Hong tian shuang long hui Page #4

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Weird. I don't know about you,

but I think I am going crazy.

Wow! It's strange, isn't it?

Hey, imagine, I could be taken for you.

Ah! No wonder the girl out

there thinks I'm a musician.

She certainly thinks I'm you.

That's why the girl doesn't

believe I'm giving a concert.

Ah! You play in a band. A band?

Never mind. Well, what are you gonna do?

What do you mean?

You're wearing my clothes. You have to

give them back to me and fix things up.

Okay, but don't tell the

girl I'm with, all right?

Wait. Do you know a Barbara?

What? You mean you know her? I'm

pretty sure that's her name.

She got into my car and asked me

to take her to the hospital...

to see this guy, Tyson.

It's getting awfully confusing.

How come when I sneeze, you sneeze? Right.

Were you on a boat lately? You're right.

Oh, my God. No wonder I was seasick.

What do you do when I get laid?

You mean, with a girl? Of course.

What else would it be?

I hope he's not too kinky. Oh, wait.

Wait! Hey, you better take your hand off me.

You're forgetting your phone.

Thanks a lot.

Ah, maestro, right on schedule.

Hey! Finally ready? Barbara,

what are you doing here?

Always kidding. Is there

something wrong with you?

What's going on here? Why do I have

to remind you of every little detail?

Please, not now.

Hello?

Hi, Boomer. Who's this?

Better get your ass out here.

We've been lookin' for you.

Oh, no, I'm not Boomer.

You've got the wrong number.

Huh? This phone isn't mine.

They got switched around.

You just wait right here. Wait.

Yes. Boomer!

Where are you? I'm in the lobby with Barbara.

Just tell me where you are.

- I'm in my car with Tammy.

- Get in here. I got to protect her. Make it fast.

You can't take her with you.

It's getting too dangerous.

But I can't go inside. I need your

help to explain something to her.

You don't understand. I've got

more than I can handle right now.

What? What?

John, John? Hello? Damn it. The battery.

Please wait a second. I need to change phones.

Wait, please! We're gonna be late.

I'll be right back.

Stay here. Don't go away.

I'll be right back, okay?

Where you going?

Ah, Maestro! This way.

That was quick. Please, get in.

Get in! Please. Thank you.

I was really getting worried.

We're gonna be late.

- Driver, let's go.

- All right.

Where we going?

To your concert.

Is that Boomer I saw leaving right now in

that big car? Yeah, that was him all right.

Then who the heck's that?

Oh, hi.

I thought I just saw you leave.

Barbara, I'm glad you're here.

I have to talk to you. Stay away. Don't touch me.

Pretending you don't know us? Have we met before?

We're holding your little

friend, so don't mess around.

I'm not sure I understand.

I'm talking about Tyson.

Don't you think you can tell me where I'm going?

You're gonna save someone for us.

Sounds interesting. Who?

The cops got our boss. He's

in that truck right there.

No way. Chase the police?

I'm not a race car driver.

I heard you were the best.

Now is the time to prove it.

If you fail, Barbara and Tyson are history.

Don't be uptight. I'm not scared.

You're the one who needs to relax.

Oh, no, you must be kidding.

I'm getting out of here. Go!

Stop fooling around. Show me

you're the famous John Ma.

I'm not Maestro Ma. I'm Boomer.

Don't jeopardize your future. Now get out there.

Stop it! I'm not jeopardizing my future.

You've worked so hard

all your life for this night.

Now you get out there. Show some guts.

Fine. I'll go out there.

But you'll be sorry.

What are you doing? Wait. There's

so many people out there.

Your baton. What's that?

Just wave it around. You'll be all right.

Here goes nothing.

All right, let's move it!

We'll get you out of here, boss!

This is fun.

Get out! Get out!

Wait for me here and stay cool. Move it!

What's wrong with this door, damn it?

Unlock the door. Take it easy. Thanks a lot.

What? Are you sure you don't have any

reservations tonight after 9:00?

'Cause I specifically remember

calling last Tuesday and... Hey.

Ah! Oh. Ah! Hurry up, will ya?

It's Tues... No, you don't understand.

Hey. Sorry. It's my turn. Go away.

Hello?

- Is that you, John?

- Boomer, I need your help to get me out of here.

I need you here. You don't understand.

They put me on stage. I'm conducting your concert.

It's turning into a disaster.

Just wave your hands around, all right?

- What's happening to you?

- Get out of the car now!

We're sorry...

Wish us both luck.

Just move my hands, huh?

This is my concert! Get the hell out of here!

Do I know who this guy is?

This is our big, big boss.

You're the big, big boss. Okay, hotshot.

I want to go!

Come on! You heard him!

That's it. That's it! Stronger!

Stronger! More freely!

Just shut the hell up and drive!

Hey, come on. Quit foolin' around.

Let's go. Step on it! Where'd we get this guy?

I'm sorry. Watch that car!

Hey! We're going to hit the truck!

No! No!

Hey! Start driving or I'll kill you.

Get going.

Hey. Is that them?

Just step on the brake!

- Here, you do it.

- It's all yours.

- Hey, slow down!

- We're on fire!

Just pull the hand brake! Pull it yourself!

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Out of my way!

Boss! I'm comin'!

Bravo!

Wonderful!

- Thank you.

- Welcome, Mr. Ma.

Uh, you could use a little

freshening up before the reception.

We'll all be waiting in the V.I.P.

room. That's wonderful.

Mr. Ma! Mr. Ma!

Ah, hello, my dear. Hi.

Is the V.I.P. room ready for the reception?

Certainly, it's ready. But...

Wait a second. Uh, may I...

May I ask who you are? I'm John Ma.

But who was the man who went to your room?

Did you see me come back? I really think we

should hurry up for the press conference.

I have to take a shower. I'll be right back.

John?

Uh, thank you.

Get in. Hurry.

You can't believe what just happened!

And what about me? I was almost killed.

Let's forget about it and be ourselves.

You're Boomer, and I'm John Ma, okay?

Tell me:
Did you sleep with Barbara?

No. We didn't do anything. Good.

She's Tyson's girl.

It's Tammy. Don't you think

you should go hide upstairs?

Okay.

Hello, Tammy. It's me.

Haven't you showered yet?

There's lots of people waiting.

I know. But you go down first,

and I will join you soon.

Hold it. Hmm.

Give me a kiss. You scum.

I'll wait downstairs.

My purse.

Oh, you're here. Boomer, what are you doing?

I'm filling the bathtub. What's it look like?

This whole situation's getting out of hand.

Oh, Boomer. What should we do?

It's ridiculous.

I think I like Barbara a little.

Don't even think about it.

Barbara is Tyson's girl, you hear?

What's the big deal? I don't even know Tyson.

Wait a minute. When you touch Tyson's

girl, it's like touching my girl.

So stay away from her, you hear?

- But you touched my girl.

- How could I know she's your girl?

It doesn't matter whether she is or not.

Don't mess around with her.

Wait! Come back.

Are you telling me what to do?

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