Hot Girls Wanted Page #3

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I tuck in my nose ring

and I take out my gauges,

and I wear my hair on my face.

It's so much fun

to have a different persona.

- You okay?

- Mmm-hmm.

What did you do over the weekend?

- I read my book.

- What book?

'Tis by Frank McCourt.

It's the second book to Angela's Ashes.

Finally finished it.

- You finished it?

- Yeah.

All right, you gotta put it in. Yes.

It freaks me out, I don't know why.

Awesome. All right, let's go show.

- It's good?

- Yeah, yeah.

All right. Sounds good!

In middle school,

all my friends were having sex.

I was, like, "Yeah!

No, sure, I'll do it. Whatever. "

And I did, and I was dumped a month later.

And I was heartbroken and...

Oh, it just devastated me,

and I never wanted to do it again.

So, having sex outside of porn scares me,

and I don't want to commit myself

to someone like that yet.

You know, all these kids,

they hear things,

and they're like, "Okay, penis and vagina,

they go together and you make a baby. "

They hear that's bad,

you can get pregnant,

you can get all these diseases.

But then there are all these people

on porn having sex.

And nothing's going wrong,

and everybody's happy, you know.

So, it's really confusing.

And they say, "Okay, well,

it's okay to do that to a girl.

"And they said it was bad,

but it's okay right there. "

Yeah.

You know,

they might see it as it's nothing,

and it's not emotional

and it's not serious.

Oh, it's so heartbreaking.

I'll never forget how they did it

in my class. Are you ready?

They're like, "This is what happens

when you have sex with someone. "

They get a paper

and put a glue stick on it,

and they stick the two papers together.

A few minutes later, they peel them apart.

They're like, "These are still

two separate papers, correct?

"But there's pieces of this one

stuck on this one.

"And pieces of this one stuck on that one.

And it's always gonna be that way. "

My first boyfriend,

we dated for six months.

It was my first time, and I thought,

"Oh, my gosh! It's amazing!

"This is... I wanna be with you forever. "

And it was just a big letdown

when he just walked away.

I mean, nowadays sex

doesn't really mean anything.

Hi!

I missed you! I missed you, I missed you.

- I'm loving your hair!

- I know.

I love you with glasses.

I don't think I've seen... Are those new?

Yeah, I've had them for about a month.

I saw a picture of you hunting,

and you look sexy as hell.

You wanna go inside?

It's hot out here.

It's pretty warm.

I'm gonna go take a shower.

My ex-boyfriend,

he is a sarcastic a**hole.

But now I'm with his roommate, Kendall.

It's different with him.

I don't even know, it's really weird.

Come on, Duc.

Kendall, he's a music producer.

Come on, Ducati. Come on, baby.

We've been dating for a week and a day.

He's the kind of guy

that you think is an a**hole,

but he's not.

I had butterflies in my stomach.

I don't ever get butterflies,

ever, anymore.

On Tuesday, I was thinking,

"I'm going to my first shoot.

"I haven't had sex in three months,

and blah, blah, blah.

"I'm so excited and I'm so nervous,"

and all these things.

And then a guy there, who was the guy

I did Street Blowj*bs with,

and his name is Tony Rubino.

Mmm.

Oh, my gosh.

So he's only like 5'8", maybe 5'7".

Like, really short guy.

And pretty skinny, too,

he's just, like, a white boy.

And then he takes off his pants,

and he's got, like, a freaking baby arm

just coming out of nowhere.

And I was like,

"Oh, my God. "

But I worked with him before,

so I was like, "Oh, my God. "

I'm, like, nervous.

And he told me

I was his favorite porn star.

- He was being all sexy.

- Oh, it's too much.

Then we got to do the pop shot together.

It was awesome.

That's the best part.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.

It's gonna go on your chest,

on your ass, in the face.

And then swallowing.

And then those all get paid the same.

But the one they will pay you

more for is cream pies.

That's when they come inside of you.

And you, like, squeeze it out,

and it's all, like, cream-filled donut,

taco, whatever.

Puppy! Puppy! Puppy!

- Hey, girls!

- Michelle?

- Oh, hi!

- Hi! You're so pretty.

Thanks. Is that the little one?

- Yeah, you wanna take him?

- Yes!

- He bites.

- I don't care.

She's like, "I don't care. "

Where's your accent from?

You have an accent.

- What does it sound like?

- No, you do.

I don't know. I can't put my finger on it.

Oh, my goodness, you don't bite! You lick.

Come, let me show you to your room.

- This is your bedroom.

- All right.

Your sheets are these.

She just washed them.

- When was the last time you went outside?

- Come on!

When's the last time you went outside?

You're so sweet.

I don't know.

All right.

That's not a good answer.

Man!

We gotta help her think of a name.

Think of...

Give me celebrities you like,

give me people in history you like,

give me days of the week you like.

- What's a girl's name you've always liked?

- Brooklyn.

- Brooklyn?

- Yes.

- Good. There's a good one.

- Ooh!

I like Brooklyn.

I got excited when

Michelle got here. I'm, like, "Oops!"

So how long have you all been here?

I've been here

since before Christmas.

Oh, dear.

I'm getting my b*obs done.

All I need is $1,000.

I'm saving to get them done.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, I'm so jealous.

No! Oi! Don't be jealous.

- You can do it, too.

- I'll get there soon.

- You're not allowed to.

- Me? Why not?

- Not for a little while.

- Oh, yeah. You're not a MILF yet.

Yeah, she's a MILF,

"Mom I'd Like to F***. "

- Okay. Cool.

- You guys are teenyboppers.

You get all the young shoots.

'Cause you're really young looking.

Don't worry, you'll get booked

more than me until I get my titties.

- Unless you're a hot Latina.

- I'm kidding.

You guys are all just gonna do great.

I'll be proud of my hussies.

I responded

on Craigslist, actually.

Never done anything like this before.

So, I'm nervous.

No, I mean, it's a lot of money

for a girl, you know.

So, I mean, why not? I'd do it anyways.

I mean, people see it anyways.

I mean, why not?

And let everybody else see it.

What's up, everyone?

This is my first Vine.

I am an upcoming porn star,

so please follow me.

One, two, three.

So just look right at me.

There you go, just like that.

Relax those shoulders,

relax your shoulders.

Pivot this way out.

There you go. You're doing a lot of this.

I know.

My shoulders are so tense.

Like, I feel like you wanna tackle me

for some reason. Ah!

Crazy! Okay, recite the vowels,

A, E, I, O, U.

All right, there you go, just like that.

There you go. Have fun with it.

I don't know what you're doing

with your mouth there.

I have no idea what you're doing.

- Are you reciting your vowels?

- No.

Remember, I wanna give you my money.

I wanna say, "Hey, you, porn star one,

I wanna pay you this $1,000!

"But your face is killing me right now. "

Remember, there's so many girls

that a pretty face and a nice body

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