House for Two

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[Music]

[Music...]

[Noise of a restaurant]

So, the massage...

Come, come!

- Good.

- Go f*** yourself.

One.

So, gentlemen, who else?

End of bet. End!

C'mon.

Good. Perfect.

Ten.

Twenty.

- Thirty.

- You're the one.

Forty.

- A cigarette.

- Fifty.

- Go f*** yourself.

- Sixty.

I'll make more bet.

Seventy.

Seventy five!

I would win two hundreds at least.

Maybe three.

In a minute!

You could never do it, coward.

You a**hole.

You would never do, you redneck!

Sh*t!

Aaaaah!

He looks bad.

Hold on a second.

Look, please.

You did this to me?

- Me?

- Who else, you coward? - C'mon.

[Music]

Hi.

[Music]

[Music]

- Where the hell are you?

- Hm.

- What?

- I overslept.

You've got the new young here.

Magda Koulova.

Whistle. [whistles]

You awful crap!

I'll destroy you.

You f***er! F***ing f***er!

Who do you swear at?

Thanks.

- Graybeard, lend me a twenty.

- What?

Be a human.

When I was as old as you,

I used to buy lollipops.

Don't think,

I will be working for you. Is that clear?

- Hello.

- Hi.

[Music]

Would you like a tea?

I dream about it nowadays.

It's in a sh*t.

My mom used to say that,

but it never was in a sh*t.

[Machine noise]

Yes, I would like that.

How it comes, you've come here?

Here or there.

I've always wanted to breed animals,

and now I ended up here.

Groovy, you say?

You know how nice it would be

to feed a chimpanzee for instance?

- Hi, girls!

- Hello.

Your hair smell nice.

What good do you have?

Ew! Wait.

- What's up?

- Only a shoe.

Hi.

Where did you pick up the chick?

Dan.

Good.

- Let's go, right?

- Is that possible?

Hardly earned money,

and you let him the whole sausage.

- Look, don't you have two hundreds?

- I don't.

[Church music in the phones]

Here, how is this

so you'll build up stairs from outside

and that'll make it

two autonomous units.

- We don't need such thing.

- I beg you.

You'll both get married,

women will quarell with each other.

You've got it better so.

Yeah, but everything

would be destroyed then here.

Do as you wish.

But I won't overbuild the bathroom

because of mom.

Bye then.

Damned.

[Music]

Thanks.

You're welcome.

- So young, what's with the case?

- Nice, ain't it? It's a memory.

Don't talk and show me.

Thanks.

Aaaah.... No!

- 180 crowns.

- Wait, that's too little, isn't it?

How you wish.

Alright then.

Sign it here.

- Good day.

- Good day.

What are you doing here?

I would like two bottles

of champaigne.

And the big chocolate-box there.

Dan, please, don't spend too much money.

Mum, happy birthday.

You're crazy.

[Music]

What's this?

He's nuts,

don't mind it.

- Let's buy some cement...

- And let's stole the rest.

- Dan.

- What?

I'm going to the army

in a while.

You can move a finger

because of your mum.

How it comes because of me?

The bathroom will be for you

in the first place.

You've always wanted to have

a nice bathroom.

I thought you want to marry someone.

You mean Boza?

I would like to see it.

Cheers.

Cheers.

[a song sounds]

I waited for this day

for so long

I've never met a hapinness before

- Mum, come to dance.

- Oh no... - Come.

Come mum.

May I?

Well...

Today was my happy day

And the whole world is smiling at me

Today I spotted you

and then I met my dream

I was abandoned before

But now I can only

remember it

Maybe you fell from heaven

and I could so meet my dream

And the sun shines still more

A scent of flowers is more clear

I've got all, I don't want more

Just a kiss from your lips

Because today was my happy day

My heart knows about it and sings

I saw you today

and then I met my dream

- Uaaah!

- [Jana is smiling]

What about the guy and flowers yesterday?

You're angry because mum had fun, aren't you?

I think she'l have fun as soon

as she knows where did you get all the money.

[Music]

Please, don't tell mum.

[Music]

Sorry, it lasted a little bit longer,

but I had to arrange it.

What about next week at night?

- At night?

- If you have time.

Isn't it too soon?

What...

I thought about overtime.

- I see.

- I you have an acquantaince,

I'll tell chef

to put you to magazines.

They don't do overtimes there.

You want to ge rid of me,

mr. Whistle? [whistles]

No. I don't care

who sits there and takes it.

Yeah?

- I would like that one.

- You'll overcome it in some time.

- Hi.

- Hi.

Would you like

to go out with me tonight?

[Music]

You should marry.

I can't take care of you

until death.

Ouch!

Boza!

Boza!

Well?

Wait mum, I'll try it.

- You know Boza likes you?

- Really?

- I can tell.

- It's fine that you understand each other.

But he has complex.

- That girls like me more.

- Which ones?

- So. Generally.

- I see.

What if I jumped 3 metres high?

- What about it?

- Would you go to cinema with me?

- I don't think so.

- I think so. - No. - Look.

- Are you hurt?

- Yes. Ouch...

- No. Why?

- You're so stupid.

- Are you seeing someone?

- What if yes?

Just so. Because of Boza.

Because of him?

Because of me, then.

Aaa! Ouch, ouch...

I'm home now.

- Would you like to invite me for coffee?

- I can't.

Would you like have a walk?

Try it.

[Music]

That's cool.

So let's go?

[Music]

What was that?

I don't know.

[Music]

- Mum was scared.

- I know, whatever.

So listen.

I won't move a finger

since now for you.

That's marvelous.

You mean that?

You're jealous.

You're still thinking

about Magda, aren't you?

You've got some books in a knapsack.

Return them tomorrow.

[Music]

- Hello.

- Hello.

- I've got something for you. Good day.

- Good day.

- What is it?

- A gift.

- Show me.

- You'll save his life.

Because Boza would eat it.

Uaaah!

How it comes you

didn't finish at least the part?

- It punches.

- No kidding.

No kidding and launch it.

- Who brought it here?

- Me.

- Where the han came from?

- That's a rooster.

[Music]

- One more beer!

- I won't give, you don't have money.

Go f*** yourself.

Dan, work something out.

I'll give a five,

if she shows me her legs.

What other would you like?

A five is too little,

legs are for twenty.

Here, but it has to be

on the table.

Well, good.

So go.

- No!

- But, Janicka...

- Beer!

- That's right, beer!

On the table!

Look, striptease.

Good.

Go on!

- Aaa!

- Great!

Don't step on my cigar end.

She steps like a ballet dancer.

Good, ay?

I'll give you a hundred,

if she shows her b*obs.

Guys...

B*obs are minimally for two hundreds.

You are crazy, aren't you?

- Jana...

- No, no. Not at all...

Please! Go away!

Do it!

Come, come...

Brother.

Brother.

- What's up?

- Lend me a hundred.

- What?

- Lend me a hundred, taxi is waiting.

So go away with it.

Don't talk silly.

Brother, don't talk silly.

- You can lend me one hundred, can't you?

- Ask mum.

What?

Are you such a redneck?

Am I supposed to wake up

mum because of this?

Yeah. And when you wake up her,

you can tell her everything.

About Magda, too.

So come to pay it,

and then we can go through it.

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