Hounded Page #6

Of The Angels

In The Center

Of The Park?

You Said The Ice Skating

Rink Near The Entrance.

That Is Insane.

Why Would I Ever

Agree To Meet You

At An Ice Rink?

Witnesses, Man! Unh!

Use A Little Common

Sense, Will You?

Look, I Don't Have To---

Never Mind.

I Forgive You.

What?

All Right. Now, Here's

What We're Gonna Do, Ok?

Just So There's

No Confusion Or Mix-Ups.

I Want You

To Meet Me At, Um...

Mrs. Bee's Bakery

At Exactly 4:
00.

Come Alone. No Cops.

No Cops.

I Want You To Purchase

A Large Sheet Cake...

And Have Them

Write On It--

I'm Trying To Use

The Phone, Man.

Excuse Me, You Know?

Get To Steppin'.

All Right.

Have Them Write

On It...

"The Itsy Bitsy Spider"

In Blue--No, Red Icing.

That Is Ludicrous.

Of Course It's Ludicrous!

That's The Point,

Van Dusen! Man!

You Want The Dog,

Don't You?

Tell Me

You Want The Dog.

Now, Listen Up,

All Right,

'Cause There's

A Little More.

Uh, Jay?

Why Can't We Just

Make One Poster

And Photocopy It,

Like, 300 Times?

Well, Van Dusen

Wants Colorful,

Attractive Posters.

If They Were

All The Same,

People Would Start

Ignoring Them, Right?

Mm-Hmm.

[Bell Rings]

All Right, Guys.

We Need 300 Posters.

So, Let's Pick Up

The Pace.

All Right, Guys. It's Time

To Assemble A Posting Team.

I'll Lead,

And I'll Take, Um--

Bill:
Oh, Oh, Oh!

Pick Me. Oh, Oh, Oh!

Oh...

Bill And Andy.

Yes!

Girl:
Bill And Andy?

Are You Kidding?

I Thought Van Dusen

Wanted These Posters Up

By This Century.

They Haven't

Even Finished

Their First Poster.

Well, Guys, We Need

About 150 More.

So, Let's

Keep 'Em Coming.

Here, Take That.

Come On.

Hey, Thanks, Jay.

This Is Way Cooler

Than Coloring.

Yeah, Way,

Way Cooler.

[Giggling]

Here, Give Me

Some Of These.

Bill, We're Gonna

Have To Split Up

If We're Gonna Get

All These Posters Up

By Tonight.

Uh, Where Do You

Want 'Em Posted?

You Know What, Andy?

I'm Gonna Let

You Guys Decide

Where You Think

The Most People

Will Check 'Em Out.

Oh, And, Uh...

Good Luck, Guys.

Itsy, Bitsy Spider

Went Up The Water Spout

Down Came The Rain

And Washed

The Spider Out

[Bill Laughs]

I Just Knew

He'd Pick Us.

I Just Knew.

This Is Perfect

'Cause People Stand Here

For Like Ten Minutes

Washing Their Cars.

Yeah, Then They'll Have

To Read The Poster.

Here We Go.

All Right.

Don't Be Afraid Of It.

It's Not Gonna Bite You.

All Right.

Are You Sure

About This?

Yeah, I'm Positive.

All Right.

Done?

Yeah, Close

It Up Tight.

Itsy, Bitsy Spider

Went Up The Water Spout

Down Came The Rain

And Washed

The Spider Out

Out Came The Sun

And Dried Up

All The Rain

And The Itsy,

Bitsy Spider

Went Up

The Spout Again

Itsy, Bitsy Spider

Went Up

The Water Spout

Down Came The Rain

And Washed

The Spider Out

Out Came The Sun

[Grunting]

Oh...

The Itsy,

Bitsy Spider

Went Up

The Garden Hose

Down Came

The Snow

And Broke

The Spider's Nose

[Laughing]

Hey, What About

That Pole Over There?

Perfect. It's

By A Stop Light.

People Will

Have To Stop

And Read The Poster.

So They Don't

Blow Away.

Ok.

Here You Go.

Ok.

So, How Does It Look?

It Looks Great.

[Gasps]

Oh, No, Wait!

Oh, Come Back!

Come Back!

Oh, No. He Got

Our Posters!

Hey, Give Us Back

Our Posters!

Oh, No, Come Back...

[Barking]

Still No Sign.

This Is Starting

To Look Suspicious.

We Better Try

Something Else.

Hey, Man!

Yo, There She Is!

[Growling]

Yes!

Oh, Yeah. We Got Her.

She's On The Line.

Aah!

Aah!

Jay:
She's Gone!

Now What Are We

Gonna Tell Van Dusen?

I Think We Need

A Little More Time.

I'm Gonna Have

You The Dog

By Friday, Sir.

Armand:
Friday.

Absolutely.

My Promise.

I'm Not

Kidding Around.

All Righty, Then.

Bye-Bye.

I'm Tired

Of Your Excuses, Ward.

Yes, Sir. Bye-Bye.

The Dog Show Is Friday.

I Want That Dog--

Yes, Sir. Good-Bye.

Do You Know What

I'm Saying, Ward--

[Rings]

I'm Sorry, Sir. I Wasn't

Hanging The Phone Up--

Distorted Voice:

What Happened,

You Sneaky Weasel?

Oh, It's You!

Listen To Me.

I Did Everything

You Asked Me To,

And You Still

Didn't Show Up.

You Called The Police,

Didn't You?

I Did No Such Thing.

You're Just Trying

To Make A Buffoon

Out Of Me.

I'm Done

With Your Games!

Hey, That Place Was

Swarming With Badges,

And You Know It.

Now, You Hold On

A Minute--

No, I Don't Have

A Minute, Van Dusen.

So, Listen Up, All Right?

4:
30 Today.

Go By The, Uh,

Bowling Alley.

Get Yourself A Bright

Orange Bowling Ball.

I Want You To Bowl

10 Straight Frames

Of Gutter Balls.

Not One Pin Knocked Down,

You Understand Me, Mister?

The Last Frame, Your Ball

Will Be Returned To You

With A Note Attached

Telling You Where

To Find The Dog.

Oh, By The Way, Uh,

Does Your Wife

Have A Frilly Robe

And Some

Fluffy Slippers?

Yes! Goose Egg.

[Laughs]

"O" For 10.

Guess It's

Not My Night.

Where's That Note?

I Want My Note!

Where's My Note?

You Promised Me A Note!

I Want It!

Give It To Me Now!

I Want That Note!

[Grunting]

Oh, No!

[Barking]

Girl:
Get Away. Get Away.

Mommy! Get Away.

Oh, Mommy!

Mike:
There She Is.

See, I Told You

I Knew Her Voice.

You Don't Listen To

That Yapping All Night

Without Getting It

Burned Into Your Mind.

All Right Now.

Just Stay Behind

Me, All Right?

She Might Make

A Run For It.

All Right, Come On.

Watch My Back.

All Right,

Come Here.

Come On, Stay Close.

Stay Close, Come On.

Hi. Come Here, Girl.

Come Here, Camille.

Come Here, Dog.

Come On, Camille.

I Got Her.

[Barking]

All Right, Come On.

Get Her, Get Her, Get Her!

[Both Screaming]

Whoa!

I Don't Believe It.

Me Neither.

Nice. Well Done,

Little Brother.

Come Here,

You Stupid Dog.

Hello.

[Growling]

[Laughs]

She Acts A Lot

More Normal Now.

Yeah.

I Guess

All She Needed

Was To Run Around

And Burn Off

Some Energy,

You Know?

I Mean, She Spends

Half Her Life

At The Groomer

And The Other Half

Going To Dog Shows.

She Just Needed

To Chill Out And Be

A Regular Dog

For A While.

Now We Can Really Set Up

That Trade, You Know?

I Got A Good Feeling

About This, Jay.

I've Been Informed

That We're Up And Running

At Your House As Well.

Good.

I Want That Miscreant

Behind Bars

As Soon As Possible.

This Way, Son.

You, Uh...

You Wanted To--

What?

You Wanted

To See Me, Sir?

I Want 300 New

Posters, Martin,

With A Police Hotline

Number On 'Em.

Get On It Right Away.

Excuse Me, Excuse Me,

Excuse Me.

Girl:
No Way.

No Way!

Excuse Me, Are You

Gonna Be Long?

'Cause I Have To Make

A Really Important--

Shh!

Are You Serious?

No Way.

No Way.

Really?

No Way.

No Way, No Way,

No Way.

[Telephone Rings]

[Rings]

[Rings]

[Rings]

[Rings]

Hello.

Distorted Voice:

Hello For The Last

Time, Van Dusen.

What Do You Mean?

Well, Either We Settle

This Matter Today,

Or It Does Not

Get Settled At All.

Girl:
Yeah, Right.

Yeah, Right.

I'm So Sure.

No Way.

He Is Not.

She Is Not.

We Are Not!

This Is An Emergency.

I'm Really Sorry.

Oh!

Let's Just Keep It Nice

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