Honey I Blew Up the Kid Page #4

Well, he likes noise.

- Here you go, honey.

Yeah. You know what, Nicky?

I don't care what you say.

It's still a playpen,

and a playpen's a playpen to Adam.

Yeah, but you have to admit, Mom,

not many guys could come up with...

...something like this in half an hour.

Cuckoo.

- No. No. Adam.

Sweetheart, no, no, no.

Stay away from that, sweetheart.

Adam, please,

please don't touch that.

Adam, no, don't touch Mommy's cuckoo.

Come on away from there, Adam.

Come over here and play with Nicky.

Play with Nicky, Adam.

When you get a minute,

you might take a look at this.

Wayne?

Well, some of the numbers indicate

that on an atomic...

Please, honey, the truth, okay?

- The truth, Diane, is that...

...without the access to the data

at the plant, I don't know...

...that there's anything I can do.

I know what's happening,

but I don't know why.

I'm sorry, honey.

- Hey, Mom, look.

I finally found a way to keep him quiet.

There were 12 ice cream bars in there.

Well, he's ruined his dinner.

- Not necessarily, Mom.

At his body weight,

he should be able to metabolize...

Maybe I should just shut up about it.

Okay, boys, we're going out.

Diane, what are you doing?

- I'm taking him to the lab.

Maybe there's somebody there who...

Who knows what they're doing?

I didn't mean it like that. I'm sorry,

but all I care about right now...

...is getting my baby

to shrink back to normal size.

Come on, Nicky.

Help me get him out to the van.

Shrink?

Diane, wait. I got an idea.

My original machine...

...it's in the lab security warehouse.

Yes.

This'll have to be a covert operation.

Diane, you come with me.

Nick, you stay with the baby.

Oh, no.

We are not leaving them here alone.

Diane, you can't take him to the lab.

There's no telling what Hendrickson

will do if he gets his hands on him.

Look at him.

He's exhausted.

He can take a nap while we're gone.

No nap.

Look who I got:
Really Big Bunny.

Hi, Adam.

Hello, Adam.

You're real tired,

aren't you, Adam?

Yeah, he looks real tired to me.

Should we sing the song?

Twinkle, twinkle, little star

How I wonder what you are

Up above the world so high

Like a diamond in the sky

Twinkle, twinkle, little star...

How I won...

- Mine.

Let go.

- Gimme.

Adam Szalinski, you let go

Put Daddy down, Adam.

It's not nice to hurt Daddy.

Sorry, Mama.

Okay, I'm bringing up

the structural overlay.

Dr Hendrickson, we can make out hair,

bone and metal, all sort of intertwined.

I think you should take

a look at this. Yes, sir.

He's on his way.

- We'll show him...

...the keratin analysis first.

Structural overlay first.

- It's not clear enough.

I think it is.

- Why don't we see what he thinks?

Don't worry.

We'll be back in an hour. Come on.

Bye-bye.

This is our latest image, superimposing

structural and keratin analysis.

And as you can see, there appears to...

- All right. Just move over.

It's a baby and a stuffed bunny.

Szalinski.

I'm gonna pay him a little visit.

Back to work.

- I knew it was a baby.

I just wasn't sure it was a bunny.

This'll just take a second. They stored

all my stuff in one large crate.

It should be easy to spot.

- Oh, Wayne?

Maybe it's in

alphabetical order or something.

What if it's not?

All I wanted to do was

take Nick to the movies. Uh-oh.

What?

Doorbell.

Twinkle, twinkle lit...

Bunny.

- Wait here.

Mandy.

- Rick.

Nick. Nick Szalinski.

- Right.

I'm here to baby-sit.

- We don't need a baby-sitter.

Adam, no.

Very funny. Now can I come in?

I'm already charging you.

We changed our mind, that's all.

We don't need a baby-sitter.

I don't think so. Look, I was promised

three hours at $2.50 an hour.

Plus the extra if I'm grossed out.

- Uh, listen, Mandy.

Take it from me. You don't want

to baby-sit. Not this baby.

I'm really sure I can

handle some stupid baby.

Wayne, we've gotta get back to the kids.

This is just taking too long.

Honey, it's up here.

See if you can find a forklift.

Mandy, believe me,

I have everything under control.

Now, if you promise not to scream,

I'll take the gag out of your mouth.

Promise?

Help me. Someone help me.

- Mandy. Mandy, no.

Please, somebody help me. Giant baby.

You're scaring him.

Stop.

Mandy, stop. Calm down.

- Help me.

What's that?

Help. Help. Help. Help.

Giant baby. Help.

The Slitzitskis.

- Giant baby.

Wayne, this is a solar van.

We're inside.

There's a switch, honey, marked

'batteries.'Just be careful...

...not to switch it to...

...high.

No. No.

Hold on.

Can we try again?

Good.

Now, despite what he looks like...

Adam is just a little kid.

He's-He's in there watching TV,

not hurting anyone.

Summertime.

The active woman.

She knows what it is to have a headache.

Everybody's doin' a

brand new dance now...

Come on, baby, do the locomotion.

- Let's welcome 'em.

I know you'll get to like it

if you give it a chance now

Come on baby Do the locomotion

Sorry.

...learn than your ABCs

So come on, come on and do

the locomotion with me

So, two years ago, he made

you and your sister tiny.

And the guys next door.

- Then he made you regular size again.

And now he's made your baby brother big.

Right.

And you don't, like, think that's unusual.

Oh, my God.

He's out and he's bigger.

You got to help me, okay?

- This wasn't in the job description.

We'll pay you overtime.

- Okay.

There's no way I'm changing those diapers.

Come on.

Adam. Adam.

- Adam. Adam.

Adam, where are you?

Come on.

Julia, be quiet and sit down.

Now, for the famous Chinese blocks trick.

Shazam.

Okay.

Now for my next trick.

Adam.

Now for the disappearing bunny trick.

Watch carefully.

The hand is quicker than the eye.

Shazam. Can anyone tell me

where the bunny is?

There.

- You think it's still on my head?

Big Bunny.

Bye.

There he is. Come on.

- I don't care if Clifford's...

...at the Rand Institute this weekend.

I also want the board of directors

in on this. Hey, what the...

Contact the federal marshals.

Get 'em out here. I want something...

...large enough to hold...

...to hold something large.

Big Bunny.

Big, Big, Big bunny.

In big trouble.

Wait. You hold it right there.

- Hey.

I'm just the baby-sitter.

Yeah, an hour tops. Sure.

Wayne, how's it coming?

- Just about got it, honey.

Hold on. I'm taking a short cut.

What do I do?

Okay, let's see if this thing works.

Wayne Szalinski, you unshrink

those policemen right now.

It works.

They're getting away.

- I think they're out...

...of our jurisdiction.

Hold it.

You can't go in.

It's okay, Officer.

That's our house.

Excuse me.

Where are my boys? Where are they?

- Hold on, folks. Hold it.

Hold it just a minute.

Preston Brooks, US Marshals.

Now, we found this guy down the street...

...hiding in a garage.

The children are perfectly safe,

Mrs Szalinski. We just needed...

...to get the baby some more room

Of course, the mutated child

will have to undergo immediate testing.

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