Hong tian shuang long hui Page #2

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This is the last time.

I never wanna see you again.

Step on it! Yeah!

I'll be back in a second. Wait. Where

the hell you think you're going?

I gotta take a leak. Hurry back.

Whoa, whoa! Hey, you think you own the damn road?

Pardon me.

Here we are, Maestro. Uh-huh.

Oh, bellman! Hmm?

You outdid yourself. Nice choice too.

My favorite color.

You are the man.

Let's take a ride. Get in! Huh? Hey!

Sorry, kid, I really don't know

what you're talking about.

Quit fooling around, huh?

Hey, Tyson. What are you doing down there?

Huh? You and your stupid jokes. Take that!

It's not funny!

Hey! Damn you!

I'm so sorry.

What the hell?

Good morning, sir. Welcome.

Yes.

Not 100... 400,000 shares.

Ah, there you are, John! I remember you!

Still well? I'm good. We haven't

seen each other in a long time.

Oh, come on over here. Look.

Do you recognize her?

She's the same girl you used to

play with when you were a kid.

Tammy, go on and say "hello" to John. Go on!

Oh, come on, a nice, big kiss. That's better.

She finished her training as a nurse.

When she heard you were coming, she

quit her job, just to take care of you.

That's nice, but I feel fine.

Now, John, there are a lot of

diseases in this part of the world.

You're a world-famous conductor. You

really can't afford to catch anything.

It would be terrible.

Please, I would like to freshen up first.

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot. We'll talk later, huh?

Oh, Tammy, will you show some interest?

Daddy, I already have a boyfriend.

I'm helping you get a husband, not a boyfriend.

What about Rocky? Who? Stallone?

Not Stallone. Frankie Lok. I call him Rocky.

Even Rocky would tell you to go for it.

Now, take this medicine bag.

Your daddy's very serious about this.

I want you and John to hit it off.

We'll have a merger with the Ma family,

and both our businesses will prosper.

We'll be one big, happy

corporation... I mean, family.

It's a very tough business world

we live in, my dear.

John, are you there?

My daughter's here to see you.

Now, you remember: Be nice to him. Daddy, Daddy.

Go on, get in there.

Oh, God, I hope it works.

Here, let me help you with this. So many bottles.

I thought your father was kidding.

I didn't know nurses were so sexy these days.

You're showing.

No, up there. Oh!

Even when I was a child, I hardly

needed vitamins or medicine.

If I had known, I wouldn't have brought so many.

Come on, sit over here.

Thank you.

Your dress is a bit tight.

Must restrict the circulation.

And your posture's not too good. That's probably

why you often get a sore back. Am I right?

How'd you know that? Hmm, come with me.

Lie down, please. So soon?

Ooh. Oh?

Don't worry. No need to rush. We'll go slowly.

Ooh!

Put your leg up here. Just relax.

I'm almost done. Wouldn't it

be easier with my clothes off?

No need to.

I'm just loosening you up.

It improves the circulation.

Are we ready yet?

Feels pretty good, don't you think?

Asleep already?

You must be very tired.

I can't believe just because

we don't have the $300,000,

we have to run away to China.

That's a real joke. Hey, I didn't drive that bad.

So we came in second. What's so wrong with that?

Did we win anything for it?

Not really. Hold this.

Oh, my back.

Hi, I slept so well after that

workout you gave me last night.

Would you like to see a menu? Mm-hmm.

- Let's go! I ain't got all day.

- I'm busy. Talk to him.

What's he saying? I'm out of breath. Talk to him.

Where's my money? Tyson, give him the money.

You got the money. No, you have it.

Oh, right.

Wait. I'll give you half

now... What are you doing?

Listen here. I know the boat's stolen.

I hope you can appreciate it.

Call me when you get to the mainland.

Do you remember Barbara's last name?

Barbara Whatchamacallit.

You fueled the tank, didn't you?

Oh, yeah!

Tyson, I think we've been double-crossed.

What, there's no boat?

A farewell party. That wasn't necessary.

You idiot! Over there! Let's get out of here.

I left my phone book. I have to get it.

Forget the stupid phone book.

Untie the rope!

- Stop those two idiots!

- Hurry up, will ya?

Come on, come on. Go!

- Stop right there!

- Where the hell do you think you're going?

You're not going anywhere.

What are we gonna do now?

There's no way out. We should just go ashore.

Either way we're gonna die. What?

Let's go!

Stop that boat! Stop it!

You know, maybe you should let me drive. Quick!

Put on your life jacket and shut up.

There, that's it. That's it.

Go! Come on!

Yes! Let's go meet them at the docks.

You better sit down! You're gonna fall out!

What's the matter? Must be the chair.

I feel like I'm on a boat.

I've been feeling strange ever since I got here.

I don't know. Maybe it's jet lag.

I feel like I'm seasick.

My father said you should use his car.

He said it'd be more convenient for you.

Here, take it.

Thank you. It's very kind, but

I don't even know the roads.

If you get lost, just call me.

These chairs are springy, aren't they?

What are you trying to do?

I want them... now!

Over there! Get closer!

Take that!

Boomer, check this out. Will

you quit fooling around?

Look out over there!

Oh, God! Tyson!

- Come on, he's ours.

- Stop him, now! Will!

Let's get 'em. All right.

Oh, hurry. I think I'm dying.

We're almost there. Hang on!

I'll make them pay.

Boomer, Boomer, I'm not dead.

You can come back now.

Help me. I can't drive this. Hurry!

- Turn, turn! Look in front of you!

- Get out of the way!

That was close.

Tyson!

Well done. Okay.

Hey! Moron! Watch where you're going!

Yeah, tell him that.

You okay, boss?

You want trays? He started throwing water.

Check, please.

We're back on shore now. I'm sorry about that.

Come on.

Why don't you go change

and we'll go somewhere else?

No, thank you. I'm afraid we'll go

on another boat ride. Thank you.

It's me.

Boomer, is this the mainland?

We made it, didn't we? We're still in Hong Kong.

You're lucky, you know.

You got away with just a few bumps and bruises.

You should see what happened to Boss Wing.

He was totally wiped out.

Enough. Will you please keep quiet.

I can't hear anything.

Hi. Are you a doctor? What?

Are you a doctor? Are you blind?

What else would I be?

Eat slowly. It's very hot.

You know, you guys piss me off.

For your information, this

hospital pays us protection money.

That means you're in deep sh*t, punk.

Tyson, we're changing hospitals. - All right.

Hey!

If I were you, I wouldn't try anything stupid,

'cause you can't get out of this one.

You see, I had a job that required

my boss' great driving skills.

And since you put him out of commission,

and since I know you can handle a

car, I'm offering the job to you.

What is it? You'll find out soon enough.

Keep your cellular phone on 24 hours a day.

We'll be contacting you.

And if you don't answer, you can

pick up your buddy piece by piece.

All right, men.

I wanna hear the music and the feeling...

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