Horrible Bosses Page #10
could go back to school, change
fields.
In the b.g., a GUY has noticed them. He heads over.
KURT:
Yeah. Why should I care about
protecting Pellit's name when his
own son doesn't? There's a
million jobs out there.
DALE:
The world is your oyster.
GUY:
Well, well, if it isn't the Three
Musketeers, Nick, Kurt and Dale.
Still hanging out like high
school, huh?
NICK:
I don't believe it. Kenny Orkin!
DALE:
I heard you moved to New York to
work at Lehman Brothers or
something.
KENNY (GUY)
Yale.
KURT:
So what are you doing back here?
KENNY:
Don't you read the papers? They
shut us down. I've been looking
for work for the last two years.
It's crazy out here. I can't even
get a job waiting tables.
NICK:
You? Waiting tables? You were
voted Most Likely to Succeed.
Everyone thought you were set.
KENNY:
Everyone including me.
(INTENSE)
I'd murder those Lehman Brothers
if I could. Line them up, put one
bullet through their three heads.
(CONTINUED)
32.
36 CONTINUED:
(2) 36DALE:
Easy, Kenny.
KENNY:
It's just not fair. I was making
high six-figures. Now I can't
even afford this drink.
(holds up glass)
Seriously, you think you guys can
help me out at all?
The three guys exchange uncomfortable looks as they reach
for their wallets.
DALE:
Uh, sure. Here's a few bucks,
Kenny.
KENNY:
Okay, y'know that's not really
gonna do it for me.
(looking around,
LEANING IN)
I'll tell you what? What if I
give you guys handjobs? Forty
bucks. We can do it in the
bathroom right here. I'll do the
three of you for a hundred.
KURT:
You're gay now?
KENNY:
No, I'm not gay.
They look skeptical.
KENNY:
I'm the opposite of gay!
They guys look at each other with eyebrows raised. Nick
mouths "opposite."
KENNY:
Come on. Handjobs for the Three
Musketeers. Let's do this!
The BARTENDER spots Kenny and points at him.
BARTENDER:
(YELLING)
I thought I told you to stay out
of here!
(CONTINUED)
33.
36 CONTINUED:
(3) 36KENNY:
Whoops. Gotta go, guys. Call me
if you change your minds. I'm at
my mom's.
He hurries out. There's a silent beat as the guys
process what they've just witnessed.
CUT TO:
37 EXT. STREET - LATER 37
The three guys are walking home, all mildly buzzed.
KURT:
So I guess we're just gonna be
miserable for the rest of our
lives.
DALE:
What do you mean?
KURT:
What options do we have? We can
quit our jobs and turn into Kenny.
Or keep our jobs and turn into
sad, ball-less losers who spend
their days dreaming of ways to
kill their bosses.
There's a beat as Nick regards Kurt.
NICK:
You do that too?
KURT:
Of course. Everyone does. It's
the only thing that keeps us from
going totally bat-sh*t.
NICK:
The other day I imagined shoving
one of those jugs from the water
cooler in Harken's mouth and
making him drink until his bladder
explodes.
DALE:
Jeez.
KURT:
That's so funny. I had the same
idea for Pellit.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
34.
37 CONTINUED:
37KURT (CONT'D)
Only using gasoline instead of
water. And his ass instead of his
mouth.
DALE:
You guys are sick.
KURT:
What's sick about it? It's just a
way to let off steam.
NICK:
Yeah, Dale. It's not like we're
actually going to kill our bosses.
They continue walking. After a beat.
KURT:
You have to admit though, our
lives would be a lot better if our
bosses were dead.
NICK:
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