Hot Bot Page #7

Synopsis: Hot Bot is the hilarious journey of two sexually repressed and unpopular teenage geeks who accidentally discover a life-like super-model sex bot (Bardot).
 
IMDB:
3.4
Year:
2016
86 min
188 Views


Praise be to God, no.

Mud!

Lim... Li... Hey!

You brought this filth in my house, take him out immediately.

Ok.

Boy, you know, I have a day to do with the luggage of people.

Some things are big, some small ...

... Much heavier than a dead donkey.

Ok.

I am telling you this because you must know

I can cope with any baggage that you give me.

Do you understand what I mean?

I'll be fine with any luggage.

Thanks, Dad.

- Take out the trash. - Yes.

You know what? That one I keep.

Maybe I have to pounce on the ass your mom.

- OK. - That was my cue.

- OK. - Your mama is a freak.

- Dad, stop. - No no.

You have to make it clear to you that she's a freak.

"Senator Biter cordially invites you to its presentation of the future."

"THE ELECTION COMMITTEE AND SENATOR BITER INVITE YOU

THE LECTURE THE SENATORS ABOUT THE FUTURE

All right.

Let's do it.

My beard itches.

Your beard looks like a pubic hair toupee.

My beard is a pubic hair toupee

... In Congress I was not for me but for you.

And when I became a senator -

if you will choose me, I will soon be the fourth time Senator ...

If you again soon choose me

I will not sit for me in the Senate, but for you!

And when I'm president of the United States -

and I'm the president of the United States -

I will not do it for me but for you!

Well, a bit for me.

What's this here, damn?

Perhaps his guest rooms.

- Looks like a rape rooms. - Yes.

... Even if these things are important ...

- We should go. - ... They are not.

Not considering what you see, because I will show you the future.

And the future is great.

Oh sh*t! Older!

Bardot.

Come. I'm here to rescue you.

Bardot, come with me.

It's me, Huffy.

Crap.

I think she does not remember you.

I think they have totally deleted.

we grab us and we f*** off, okay? We'll think of something.

Mud?

I was totally wrong.

- Oh crap. - Hey, what have we here?

You look really beautiful. OK.

I make you ...

... The greatest gift of all:

the future!

HOT BOT TECHNOLOGIES BARDOT V.2.7

10.2 INTEL-PROZESSOR MIT WI-FI

My friends, please join me in welcoming my friend from the future ...

...Bardot!

My pubic hair toupee is from!

- OK. - Stands up.

We could have been friends. But, really ...

- Benny! - Death by double dildo.

Sit down. And do not be stirred.

Sets the tails off.

- Sit down. - What? Come here.

- Do you really want that? - Yes, in with the tail, come on!

That's all? Come on, bring it on. Bring on the tail.

Then right on time!

Come on. Well, why are you doing nothing?

Thou shalt get out of your system and stop making nonsense.

- Let's go.

- Malfunction of the system.

Packt the tails in the pants and comes.

Comes with.

- I'll see you later. - What? Oh no!

Los, run!

All right. Let's go, come.

Run!

- Let's go. - Cover your eyes.

That is not very nice.

Abartig and great at the same time.

I have no idea where we're going and what we do next.

- You? - Driving to the airport.

- Airport. - Why do we go to the airport?

If I can not have you, they should not have you, that's why.

Where should I go?

Someplace where they you can not find.

As?

I think 500,000 bonus miles help us thence.

- Here passengers may only get off.

- Dad?

You are not allowed to park here.

we bring you to your departure gate, ok? Comes with.

we bring you to your departure gate.

- Goodbye. - Dad.

You look good, boy. Well done.

Goddamn, boy.

GATES 3C FLIGHT 4466 TOKYO DEPARTURE 23:55 UHR

- Sir, you take off your shoes. - Hey, I'm wearing an earphone, clear?

- So I can through! - And that and that.

- Slowly, hey! - No problem, people.

Ok, I take off my shoes.

- Good. - In order?

There ...

... Now we must part.

Light is not.

Danke, slime.

Hey. I get along.

I know that. I know that.

I'm so sorry.

I'm in love...

Pretty even, I think.

In mich?

The feeling is genuine.

Yes that's it.

I did not think that I can.

Cry?

love me.

What did you say?

So something nice I've never felt in life.

Attention, passengers! Flight to Tokyo in 1530 is now ready for boarding!

Be proud of yourself.

On what?

On each of your first time.

Be proud of yourself.

I am too.

For real?

Stay as you are.

I had an earphone.

Breaded and fried! Your order please?

Hello?

What would you like to order?

Yes, I could not find anything I want on the map.

What would you like then?

A date with Limus Huffington.

Oh, and a donut.

Hi!

Well then ... Spring into the cockpit, you wanker.

- Will you come clear with the fryer? - You know that.

- I will miss you. - Jump in.

Han Solo springt in den Millennium Falcon.

- Hi.

- Hi.

And my donut?

END:

I think he had a heart attack.

- We write a song. - We write a song.

- It is called "boat". - "Boot".

He goes so ... Let's sing it simple.

Stop to sit at home and mope.

I can not bear. It's repulsive. And you do not like your mom.

- And I do not even. - I had not had sex forever. OK.

- It's about female empowerment. - OK.

Women do not need self-empowerment. Stop it.

No...

- Oh my God! - I am going to vomit!

- Why? - Who was that?

- Hold on! - No.

- Did you fart? - No you?

- No.

- Donald that keep under wraps.

What's wrong with you bastards?

Comedies are more difficult than dramas.

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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