Hot Bot Page #5

Synopsis: Hot Bot is the hilarious journey of two sexually repressed and unpopular teenage geeks who accidentally discover a life-like super-model sex bot (Bardot).
 
IMDB:
3.4
Year:
2016
86 min
191 Views


Caroline, you will rewrite this sh*t before my appearance, ok?

We will...

Hey! There they are. Look at me, who comes there. All right.

The Limited in Black. Says nothing.

Three days.

Can you then do not do anything right? FBI?

Furzblde idiots?

Tell me that you know where it is. Nods simple. So?

Help me. Do you know who stole it? That you know that, right?

In a way.

This is a great advance.

Let's go but to him. Bring me back.

Now it would fit. I could also go,

only I know blderweise not know where she is, right?

Therefore fail governments.

This is delicious, honey.

- Thank you. - Yes, no, Dad?

- Thank Shaqobi. - Delicious.

Sit down.

- Sit down and eat. - Sorry, I'm late.

Sit down and eat.

That's all?

He not in trouble? What if I would say that?

Young lady, when I hear ever tell you that you are late

- And your monthly thing ... - Hey, hey, hey!

No children before you. 39 Roger that?

- Ok.

- 39!

- All right. OK. - Only an education, then a job.

Then you can have a baby.

Until then, I want to hear a word of too late.

Love engaged married.

Only then comes the baby. Do you understand me?

I think that was now a transfer.

I believe.

- I would like to pray. - OK.

Come.

Give Mom's hand.

- No, I do not do. - Take Mamas hand.

I do not like this rebellion. Not at all.

- I ... - No more excuses more.

Son, I'm dead serious.

I do not understand where that comes from.

Facebook.

- This is the Internet. - This is the Internet.

And your PORNOS. Do not think we do not know.

But I do not like this lady in hotpants.

Normally she wears no pants.

That's it! That does not happen again. Come here.

Stop it.

All right, kid. Senator Biter. How are you?

not get up.

I wanted to tell you a bedtime story, but only one word ...

... To the hard sock.

How often have you ... In there hosed?

The not mine.

Do not do that. Clear is yours. We both know.

Do you know what has pained me your age?

Wash or throw away? What do you do?

Depends on...

... If I can find a new one.

I only use single socks.

Now you will laugh the same.

I have done exactly the same thing. In earnest.

I swear to god. Well, how do you think?

You and I, we ...

... Shoot our load in orphaned socks.

As I think of myself at your age.

This brings back memories.

Every day tens of erections. I was ugly, all you like.

Oh yes. Come on.

I always knew that no woman ever ... could satisfy my needs.

What I have done to ...

I put my wiener in a melon.

That you determined not know. But it is absolutely true.

They are placed half an hour into the tube. The melon, not my cock.

Half an hour, and while at 120 degrees.

At 180 you cook it. But that is not served.

Half an hour at 120 degrees. Then you cut in there your hole

and put off.

Tell you what, Limus ...

every time I boarded this melon,

I wondered how well feels a warm vagina.

I still wonder.

Oh yeah.

Bring back Bardot.

No, no, I want you back bring Bardot, Limus, ok?

I know you're doing that for me,

because our conversation went better than I thought.

We are cut from the same wood. I want you to bring them back. Good?

That's the end of the bedtime story.

So you have nothing to worry about.

Bring it tomorrow morning back, ok? In order.

Come on, lie down, sleep now.

I spread yourself to yet.

So. And now go to sleep.

That has never been my dad.

That he did constantly.

Bring her back. Well, how about that?

What about that?

You bring them back. Well, how about that?

You bring them back.

Then it's good for all.

- What should we do? - Lightning fast cunning are.

If until then here and keep your eyes open.

it is thing tomorrow bring you to her.

Then she kills him.

No, wait.

No.

I want to kill him. Bring him to me.

Make no nonsense, you two.

I wanted to fix it,

the only problem is, they do not know that it is a robot.

- What is, she does not know? - You know, Benny. Stop it.

I tell you, they do not know. Maybe she knew it, no idea.

Maybe she is a replicant.

As in Blade Runner. Yes. And died.

- What? - Yes.

- She is perfect. - You can you not say that.

- No one will tell her that. - OK. Take it easy.

I do not think that we tell her. I think we need to do ...

Come down again.

That it certainly says no.

Oh sh*t.

I really wish we could make ourselves invisible.

Yes. Room 15, please.

Out there must be 40 people, damn.

Hey, my kung fu style is only enough for a dozen guys at once.

We have no chance.

- Then we'll die here together. - You would die for me?

Huffy, honest, I admire your Bonnie and Clyde attitude,

but it sounds totally stupid, if you say what that.

I am bold and she is beautiful. And they will not get them.

Yes, hi, guys. So, we know that you are in there.

So do come out with your hands, ok?

"With raised hands"?

Original.

- We do not give you! - OK. All right.

Relax yourself.

Hey, motherf***er, I'll tell you how it's run.

He wants to talk to you.

He wants to order something.

Hello?

Three large ice cream cones or three cans of coke ...

- Do you want a pizza? - What the...?

And a giant pizza. An extra large pizza.

- What? - This is now a hostage!

- We make demands, they deliver! - So you called Ice in waffle?

- And. - And.

- For real? - That's a cheap last meal.

Also true again.

If they bring us the ice, we do not give them out anyway.

Listen, I understand the romantic feelings

between you two, but ...

No no no.

And.

How long does it take for to get Coke and pizza, motherf***er?

OK? Nonsense! It's ultimately not about caviar and filet mignon.

It is enough! I have enough! I'm really pissed off.

Do you know what the plan? They want us to fumigate.

The hold out until we give up.

No no no! Mach spoon with Huff. I ran go.

Your "caviar and filet mignon" was a clear statement.

- Yes? - Listen to.

You come out now and bring you your ice,

or I will send in two minutes all my men purely

and we cut yourselves from your tails!

Forever!

We should bring us our ice cream.

Pretty good.

- And? - And.

The streusel are delicious.

Hirnfrost.

I do not want to go through again.

- Did you get it the plan? - Yes, we have figured him.

- Look at me, you have it figured? - Go and show it to them.

We care remotely for moral support.

Then a beat.

- I want to be on top. - OK. I choose the mantra.

Come on, people fighting, fighting, fighting! Kung fu fight!

- All right. - Good mantra.

Kung Fu, do not let me down.

Hey, Benny. Give ye us our property back?

Benny.

Blow in the throat.

Get out, bastard! Please bang's me properly!

How long does it take probably until I have you broken your neck?

As.

Crap!

Does the name Frazier what?

- The ... Changes everything. - Yes.

Dramatically.

All right then. we simply climbing through the window in the bathroom.

- Ach Mist!

- Ach Mist!

Ok.

OK. I'm going to lock me up in my car, so ...

Do you know Elin Gonzlez? Me, yes.

Let's go, Bardot.

An unfortunate mustache.

OK. Benny? Look at times at that.

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