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Who are you talking to?

They got three quarters a tank of gas.

At a max of 90 miles per hour...

...that means they were 30 miles away,

which means they probably came...

Hauser!

Okay, I gotta go.

Yeah.

Fist bump.

For all that good police work, good buddy.

We have to get out now.

They're gonna kill us both.

- Dixon, let's go.

- What?

They're the gunmen. The guys in the masks.

- Who?

- Just trust me. Follow my lead.

No, ma'am, I do not have

any feminine toiletries on me.

Feminine what?

What's the problem?

Mrs. Riva is having some problems

with some lady business.

Of the tampon variety.

- Seriously?

- Yeah. My comadre is here.

Her comadre is here.

Can't you just hold it?

No, it does not work that way, detective.

It does not.

No, you see, once a month,

my uterus sheds its lining.

It sheds. Once a month.

- So that the eggs...

- And the eggs.

...descend into the puss.

- My God.

- The puss put...

- No, there are fluids...

- God.

- Other fluids go in there.

- Whoa. What is she talking about?

So please take me

to a bathroom right now...

...or the back of this car

is gonna be the second crime scene...

...that you guys

are gonna be cleaning today.

- You don't need to paint a picture.

- You're used to that, no? Heh.

Please, please. Stop.

- Okay, Coop, I'll let you out.

- All right. Let's go.

There's a lining in there?

- We'll be right back.

- Yeah.

Hey, mamacita, where you going?

- Mamacita?

- We have our periods!

You don't wanna know.

There's a window. I'll go first.

You go, go, go.

- Okay, I can't do it.

- Push there with the legs!

- With the legs! With the legs!

- I can't!

Why is your body like that?

- I gotta get a toehold.

- Where's the toehold? I can't find the toehold.

I just need some upper-body strength.

- Push!

- Okay, hold on.

I'm gonna pull my body up,

and push it out the window.

Go, go, go!

Go, go, go! I'm gonna help you.

Go, go, go.

- Put me down.

- No, no!

- What?

- Dixon's out there.

- Why didn't you shoot him?

- I'm not gonna shoot an officer!

They'll be happy to shoot us.

- That gives me an idea.

- What?

- This is gonna be loud.

- What?

Go, go, go! You help us.

Help her! Get her up!

- What was that?

- Dixon, let's go!

Lift me up on two!

- What? On one?

- One! Two! Go!

- No, wait, I mean go on one then two...

- Now?

Shut up! Go up!

I'm going up.

- Okay, do me, do me.

- All right.

Do me!

Aah!

Get up! Help me!

- Do it! Get up and help me.

- Okay.

Out of my way, man.

- Hold up, hold up!

- Get back, Goldilocks!

- Hurry!

- Pull me!

- Come on!

- I'm trying! I have the body of a woman!

Just fall on me like a sack of potatoes!

Hey, out of the way.

Okay. You take the far one.

One, two.

Dixon!

- What are you thinking?

- Legs!

I got it!

- Freeze, Cooper!

- Aah!

You don't... No! No!

What are you doing? Come on!

No! My bag!

- I've been attacked.

- Let's go! Get up!

I've been attacked.

- Wait!

- Come on!

Come on!

Hurry up.

- What is going on?

- I don't know.

- This doesn't make any sense.

- Drive! Stop talking and drive!

Watch it, mister!

I gotta calm down.

How could they?

Why would they?

My God. I just don't understand.

officer in trouble.

shooting in progress.

10-32...

- What are you doing now?

- It's a relaxation technique.

t's working wonderful.

I just don't understand.

I just feel like it doesn't make any sense.

Like, there has to be

some sort of explanation.

Yeah,

the explanation is that they're bad cops.

What is that?

- Ay, no. No.

- No. No, no, no.

No.

Dang it!

Ay, yeah, this is the one

that is always overheating.

It looks like we just need some water

and we'll be good to go.

Do you hear that?

No. What?

Mrs. Riva...

...are you concealing a

communication device in your chestal area?

My chestal what?

My b*obs? No.

And I am so tired of those

racist accusations.

You have had a cell phone this entire time!

Unacceptable. Now hand it over!

Fine, I'm gonna come and get it.

I didn't give it to you...

...because everything that you see

you commandeer.

See?

There's a website.

It tracks police scanners.

I just have to hear

what Dixon and Hauser hear...

...so we can get ahead of them.

4921 North Jefferson Road.

Daniella Riva, a Hispanic female,

approximately 40 years old.

Forty!

She was last seen fleeing the scene

in a red 1968 Cadillac convertible.

They think I'm traveling with a fugitive.

The officer is considered

armed and extremely dangerous.

"Officer"? Two officers.

Officer Cooper is described

as 5' tall with blond hair.

What, me?

They think I am traveling with a fugitive.

She killed a U.S. Marshal.

Prepare to shoot on sight.

That is the number one way

we track runners.

- I gotta think. What do I do?

- Good luck cleaning your name.

I am going to be in Mexico...

They think I committed a crime?

I gotta get to Dallas and clear this up.

- ...with a cocktail and a fake passport.

- I don't know what to do.

Mrs. Riva. Listen to me, Miss Riva.

Our smartest move now

is to change clothes, lose this car...

...and commandeer a new vehicle

to get to Dallas.

Everybody in the state is looking for you.

You're gonna be dead before sundown.

You don't have to like me...

...but I'm the best chance

you have at surviving.

What the heck is that?

Felipe must have put baking powder

in the car.

How much baking powder?

I don't know. Maybe like 42 kilos.

What? I told you it wasn't mine!

I told you not to steal something!

God! Would you just shut up

for one cotton-picking minute!

Hey, are y'all okay?

I took that turn way too fast.

What the heck is this white stuff?

- Baking powder.

- Baking powder.

We're bakers. Toast, muffin, cakes.

- Muffin.

- Toast.

- Toast, cake, muffins.

- I should call the police.

No! I am the mother-effing police!

Don't you see?

There's no major damage here.

You're free to go.

But I destroyed your car.

I said you're free to go!

Except I need you to drop us off

at the nearest establishment...

...where we can buy clothing

at a reasonable price...

...but, more importantly,

at a reasonable price.

I said that before, didn't I?

This accident's got me all jacked up.

- If you don't mind riding in an old truck.

- Let's go!

Clean your nose!

Out of the way!

When I was 5, my favorite color was blue.

When I was 6, my favorite color was plaid.

I was 7, I saw squirrels kissing.

I watched it for a long time.

A long time, Wayne. I still feel

weird about it. This is our stop!

Wayne, you're the best friend I ever had.

Wayne's a snake in the grass.

You think he heard me? I think he did.

Okay, okay, Officer Scarface,

just keep it together.

Police officer coming through.

I'm so thirsty.

It's like my body's a desert.

This could be perfect.

We have to change.

These hangers are slippery.

Like they have some special coating.

My hands are really sweaty, which is weird.

Is it hot in here?

It feels like the surface of the sun.

You're more fun like this...

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