Hot Mashooka: A Dangerous Lover Page #2

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And I felt as if I'd even forget

what she looked like.

Isn't that sad?

Let's turn the table.

- Ask me.

- are You married?

- That's a foul.

- You started it.

- Next question.

What if you meet your destined

man right before the wedding?

I'd hit him.

His butt first, then his face.

I'd kick his leg and swear at him.

Then I'd ignore him.

What would you do?

I don't know.

What kind of answer is that?

I'd offer to buy her drinks

if it's just us until we reach B3.

I thought you couldn't

handle cold stuff.

Liquor is fine.

Sorry,

but this card has been canceled.

That can't be right.

I don't have any...

Here.

- time goes by so fast.

- Yes.

What about your car?

My friend will pick it up.

I've promised to give it to him.

Can you do me a favor?

What is it?

Let me hit you.

Then you'd ignore me?

- Where?

- Anywhere I want to.

You want to?

Go ahead.

Can you hit me for

a few more hours?

Are you okay?

Let me see.

- I'm okay

- You sure?

I'm so sorry.

Let me see.

Hold still for a second.

I have to go now.

Don't do this.

We had an agreement.

Why are you still here?

You're eating your words.

I'm just standing here.

- Go.

- You go first.

No.

Do what you like.

We've decided to make it simple.

I mean, we've dated for

seven years.

That sounds good.

It's next month.

I'll send you the invitation.

Okay, thanks.

What's up with your clothes?

They're comfortable.

What's going on?

You stood us up.

I had a hard time coming up

with an excuse for you.

Did you drink?

That's fine.

You know, I understand.

They say girls go through that

before the wedding.

But don't be too obvious.

We're busy on Saturday.

Mr. Kim's daughter

is having a concert.

I'll ask him to marry us.

Should we do it?

I was thinking.

Can we put it off?

Don't make me lose it.

What's up with the traffic!

Marriage is nothing.

Don't be too serious.

Okay?

Aren't you sick of me?

Every girl becomes the same

after seven years.

What's the matter?

Let it go, okay?

I'll live with you.

And you will, too.

What's love?

This is love, too.

Got it?

I don't know.

What the hell did I do wrong?

Everybody lives in his own hell.

Why should I be your hell?

You can dump me.

I would do that

if I could get out of hell

by dumping you.

Can you leave me?

For seven years

hell has expanded

as much as our love has.

Everybody knows it's hell,

but he can't get out of it.

That's hell.

Don't you wanna know

who I drank with?

I drank with a guy.

Moron!

You...

That was out of line.

It was you who started it.

Make me happy.

I feel like sh*t now.

I'm hot.

Don't.

- Don't answer it.

- Give It here.

Why'd you call?

If it makes you happy,

I'm okay with it.

I'll let you have fun tonight.

Everybody wants a fling

every now and then.

I'll understand.

You're coming back to me.

Nothing will change.

Have fun.

Be good to my girl.

To her, you're nothing but

a disposable dildo.

I like you being aggressive.

It turns me on.

It's me.

Me?

I'm having fun.

As you told me to.

You think you're something?

You like f***ing me?

Is it fun for you?

Not for me.

It sucks!

You were thinking about him

while sleeping me?

Is he your husband?

Or a boyfriend?

Whatever you want him to be.

What, he doesn't go

down on you?

You're no different.

Who do you think you are?

It's my body, not yours!

What are you doing?

Move!

- Get out of my way! Let go!

- Don't play with me!

Cool it!

Let me go!

Let me go!

You look horrible.

You're an a**hole!

What'd I do wrong?

You don't know?

Tell me.

You're really leaving tomorrow?

- What?

- Guys say that

when they just want some fun

without taking

on the responsibility.

It was your line, wasn't it?

Stop toying with me.

Not any more.

It was you who was

toying with me.

Why'd you do that?

Screw you!

Let go!

Give me your hand.

Why?

What are you doing?

When I miss you,

I'll come here and touch it.

You're so silly.

You're leaving tomorrow.

I might come back.

When I start forgetting

your face.

I'm scared...

to forget you.

Should I sing for you?

We're here to wed Mr. Boy

and Ms. Girl in holy matrimony.

First, there will be the bow.

Bride and groom, bow.

Stop laughing.

Next are the wedding vows.

Will you, Mr. Boy

make love to her

before she frets...

Come on, do it right.

And swear to love her

until her hair turns gray?

- No.

- What?

Will you, Ms. Girl

swear not to hit him

in any circumstances,

and love him with all your heart

until his hair turns gray?

No!

Here, they swore to stay married

for the rest of their lives.

What? We both said no.

With the authority

invested in me,

I declare them to be married.

Now, they'll exchange rings.

What rings?

Well, the bride

already has a ring on.

So we'll skip it.

Now they will kiss,

promising to each other

solemnly that they'll never

be as happy

as they are now.

Come on.

Now, the bride and groom

will bow to the guests.

Bride and groom, turn right.

Bow to the guests.

March!

- Where are We going?

- On our honeymoon!

I haven't been here for ages.

Me neither,

though I always drove by.

You know what?

When a couple is in love...

When they really love each other...

They're better off,

remaining as lovers.

As everlasting lovers.

Hi.

We just got married.

- We married ourselves.

- I see.

- No guests, just us.

- is that so?

I'm broke now.

I'll pay.

Can you give this to us

as a wedding gift?

We'll be grateful.

You must be something.

This beautiful lady married you,

even though you're broke.

I know.

It's on the house.

Get rich and be happy.

Thanks.

You're such a player.

She saw my sincerity.

- Did You enjoy our honeymoon?

- Yes.

- Let's go home now.

- Home?

- Yes, to our place.

- What do You mean?

Let's go.

Pick one.

- For real?

- Yes, I bought them all.

You must be wealthy.

Okay, I'll pick one.

Innie minni miny mo.

Catch a tiger by his toe.

If he hollers, let him go.

Innie minni miny mo.

- That one!

- Okay, let's go.

Wait!

You should carry me in.

So nice.

Look at that bed.

- You like it?

- Yeah, it's just my style.

I love it.

So cushiony.

I thought you were rustic.

You do have good taste

in furniture.

I love the kitchen.

It makes me feel like cooking.

Is the fridge too big?

No, I like it.

It's big enough.

What's this?

It's empty.

You don't have to cook.

- We'll eat out everyday.

- How nice.

You should make lots of money.

Let's make it romantic.

Done.

What do you think?

You're so handsome.

- Come here.

- What?

It tickles.

I'm writing something for you.

Guess what it is.

You have three shots.

If you fail, I'll erase it.

Not a weird word, right?

Okay, take a guess.

What is it?

What'd you write?

Flutter, flutter.

I'm so happy with you.

As if we were on the moon.

What am I then?

A rabbit.

A rabbit?

I'll spill it.

It tickles.

You don't wanna be a rabbit?

Let's tell each other stories.

I'm not in the mood.

In elementary school,

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