Hong Kong Ghost Stories Page #4

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Be quiet!. Your turn!.

Hello, everyone!. I am Bob.

I am your guide of this trip.

Welcome to all of you, who joined our...

"Tricky Tour" that brings you

a 4 days 3 nights...

amazing... Iuxuriously Thai...

eat and sleep tour, are you feeling happy?.

Looks you guys are

too ecstatic to say anything.

Hey baldy, when do we get to eat?.

We haven't eaten anything since we landed.

Oh Miss, please don't worry!.

We're going to the Flea Market now

to have a walk about first.

A walkabout for some luck.

We will then go to have some food.

Let me tell you a secret, that Flea Market...

has no fleas!.

What a lousy gag!.

Escort...

Excuse me, Miss!.

I'm a Tour Guide, not an escort.

It's all the same.

Honestly, actually...

I don't mind what it is as long as

I can put it into my mouth.

The most important thing is, tonight...

What entertainment programs do we have tonight?.

Auntie, why don't you just say it clearly.

Don't pretend you don't know.

Coming to Thailand, of course we came to

look for Thai boys to learn Thai.

From body language to body massage;

those kind of things...

those kinds of fun things!.

That's right,

just like those Thai boys in "His Magazine".

Everyone having a muscular body;

like a piece of triangular chocolate

that only melts in your mouth,

not in your hands.

If it melts in my mouth, I can only...

swallow it down...

My two sisters here, are easy to talk to.

If you don't have the 'His Magazine' type,

they won't mind Wu Fung, Raymond Lam...

or even Patrick Dunn.

Your call.

If you two are easy to talk to...

Frankly speaking, actually my real name is...

Hung Qiu Fung!.

Go to hell, fat ass!.

I'm not into idiots.

I'm so sorry!.

Are you okay?.

I'm fine, thanks.

You're welcome, be careful.

Go away if you are fine!.

I feel dizzy...

Auntie, are you all right?.

I have menstrual pains.

Your periods haven't stopped yet?.

"Period comes, Period goes...

Periods make people shed tears...

Why do women have to experience this process?. "

So painful!.

You are so heavy. What can I do for you?.

Actually, I'll be okay if a man kissed me.

You're a man?. Come on, baby!.

There are people around. Behave yourself!.

I understand you men...

Your looks are humble,

but you're a beast inside.

Come on, baby...

That's enough!. Did you charter this shuttle?.

Yes, I chartered this shuttle.

I like to sit here, and there...

I'll go back to my own seat...

Excuse me.

I've read that book, the author is...

! @ # $ %

You bastard!. Stop the car!.

Damn it!. Have you finished your cursing?.

How come you know how to speak Cantonese?.

You are crazy!. I am Hong Kong people...

I have three stars on my HKID card, bastard!.

But you looked like you understood

when I spoke Thai.

When did I say I understand?.

I was just ignoring you.

So... why did you stop the car?.

I need to pee, okay to go to toilet?.

Just a moment!.

You better be quick, bastard!.

Excuse me, everyone!.

Our driver needs to go pee.

and we'll be on our way when he returns.

Why don't we sing a song in the mean time?.

Good!. I'll do the singing.

Everybody knows, my famous song...

"Period comes and period goes...

Periods make people tired...

Suffering more if I had a cold drink..."

"Suffering more..."

You have periods?.

Yes!.

Whoever knows the song, sing along, okay?.

"Autumn comes... no...

Period comes and period goes...

Most women suffers...

Help me stop my pains and help me face..."

Thanks for all your support!.

Let's sing together, everybody!.

"Period comes and period goes!."

"Period comes and period goes!."

Buddies, sing along!.

"Period comes and period goes!."

Do you guys have periods too?.

Yes!.

Look at your silly face, thank you, thank you!.

We got guest!.

It's a man

Who?.

This man is okay.

Is he Bobo's boyfriend?.

That's him?.

Looks a bit like him.

If I had a boyfriend that is as cute as him...

I would never quarrel with him.

If I had a boyfriend like that,

I wouldn't let him go.

We're not going to let go of this one!.

Escort, escort...

The driver's back from the toilet,

but the car's broken down.

Then, when can we arrive at the hotel?.

I am starving!.

How about those Thai boys?.

I'm fine even if it's Hung Qiu Fung.

This is such a remote and scary place.

Are there any ghosts here?.

There won't be any during the day time.

But hard to say when it gets dark later.

Honestly, you guys also noticed it...

I've given all my valuables to the driver

and still he won't start the engine

no matter what. What can we do?.

Look at him,

right?.

Think of something.

I want to go back to the hotel!.

How about, if I have sex with him

and see if he wants that.

Save it!.

I don't think it'd be much help.

Let's have a cup of tea first,

it may help to calm down.

I want too.

Hey handsome,

why are you here alone in Thailand?.

A single man coming to Thailand,

most likely here to go whoring.

Of course not!.

I was originally here with my colleague,

however he noticed his passport had expired

when we arrived at the airport.

Therefore he couldn't board the plane.

Don't get me wrong.

Your colleague... is a boy or a girl?.

He's a boy.

Two men coming to Thailand...

Definitely here for the prostitutes!.

That's really not the case.

Actually I came to Thailand... for photography.

It doesn't matter.

The four of us,

are all here for the male prostitutes.

After meeting you tonight, I could save it.

Which room are you staying in?. Tell us!.

After bathing and cleaning up...

We'll have a 5P party tonight.

I still haven't got the room number yet.

No matter, you can come to our room.

Yes, we can all party together.

Do you dare?. The worst would be to die

in a love clutch together!.

Doesn't have to be so mean

even if she is quarrelling.

Just leave her alone. Let's go...

Did you hear this?. Say something!.

Hey!. Hold on!.

Do you have any Thai Baht?.

My card is not working,

I'll need to get a new one.

I'll exchange it for you later.

No... No...

I just bought a new one... at the airport.

Thank you!.

Come, I need to search you!.

What's up?.

Your legs are quite thick.

What is this coming out of your pants?.

Don't touch...

It's just a flash light.

Do you have a lot of money?.

Thank you.

How much?.

I'll pay you back in Hong Kong dollars.

That's okay, no big deal.

Thank you.

All right, my name is Jack, and you are?.

My name is Bobo, how about you?.

I'm called Harriet.

I'm called Mon, like the Mon in Doraemon.

I am Cheryl.

I am Mindy.

Bobo, although we just met each other,

but I overheard you talking on the phone just

now, and it sounds like you have love problem.

You can share it with us.

It's nothing.

Bobo, don't be afraid.

Boys don't grow up, if you don't scold them...

That's right, I always argue with my boyfriend

when I was in Hong Kong.

When we quarrel I'd say

I'll kill his whole family.

That's why I say...

Men are like jewelry,

you have to change it to feel better.

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