House Party 2 Page #2

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I don't know about this.

Sheila, my take on this,

Play's on the money.

Sounds like

he's the driving creative force.

Then let's do it.

Look, look, look.

Let me see this.

Isn't it cute?

I know you don't think this

is what college is all about.

No. It was a gift from a friend.

Besides, what's wrong with it?

Nothing.

When I first got here,

I had a drawer...

full of little boy-toy

fru-frus just like that.

So, what happened?

I grew up.

I let my consciousness evolve.

And when I left all that

male materialism behind...

I began to see things in a more

politically correct light.

You do like boys, don't you?

I like men, girl.

Thousands of them.

No, I'm just kidding.

I like men...

but I don't need one

to define me.

And any woman who wants

to define herself...

by herself and for herself...

just has to free herself...

of all that tired, lame,

male bullshit.

Pick a color.

Any color.

Male bullshit.

Excuse me.

Bilal's in the house!

Hook me up!

Hi. My name is Play.

I'm the manager here.

I couldn't help but notice...

that you seem to be looking

for something, um...

Selena. I'm just browsing.

Well, if there's anything

in particular you need...

anything at all,

don't hesitate to come see me.

I won't.

That was real cute.

Now hook me up, man.

Bilal, I cannot keep giving you

your own personal discount.

Play, you ain't looking

at the big picture, man.

I need these records, 'cause

I'm working on some scratches...

for our demo session.

What do you mean

"our" demo session?

Let's check out

the psychology department.

Ooh, this one sounds good.

"Social Psychology

of Black Awareness.

"Psych 222."

God, it is so hard

to figure out what to do...

What are you doing?

I'm trying to get a closer look

at the catalog.

Yeah, right. You're not even

paying attention.

Am too.

Look. "Psych 100.

"Human Sexuality."

I hope that's not the only thing

you're interested in.

Of course not.

I'm interested in your mind

as well as your body.

Now, you need to put

a check by that, uh...

humping and hauling course.

That's Hubble and Hawking.

Whatever. Check that one.

Get off, get off, get off.

Stop playing.

We have to be serious now.

Damn, Play, don't you know sh*t

about the music business?

Look, when a MC cuts a record...

the DJ is the producer...

because the DJ...

is the one who made

your sorry ass what it is...

from the motherfucking giddyap.

Now hook me up, thank you.

Nice sales pitch.

Twenty dollars.

Twenty dollars? I thought

you was gonna hook me up.

Bilal, for fifteen cuts...

I should be charging your ass

a house note...

and would you get

from around my counter?

I'll bust that ass.

I don't think so.

Get these boxes out.

I'm Mrs. Deevers.

I'm here for the job.

How you doing, Mrs. Deevers?

The job requires

a lot of heavy lifting.

Oh, it's not for me.

It's for my boys.

Your boys?

Bring your ass in here!

Come on in here now!

Yo, look!

Right now, here.

That's that punk Play.

Where's Kid?

These three rap stars,

they got a rap group...

and if they could work

in your shop here...

maybe some big-time producer

would give them a break.

Oh, they got the tapes.

Do that rap thing

y'all do at home.

Yo, Mama,

we ain't auditioning for him.

Not this punk.

We ain't auditioning for him.

I said do the rap!

All right.

Kick the rap, man.

On and on, on,

and on, on, and on

Like hot butter on...

Say what?

Popcorn

Dibby dibby die, so-socialize

Clean out your ears,

open up your

Eyes

Now, well, maybe so

I don't think so

Well, funky ass

Mmm

What up with that?

That's kind of wack.

That didn't even rhyme.

Yo, man, y'all be...

Excuse me, Mrs. Deevers.

I'm sorry, but the job

has been filled.

Right, Bilal?

You got twenty dollars

I can borrow?

Bilal.

I would appreciate it.

Thank you. Sorry, guys.

The job's all filled,

but loved the rap.

Don't stand there

like a pile of dog sh*t!

Move it, move it!

Get on out!

Yo, I saved your ass.

I should charge you

the whole motherfucking store.

Thanks for buying these records.

Hey, yo, money, if the sister

won't cut you no play...

you got to assert yourself.

What do you know about sisters?

I know I like a fat booty.

And just 'cause the sister

be sweatin' you...

about getting positive on

the politically correct tip...

don't mean that she kickin'

the nasty to the curb.

- Jamal, do me a favor.

- What?

Talk white.

Will you be paying

your registration fees...

with cash, check,

or credit card?

What?

Cash, check, or credit card?

What?

Will you be paying with cash,

check, or credit card?

My check!

ForPlay.

What is this?

He signed it.

It's like cash.

Always losing sh*t.

If his dick wasn't screwed on...

he'd leave that sh*t, too.

Of course

I don't socialize with them.

Hey, wait.

Tell Father I played

four sets of tennis...

with Professor Vernault.

Give me that phone,

you selfish punk.

No, it's my phone.

You can't have it.

My father gave that to me.

I'll report you.

Selena, right?

Play, am I really

gonna sing backup on your demo?

You can have

any damn thing you want.

Excuse me.

Who is it?

Oh, Kid, chill out, man.

Don't worry about it.

Your scholarship money

is as good as in the bank.

It's in there. Bye.

Hey, yo, Sidney, Zora.

Hey, Kid. Hey, Jamal.

Hey, what's up?

Um, I'm over here.

Taking Afro-American Studies:

Consciousness of the Sixties.

Just imagine, you and I...

exploring the roots

of blackness together.

Kid, I'm not taking it.

I couldn't fit it

into my schedule this semester.

Kind of at the last minute...

I decided that I really,

really wanted to take...

Male Mythology:

A Feminist Perspective.

Right. Anyway...

I hope you enjoy

Consciousness of the Sixties.

Zora says

the professor's really great.

Very good. You'll like him.

Damn.

"Zora says the professor's

really great."

Zora says take this course.

Zora says

take three steps forward.

Zora says take three steps back.

Just because Zora says it,

doesn't mean she have to do it.

Hey, you got played, yo.

The perfect job for my boys.

Stop pushing me!

Get your butts

into that employment office.

Get in there! I don't care

what your sorry ass...

Malcolm X.

Everybody knows

what Malcolm was about, right?

Right.

He must have been important.

'Cause you can go into any

shopping mall in the country...

and buy a T-shirt

with his picture on it...

right next

to the Ninja Turtles T-shirts.

But what do we really know

about Malcolm?

We know he was a Muslim...

who made a pilgrimage

to Mecca...

and returned to America

a changed man...

with a changed philosophy.

Now, if you were printing

that philosophy on a T-shirt...

what would it say?

Mr. Robinson.

Malcolm X's philosophy?

On a T-shirt?

I'm happy you asked me

that question.

I'll be even happier

when you answer it.

OK, see, uh...

Malcolm X was pro-black...

very pro-black.

And in his pro-blackness...

he believed

that the white man...

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