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across from him.
HARKEN:
Here's my concern, Nick. You're a
punctual guy. You understand the
importance of getting to work on
time. So that leaves me to wonder
if there isn't something wrong
with the internal clock in our
security system. What do you
think?
NICK:
I don't know, Mr. Harken. I might
have been a minute late.
HARKEN:
Two minutes according to this. So
either you're a liar -- which I
know you're not -- or our system
is off by a full minute. And if
that's the case, I have no choice
but to dismiss Thomas, our
longtime security coordinator.
NICK:
Okay, I might have been two
minutes late.
There's an uncomfortable beat. Then --
HARKEN:
So you did lie.
NICK:
No, I --
Harken picks up the phone.
NICK:
Who are you calling?
HARKEN:
Thomas. I'm letting him go.
(CONTINUED)
5.
13 CONTINUED:
13NICK:
Wait! Okay, I guess I lied. But
I didn't mean to --
HARKEN:
(hangs up phone)
Trust is everything in this
office, my friend. I know you've
been working your tail off for
that promotion, but if I can't
trust you, how can I make you
Senior VP of Sales?
NICK:
I understand. You can trust me.
HARKEN:
Now you sound like my wife.
He glances at a framed photo on his desk.
of the hot, bikini-clad MRS. HARKEN, 30's, standing on a
beach.
HARKEN:
(IMITATING HER)
`Trust me, honey.' `Trust me.'
Meanwhile, she's making love to
every guy in the neighborhood.
NICK:
(UNCOMFORTABLE)
Oh, I'm sure she's... loyal to
YOU --
HARKEN:
How could you possibly know that?
NICK:
I don't.
HARKEN:
Are you making love to my wife,
Nick?
NICK:
What?! No!
(CONTINUED)
6.
15 CONTINUED:
15HARKEN:
I'm just kidding around. She's
out of your league. No offense.
NICK:
None taken.
HARKEN:
Hmm.
Harken has crossed to a credenza with several bottles of
booze, two glasses and an ice bucket. He begins to fill
a glass with ice and Scotch.
HARKEN:
Would you like one?
NICK:
It's 8:
15.HARKEN:
You think there's something wrong
with a man enjoying a drink in the
morning?
NICK:
(QUICKLY)
No, no. It's fine. I'd love a
drink.
Harken hands him the drink he just poured.
NICK:
Thank you.
HARKEN:
My pleasure.
Harken returns to his chair and sits.
NICK:
Aren't you having one?
HARKEN:
It's 8:
15, Nick. I'm not analcoholic.
NICK:
Oh. Well, I only took it because
I thought you were having one.
HARKEN:
thought I was going to have one?
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
7.
15 CONTINUED:
(2) 15HARKEN (CONT'D)
That doesn't exactly sound like
something a Senior VP would do.
NICK:
Well, I --
HARKEN:
What if you thought I was going to
dip my balls in honey and shaved
coconut? Would you do that too?
NICK:
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
Of course not.
HARKEN:
Of course not. Anyway, we've
moved up the date of the AGM so
you're gonna need to complete your
due diligence by Monday. You'll
probably need to be here all
weekend.
NICK:
(SIGHS)
Okay.
HARKEN:
Hey, you want a promotion, you've
gotta earn it. Life's a marathon
and you can't win a marathon
without putting a few Band-Aids on
your nipples.
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