House Of Wax Page #2

-Elton John is gay?

-You look hot.

-Yellow is his color.

-lt's in style.

Why don't you ever make me

that Pretty. Carly?

-Hi.

-Hi.

Give me my camera. Come on. now.

Oh. yeah. that's good. Let me get

some of that action.

That's hot.

Don't even think about it.

l ain't kissing you. dude.

Come on. you know you want to. dude.

Just kidding. Psyche.

l wouldn't kiss your ass for sh*t.

Yeah?

-Hey. yo. man. you need something?

-What does he want?

Hey. can you turn off

your lights. Please?

Okay. this is getting kind of creePy.

Hey. come on. man. get out of here.

Nothing to see here. Let's go.

-Can we helP you?

-Maybe we're on his ProPerty.

-No. we didn't Pass a gate.

-Hey. man. turn your lights off.

-Hello!

-Turn your lights off.

Turn them off.

or l'm whuPPing someone's ass.

lt's cool. man.

Nick!

Oh. my....

What?

Yeah!

That was great. That was great. dude.

My man Nick here's hardcore.

What the hell was that about. huh?

-You the man. dude. That was awesome.

-Don't encourage him.

Come on. he's gone.

Wade. Wade.

Wade.

l heard something.

lt's Probably a serial killer

or something.

What are you doing?

You scared me.

What are you doing?

Getting you back to bed.

Come on. Let's go to sleeP.

-l heard something.

-Get in that tent.

Damn it. Hey. it's 2:30! Get uP!

Let's go. guys. Get uP. Get uP!

Wade. Dalton. let's go.

We're gonna miss the damn game.

Nick. Get uP!

Damn.

-Dude. you see my camera anywhere?

-No. man.

-You guys seen my camera?

-Like l give a sh*t about it.

-So you and Wade talk some more?

-We're just in different Places right now.

He hasn't given me a guilt triP for going.

so l can't give him one for staying.

Oh. my God. there's that smell again.

-l think it's coming from over there.

-Yeah. let's go follow the smell.

What? l wanna see what it is.

-Why?

-Come on.

What the hell was that?

No way.

Are you serious? lt was brand-new.

Someone's f***ing with me.

l cannot believe

you're making me do this.

Only you.

-Come on. it'll be fine.

-l'm gonna throw uP.

Oh. my God. l hate you.

Carly!

-Carly!

-Paige!

-Are you okay?

-l'm stuck!

Wade! Please helP me

get out of here!

We're down here!

Guys. helP us!

-Guys! Get down here!

-Carly! Carly!

-Hey! Hey!

-l can't get out.

-l'm here. hold on! Hold on. baby.

-Wade. where are you?

-Carly. l'm right here.

-Carly!

Here. Grab me. baby. Come on.

Come on. l got you. Get uP here.

You all right? Oh. man.

There's a roadkill Pit down here.

-Yeah. that smells about right.

-Baby. you okay?

l got you.

lt's okay.

Hey. is that the truck from last night?

Not unless he fixed his headlight.

Hey!

Don't you see that?

What is that?

No way.

What are you doing. man?

Anyone need a hand?

l'm just fooling.

lt's not real. see?

God.

l found it on the side of the road

a few weeks ago.

-Oh. my God. are you okay?

-Sorry we took so long.

-lt's all right.

-What are you guys doing here?

We were all camPing uP

through those trees.

-l have water in here somewhere. God.

-Oh. good.

You guys seen my camera?

-Are you kidding?

-No.

-Damn.

-Hey. is there a gas station around here?

-Well. l got some gas in the truck if--

-l need a fan belt.

What?

-Just busted.

-Of course. Perfect.

Bo might have one.

Runs a station in Ambrose.

-Where's that?

-Fifteen miles uP the road.

-Let's just get one in Baton Rouge.

-Man. there's no way l'm leaving my car.

-What if that guy from last night striPs it?

-You're gonna miss the game. then.

Yeah. well. that's not why l came.

All right. look.

l'll run you uP to the station.

-Kickoff's in a couPle hours.

-You're already late. You gotta snag tickets.

Y'all should just go now.

l'll stay with my car.

lt's fine. Get me a fan belt

on the way back.

-Make sure it's a 1 5-inch.

-Gotcha.

l'll give you a ride.

-You serious?

-lf you like.

-Well. yeah. Yeah.

-That's cool?

Yeah. if it's cool.

-l'm going with you.

-Carly. no.

-Yes. lt'll be fine.

-All right. let's go.

Come on. Paige.

-Carly.

-What?

l'll leave tickets at will call.

-Thank you.

-All right. All good. man.

Come on. babe.

Oh. it's okay.

Come on. baby.

So let's get out of here.

Man. you're just gonna let them

leave like that?

With a guy who throws roadkill

in a Pit for a living?

You clean sh*t for a living.

Mr. SePtic-Tank-Man.

What's the difference?

Well. l don't walk through it.

that's one.

That's a difference. right?

-Can you roll the window down. Please?

-Yeah.

Sorry about that.

Truck's seen better days.

Do you mind rolling down

your window. then?

Not at all.

Sorry. l kind of get used to the smell.

Really? l don't think

l could ever get used to it.

Well. you can get used to anything

if you're around it long enough.

lf you get them in the early morning

before the sun bakes them uP...

...they're not so bad.

lf they're fresh. though.

l just take them home.

Why waste the meat?

-Are we almost there yet?

-lt's just uP the road.

YeP. Ambrose used to be

a Pretty nice town...

...before the interstate came in.

You like knives.

-Not really.

-Tools of the trade. You wanna see it?

That's okay.

lt's a bowie. lt's a good knife.

That'll cut through anything.

What's going on?

You said there was a town uP here.

Well. yeah. there is.

lt's just around that bend.

l gotta fliP my hubs into four-wheel.

You mind giving me a hand?

When's the last time

that you were here?

What. you don't believe me?

l forgot this way in's washed out.

that's all.

We'll walk the rest of the way.

You've done enough.

Now. why would you want to do that?

Look. we wanna walk. okay?

Just let us out now.

Sure.

Well. get out. then.

Try and do something nice

for someone....

-Look. it's not like that. We aPPreciate it.

-Yeah. l can tell.

ls he still staring?

-Yeah. Just keeP walking.

-Oh. like l'm gonna stoP.

Damn.

-Now l feel like a real a**hole.

-l don't care. That guy was a freak.

Dude. it's over.

lt'll move.

lt's not moving.

-We'll make the second half.

-l'm not sitting in this.

-What do you want me to do?

-We have to go back.

-Turn around.

-l'm not missing this game.

-Turn the car around. okay?

-They're waiting for us already.

Slow down. sPeedy. God.

Miss Ambrose.

Wonder how many teeth

you have to have to win that one.

-This is kind of nice.

-Yeah.

Oh. wait. Babe. there's a Pet store.

-Oh. great.

-Come on.

Are those PuPPies? Oh. my God.

Look at them.

They're cute. Adorable.

Maybe next time. Come on.

Come on.

Hello?

Hello?

-You see anybody?

-No. nobody.

-Hello?

-Hey, it's me. We're heading back.

Really? Why? What haPPened?

Traffic. Did you get that fan belt

thing or whatever?

No. There's no one at the gas station.

l don't know where we're going right now.

So where do you want us to pick you up?

Just head uP the road that we got off at

for the camPsite.

lt's washed out at the end.

Call us when you get there.

Continuing coverage....

We'll camp in the same place as yesterday,

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