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House Party Page #8
- R
- Year:
- 1990
- 100 min
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Did l tell you how good
you looked in that suit?
Don't worry.
Won't take but a minute.
Depending on who's in it.
ls there anything
l can do to stop this?
Richard Pryor said
when he was in prison...
he kept folks laughing to keep
their minds off his booty.
Do you know any jokes?
No, l don't know any jokes.
You better think of something.
What if l can't
think of anything?
The light's out,
the party's over...
the cake's on the griddle,
and you already greased.
All right,
you're first, my man.
Let's go.
All right. Let's go.
Come on.
Excuse me, everybody.
Won't you gather around?
l got something to say.
Who is this clown?
Just a guy who looks
at things differently
The way things are
aren't how they're meant to be
With the big men
here in the bullpen
l don't want my knees
to take a full bend
Step back, ask yourself,
can it wait?
Or do you want to become
an AlDS candidate?
Take your eyes off me,
don't even watch the Kid
Or you'll go out
like Liberace did
ln my own cell
l could've been alone
Why do you all want me?
l'm only skin and bones
l'm feeling faint,
it's kind of hot
My, what big muscles you got
Hoo, lips don't fail me now
Until Play comes to bail me out
What's going on there?
Man, this is too much,
look but don't touch
l'm just trying
to avoid the bum rush
Thought l was in here
with murderers and stranglers
You guys are a bunch
of rump wranglers
And why me?
Look, l'm not the only male
We gonna tie that fade
into a ponytail
Yo, this is a no-go,
l'm gonna call the C.O.
Me a homo?
Nah, man, that's a no-no
But if you back off now,
that might save you time
Off your sentence
for good behavior
l'm speaking from the heart,
from the center
The sign on my ass
says "Do Not Enter"
l'm a rapper, l rock rhymes,
so l'm gonna bust one
l see y'all wanna rock,
like Hudson
Just an example,
Where is Play?
l'm gonna kill him
Songbird,
you hit the right note.
You just made bail.
Ha, hey, fellas, fellas
Ha ha, l gotta go,
all right?
Don't feel bad, all right?
Hey, no long faces, ha ha
Think of all the fun we had
l want to thank y'all
for making me feel welcome
lt really, really
did the trick, all right?
Oh, uh, by the way
Suck my dick
l'll kick your f***in' ass!
Punk!
With that motivation,
you could have rapped all night.
l'm glad y'all came
through for me finally.
Would l let a homeboy down?
So, you want
to go out next week?
-OK.
-Good.
-Call me.
-l will.
l don't get a kiss?
A hug? Some form of affection?
Come on, stop playing.
Any lipstick on me? Yes!
l knew it. Smooth operator.
Bye, Sidney.
Don't slob too loud.
You'll wake the neighbors up.
l'll see you later.
This has been your night, boy!
Cannot front. You are the dude.
That must have been
one hell of a walk home.
Give me
a play-by-play description.
What color were the panties?
We got into it,
but then we didn't--
She was on her period?
No, she wasn't on her period.
What's up?
l didn't have any rubbers.
Hold up. She was down.
She was down.
And you was down,
and you didn't...
'cause you didn't
have birth control?
Let me explain--
We're talking
about fine Sidney here.
Good hair.
Def body!
That's who
we're talking about.
ls that all you're into?
"Good hair. Def body."
What are you talking about?
l look at the face, too.
That's f***ed.
l'm not about
That's her problem.
You the man.
She takes care of that
or pays the price.
-How can you say that?
-You're naive.
You're a f***in' dog,
and you, too, Rover.
Yeah, l'm a dog.
You sound like your pops.
A guy your age
shouldn't sound like your pops.
You've got a problem.
Yo, Kid.
Chill for a minute.
lt's still early,
l got the crib...
and you won't believe
what's on the Late Show.
"Krush Groove"
and "Beat Street."
Sh*t, let's go to your house now
and watch it.
to see the movie...
but it's really late, man.
Tape it,
and we'll watch it tomorrow.
Peace out.
-Peace, boy.
-Peace.
You know what l love
was "Breakin'."
l wonder when
that sh*t's coming on.
l wouldn't do that just yet...
'cause your ass is mine.
Pop, l can explain.
l'm gonna whup that damn
high-top fade off of you!
l'm sick of your sh*t!
l work too hard and too long
to let you run over me...
like you outta your damn mind.
l walked across
this damn city...
got stopped by
the goddamn law...
lookin' for your monkey ass.
All you kids over there
just slow-dancing...
doing the grind,
and the peepin' and the hidin'.
l know your ass.
You was there, wasn't you?
l run the show here.
l wear the pants and the apron,
and l'll wear your ass out!
l'm gonna whup you
till l'm sleepy.
And l'm wide awoke
'cause l just woke up.
You think because
you're big and yellow...
l'm supposed to be mellow.
Hell, no!
l'll start a fight
in an empty room !
You can call Child Abuse
if you want to!
They better not come in here,
'cause l'll kick their ass, too.
l'm gonna give you
a whuppin' from now on.
l'll whup the cowboy sh*t
out from you.
Gee, Pop.
Now get your ass to bed!
And don't wake up
till l tell you to!
l didn't mean it.
l didn't know they were
the rest of the cookies.
My grandma's 87 years old.
l don't know how many years
she's got left to make cookies.
You didn't have to finish
the rest of them.
l don't know how many years
l've got left in my grandmother.
They were good, though.
Look at that.
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