Hooligan Escape The Russian Job Page #2

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Speak nice and clearly for me.

[Agent 58] (speaking

in a foreign language)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

(Boris laughing)

(electric sparking)

(Boris grunting)

He's been tortured

himself, you know?

Told me one night while

he was out of his nut

on disco biscuits.

This is where we

muse at the efficacy

and morality of torture.

I ain't got a clue

(Boris yelling)

what you just said.

Just be glad he's on our side.

All right.

Boys, I'm not up for this.

I sit at a computer desk all

day staring at spreadsheets.

Vince, we're

f***in' in it, mate,

whether you like it or not.

(Boris yelling)

(Vince vomiting)

[Ed] (speaking in

a foreign language)

There are three warehouses

all joined together

but no exits.

There are at least

two guards armed

with assault rifles on watchtowers

around the perimeter.

I didn't hear him speak.

[Agent 58] I've seen

it with my own eyes.

That sounds a health

and safety nightmare.

(speaking in a

foreign language)

There's a service hatch.

It's used for maintenance.

It does not lead to the

outside, but it does lead

to the next warehouse.

This is not good for you.

Dimitry is the only

one that can command

the doors to be opened.

We are all captives here.

Good enough.

Where is this service hatch?

Ask him.

All right Ed, what are

we gonna do about Davie?

Well, we can't take

him with us now, can we?

We can't just leave him here?

Yes, we can just

leave him here.

This is f***ed up.

There must be another

way out of this.

Listen to Ed.

I'm good.

Well, let's just stand

around here moping about.

Yeah all right, point taken.

But, why not we just hold on

for just one second, yeah?

Hold on, what Jeff?

Come on.

Follow me.

Listen, can't we just wait

for this Dimitry character

to show up, and when he

opens the door, we just jump

the bastard?

Guards with guns, Jeff.

You saw what happened to Davie.

Yeah, but I don't see

why we should have to run

and hide.

We ain't done f*** all wrong.

I don't think these lot care

too much about that, Jeff.

We've got a corrupt copper

and a Russian mentalist

so far in the middle of

f***ing we don't know where.

And, I, for one, don't

fancy using this thing

against a bunch of Russians

with tactical gear.

But, go ahead.

Now this Dimitry has

clearly made this door

a bottle neck, so we're

gonna have to find

another way out.

But, if you want to Butch

and Sundance it, mate,

be my guest.

Come on.

(ominous music)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

(ominous music)

(Boris choking)

(ominous music)

Too soon for a joke?

Why, go on.

It's not about Davie,

may he rest in peace.

He'd have ended up in

prison soon enough anyway.

But, he'd still

be alive at least,

and that would've

been his choice.

We're in this

mess because of him.

[Vince] We're in this

mess because you started

that fight back in France.

What you on about,

you f***ing diff?

They ain't the same

f***ing Russians.

There's more than one

d*ckhead bunch of Russians.

You don't know that.

They could be the same.

Shut up you idiots.

So, what's the joke?

What's this tunnel and

Vince's mom got in common?

They've both had four geezers

stuck inside 'em at once.

(laughing)

Again, with the mom jokes.

Give it a rest,

you f***ing retard.

That's what she f***ing said.

(laughing)

No time for short jokes.

(ominous music)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

(ominous music)

[Dimitry] (speaking

in a foreign language)

[Guard] (speaking

in a foreign language)

[Dimitry] (speaking

in a foreign language)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

[Dimitry] (speaking

in a foreign language)

[Guard] (speaking

in a foreign language)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

(PA squealing)

[Agent 58] English,

show yourselves.

[Dimitry] (speaking

in a foreign language)

[Agent 58] You

are rats in a maze.

[Dimitry] (speaking

in a foreign language)

[Agent 58] I am the Minotaur.

You are the hunted.

I am the hunter.

I think he's

mixing his metaphors.

I don't think he

gives a f*** mate.

(speaking in a

foreign language)

Two years ago, you

killed my comrade.

Now it is your time to die.

[Vince] So it is the

same f***ing Russians.

You're right.

I concede.

That's big for you, Jeff.

(PA squealing)

Someone give us

a hand with this.

Tom.

(dramatic music)

(grunting)

(ominous music)

(Agent 58 choking)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

(ominous music)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

If some guy spots us,

it's game over, boys.

(tense music)

(worker grunting)

(tense music)

Get changed.

(tense music)

What do we do now?

We need to split up

and look for an exit.

There must be a way out.

No, I'm not up for this.

What happened to armed

guards, and assault rifles,

and all that?

There has to be

another way out.

If we stay in here, we're dead.

Yeah, but none of us know

where the f*** we're going.

We'll take it in sections.

We'll meet back here

in five minutes.

Yeah.

Okay.

(tense music)

(radio crackling)

(tense music)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

[Worker] (speaking

in a foreign language)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

[Worker] (speaking

in a foreign language)

[Dimitry] (speaking

in a foreign language)

[Worker] (speaking

in a foreign language)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

(gun firing)

Where's Tom?

I don't know.

Give him a minute or so.

He might've found something.

Any luck?

F*** all.

Everywhere's bolted.

It's like a f***ing fortress.

Or a prison.

Yeah, right.

(gun firing)

That didn't sound good.

Ed, where the f*** you going?

Ed?

(speaking in a

foreign language)

(knife clattering)

(ominous music)

(laughing)

Where are your friends?

(speaking in a

foreign language)

Did you kill my

comrade in France?

(ominous music)

[Dimitry] (speaking

in a foreign language)

[Agent 58] That

was my brother.

[Dimitry] (speaking

in a foreign language)

Did you kill my brother?

(Dimitry laughing)

(ominous music)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

Are you a warrior?

[Dimitry] (speaking

in a foreign language)

(gun firing)

(glass shattering)

(guard yelling)

(gun firing)

Tom, on your feet.

Don't f*** about.

[Tom] Come here.

(Agent 58 yelling)

Get off me.

I can help you, or I can

break your arm right now.

[Tom] No, please.

Let him go.

You're empty.

What?

All rounds expended.

What about now?

We need to get out of here.

They're gonna be all over

this place in seconds.

Please.

Tom, go and get the others.

We'll be in here.

[Tom] What are you gonna do?

Just quick as you can.

In.

(ominous music)

(Dimitry coughing)

(dramatic music)

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(gun firing)

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