three years?

You got... priors?

Look, man, really, honestly,

I just got a call,

I gotta go

on the other side of town.

Hello?

Oh, sh*t.

Hey, babe.

What are

you doing?

Oh, I was just

jetting by, so I thought I'd...

No, not at all.

This is Mike.

Mike, this is Margo.

Margo, that's,

it's very nice to meet you.

Yeah, I've heard a lot

about you, everything good.

Mike is quite possibly the

last romantic in New York City

He is. He's got,

like, a big heart,

you know, so...

Wow.

Yeah.

Are those ferthers?

What?

Your hair, are

those feathers?

Yes.

I like that.

Come on.

You look really beautiful.

Fancy.

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