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God! Save me, or

else these spice girls will...

Keep quiet you!

Why you talk like this?

Look at the way, he is lying?

You dumb! Forget it.

Our party, is not meant to

disintegrate, just because few men

-from Malapuram had associated.

Smell of Dubai money, will not out

smart, the smell of cardamom,

- tea leaves and of rubber.

Remember, one thing, if

we part, ministry will not fall.

I'm very sure on that, and

nothing will happen to me also.

Then why to worry about?

You people when stabbed from

behind, a big legacy will fall apart.

We Christian lobby

from east, will not stand for it.

You think about it and my boy!

You bang those Negro girls!

How adamant, is he...This, Koshy

sir? Let him eat the entire cake,

we have no regrets, but can't we

take the portion, that is left behind,

- at the bottom of the oven.

My God! Don't touch!

Tell them to remain idle!

Don't catch there! No...

Not on my central ministry!

Smile...In a pleasing mood.

Brothers, remove

those trousers also.

We are removing it.

Don't remove that!

Not as expected!

My family...Everything

will be lost! My fame! Jimmy sir...

Do you feel like,

dis-integ rating or integrating?

I'll kill you, you pig!

You jimmy! Has he had enough?

He will be tamed.

Then, who are items

coming from Bombay, tomorrow?

Russian or Lebanese.

One is Ukraine

and the other is, Iran cross.

Oh! I can't stand this!

The moment, they arrive from flight,

immediately bring them here.

Day after tomorrow

a big fish is coming!

Who is that?

I'll tell you.

Brother Yummy'.!

Why are you here?

A small deal, brother,

our actress Swapna...

For a business man in Bombay.

How much is she fetching?

Ten. But somehow

managed in eight.

My God! Eight Iakhs!

For how many, days?

There is no question

of days...Only one day time.

For a day time...What are you

saying? What is she? Big worth!

She is, that same

old Swapna, is it not?

Not always brother, once in a while,

when, some of the

Maddie's like these turn up!

Now, recent actresses

doesn't need all there.

Well educated,

from decent background

- and good income

from the profession.

Who will come?

But if we, get one with poverty and

hardships at home, we are lucky.

How much you will get?

Ten percentage brother. By

pleading and crying I will get one more.

Brother, can you associate me, in

your gang of foreign girls? Let me also...

First of all, spoil all this Malayalee

Then we will think about it.

Work hard and come

up in life, let God bless you!

Movie Channel

Is there any other country, where

such vast expansion is going on?

Don't, remind me, with the airport

incident? Hang the phone!

Uncle, we are leaving now.

What the hell did you

do there? At a night club in Noida.

It is a main news

in 'Delhi Times, Page Three'

I was just grooving

over a D .J. Night.

Son for you...This Yoo! This dude!

This Bro! Will not come to you!

You know why?

Basically you are a looser!

Why don't you try

other areas, theater plays,

- ritual dances and all, of local taste?

My God! Why on earth,

did I send him to Delhi?

Uncle! I'm taking that Land Rover.

The other car will be stationed here.

You take whatever you want,

my child, take this guy with you.

Come!

Why did I bore a child like this?

I don't know sir!

Honestly, I don't now sir.

Movie Channel

Why did the leaders eyes fill

with tears, on seeing Gandhiji?

Part of routine.

Is it actually Gandhiji?

Why not? Can't you see,

he is wearing a cap!

Bapuji, kindly

pardon these illiterates!

Tell me the matter Kamala?

What is that, you want

an urgent help from us?

I want to deliver a child!

My God!

That you have to do, all by yourself.

We cannot do anything on that.

Suffi, I'm serious.

I need a baby, but can't marry.

You mean, living relationship.

No need of males! I had enough.

Without males...it is difficult.

I'm going for artificial insemination.

Artificial injection, if you do

that, will you have children?

It is not injection, it is insemination.

Like the one, done on cattle's.

Oh! Like the dogs

used to do, Is it not?

Is the dog, a cattle?

You buffalolls it not?

See, on a serious note, you are the

only, owner of all these wealth.

That too, including a publishing firm.

- And your kid is going

to be the sole inheritor.

So, you will not

accept any ordinary sperm,

we know why, you call us

here, is to break that surprise.

Now tell, who is the man?

Be prepared to blow

yourselves! Samadh Khan.

Who? That Samad,

who is in Thoppumpady!

The name Samad, is

not for gym instructors alone.

I'm taking about the

Sam ad,the Bollywood Bhasha!

Everything in

Bollywood has a market.

Right from the very hair

to nail! There is value.

The every part of Samad

Khan's body is precious.

Sir.

If there is market, there is

value. if there is value, will fetch it.

Yes sir.

Hand it over, safely,

matter of Samad's children...

You know, star kids.

Ok, boss.

Oh! Our Hindi...But

how will you arrange his?

No need to arrangemhe is giving it.

What does that mean?

Last time, Sister Dianna told me,

when she came from London.

For a grandchild, of

a steel magnet over there,

- Samad Khan was the sperm donor.

For a whooping amount.

He is ready for a discount rate for

Indians. That is all being arranged.

By tomorrow's morning flight,

- Samad's body guard will

dispatch the item here.

Grand Mother don't

you have anything to tell,

- about her idiosyncrasy?

I fully support her.

Once you are well off financially,

- it is better for women,

to live without men.

There is no need, to be

under the crutches of someone,

-just to become a mother.

This is much better.

During my time, science was not

as advanced, as this. My bad luck.

Are you very particular,

you want this Hindi, actor?

Malayalee actors?

The actors over here,

are not that good enough.

My Lord! lfl knew

about this injection before,

- I would have never borne

the children of that moron!

Movie Channel

Sir...Sub collector is here.

Mam, thanks for coming.

Have you been waiting?

Just reached now.

What is that, you

wanted to see urgently?

Mam. Yesterday

morning, a mail came.

Tarun Singh Deol is coming to

Kerala. That too under cover.

The illicit money, related

to his father's 5G scam,

- to hide the money, along

with the help of a ruling minister.

This is the content of

the mail. Source is not clear.

But, from the nature of the message,

it is from the IB informant group.

As the collector is not in station, I

told madam to come over here.

Can you speak with

the Commissioner?

Why not. Please come.

Yes, mam.

This internet...isn't it a big ocean.

We are like small children,

- on the banks of that

ocean, collecting pebbles.

While collecting be careful, not to

cut yourselves with glass pieces.

Yesterday, what the mail

came, to your department ID, is...

just a glass piece of similar manner.

Some silly act of a notorious boy!

MyAnnu, I will detail you an

incident, which happened to me.

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