House Arrest Page #8

when you were fighting

over the fuse box.

You have so much passion.

Yeah, don't ever lose that, honey, okay?

Move it, rookie.

Keep the house covered!

I repeat. Put down your weapons,

and come out with your hands up.

The house is completely surrounded.

Prepare to enter, boys.

You have five seconds.

One.

Two.

Three.

Movement at the door!

Our parents are locked in the...

Our parents are locked in the basement.

And

Mr. Finley is stuck

in one of the windows.

We are prepared to surrender!

Let's go!

Let's go, go, go!

Move!

Come on, move!

Come on. Let's go. Move.

- We're in here!

- Help us!

In here!

Behind the blanket, you idiots.

Come on!

- Look at this!

- It's some kind of cult!

Officer, my husband's in the wall.

Does anybody have a cigarette

for my friend here?

Forget it, I quit.

Sir, sir, sir, could you help me?

My husband is in the wall.

You're in very big trouble.

You know that, don't you?

Ned?

We're going to have to get

a statement from your daughter.

- I'll be there in a minute.

- Ned? We have to talk.

- I don't...

- Don't talk. Look.

Just look!

Look at what Grover's done for us.

Not this. Just everything else.

I know we made mistakes, Ned.

I made most of them.

I don't think they would have done any of

this if we hadn't done something right.

- But you said...

- But it doesn't matter what I said.

Ned.

You love me very much.

And you love me, too.

Hold on a second, Ma. Grover!

- Grover.

- Grover.

Anything you say can...

You've also the right to remain silent.

Anything you say...

- Excuse me?

- All right!

Oh, my God! They're kissing!

- Let's go bail out our boy.

- Okay.

I'm stuck!

Excuse me, miss.

Son, do you understand these rights...

Grover! Do you have any idea...

Excuse me!

Excuse me.

Hello? Anybody?

We were charged with kidnapping,

civil disobedience

and practicing psychotherapy

without a license.

We all spent a night in juvenile hall,

but then Mr. Krupp came and got us out.

Mrs. Krupp said she'd take him

for everything he had if he didn't.

They later got divorced.

Mrs. Krupp went back

to law school, though.

They started up their own law practice,

Krupp & Krupp, attorneys at law.

Mr. and Mrs. Finley are doing great.

They even passed the two-year mark.

And Mrs. Finley is expecting

a new member of the family.

Mrs. Figler stopped going out

on Brooke's dates

and started going out on her own.

All of us kids still pretty much

hang out together

and things pretty much

got back to normal.

Well, not quite normal.

And Brooke and I are also

kind of dating right now.

It's weird, but great.

All right, Grover rules!

Mom and Dad found a good shrink,

and they're still together.

In fact, right now, me and Stacy are

with them on their second honeymoon

in Hawaii.

- Stacy, can you zoom in on that kiss?

- Sure!

Hang on a second, I almost forgot.

Mom and Dad made us promise never

to lock them in the basement again.

We promised. Because we figured

there's always the attic.

Come on!

Come on, let's go to the beach

before it's too late.

Tomorrow, the first thing we should do

is go windsurfing

and then go scuba diving.

- All right, should I stop making plans?

- I think so!

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