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Sir, I'm a vegetarian.

Vegetarian?

What are you doing here?

Sit outside and eat with my driver.

- No..

Don't waste my money in

a very expensive place.

Sir, he's Aarush.

Didn't I tell you? For Devika.

My future son-in-law?

- Yes.

And a vegetarian.

- I'm fasting today.

Fasting?

- Yes.

Wow. Traditional Indian values.

I like the boy already.

- Very good.

Good boy. Good boy.

Would you like fritters?

Sir, where's Devika?

- Devika.

There she is.

The one in the golden dress.

She's Devika?

That's some old hag.

There's my beautiful daughter.

Come, my darling. Come, come.

Hi.

- Hello, my love. How are you?

Hi, Devika.

- Hi.

And that's Aarush.

Hello.

- Hello.

Why are you two greeting

each other like old people?

Shake hands, come on.

Come on, come on.

You people go and chat.

Get to know each other.

I like him.

He's a traditional Indian boy.

Come along.

- You go.

Come.

- Excuse me.

One champagne bottle please, quick.

Would you like to eat anything?

Chicken wings, or anything else..

Chicken?

- Yes.

No, today is Tuesday.

You're fasting as well.

You don't seem like

you've been raised in London.

What do you mean?

I mean this

traditional attire, the bangles.

A 'Bindi' (Forehead dot)

would've done the trick.

Why not? A real woman is

always covered from head to toe.

You have such beautiful thoughts.

Do you believe in arranged

marriages and not love marriages?

I believe in love,

but after marriage.

I believe that God has

made a match for everyone.

And we'll surely meet

someone who'll change our fate.

You're so sweet.

- You too.

What have you decided?

Should I consider it to be a yes?

Oh..

- Consider it to be.

They're blushing.

That means it's a yes.

Wonderful! Wonderful!

Here, have chips.

Why chips?

It's Tuesday.

Vegetarian couple. Vegetarian.

Have some chips.

Congratulations.

- Thank you.

Congratulations, sir.

Today, thanks to the both of you

an unlucky man's fate has changed.

You know, Son-in-law,

you're a very lucky man

Your fate is going to thus change

Now Devika is yours.

So are her

responsibilities and her happiness.

And so is her 500 million pounds.

Have fun, sonny.

Bye. Bye.

Mamma mia.

Al Pacino. Bonjour.

Welcome, welcome, senor.

Welcome, senorita.

Welcome to Puglia.

The most beautiful, the most

romantic place in the world.

For the moment

our booking is full.

Your reservation

has been cancelled.

Please go back.

Go back. Gracias.

But we got the

booking confirmation.

I'm joking.

Mamma mia.

Come on.

Alora! Alora!

Let me introduce myself.

I'm the owner of this hotel.

My name is, Aakhri Pasta.

Aakhri Pasta, what

kind of a name is that?

Pasta is my surname.

My father was an Italian.

His name was Spaghetti Pasta.

My mother was an Indian.

Her name was

'Sevaiyyan' (Vermicelli) Pasta.

'Sevaiyyan' Pasta.

And I'm this family's Aakhri Pasta.

Mamma mia.

Oh, what a beautiful bride.

Let me welcome the bride. Welcome.

And now for the big smooch.

No, no, no.. no smooch.

I'm joking.

You wear this yourself.

Come on, let's go.

Your luggage has

been taken to your room.

Thank you.

- Alora.

I've booked two

different rooms for you both..

..on different floors.

Hey, we're on our honeymoon here.

I'm joking.

Where do you hail from?

Hey, you were speaking

in Italian a minute ago.

How are you speaking like a

Pathan now? - I was born in Kabul.

Kabul?

- I'm joking.

There's my hotel, look.

- Where?

What are you doing,

you idiot. Let go off me!

Hey!

Mama mia.

Such a beautiful bride.

I am only welcoming her.

- Okay.

This is the best

honeymoon suite of our hotel.

Your luggage is already here.

Okay.

Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

Sorry. Sorry. Just a second.

What's this urn doing here?

This is our ancestral urn.

My mother tipped it over with her

foot and began her married life.

Devika, it's your turn now.

Okay.

Now kick it.

My ancestral urn.

My..

I'm sorry, but you asked me

to do it.

But not like a football.

You break my glass.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Go and get ready.

Okay. - Okay, senor Aarush.

All the best for your honeymoon.

You have a very beautiful wife.

Thank you.

- This room.. sound proof.

Thank you very much.

- If you want anything, just call.

Thank you. Thank you.

Even I'll get ready.

Fortune will smile on me again.

After tonight I won't

be jinxed any longer.

Hi, Devika.

Hello, hello.. no..

Hi.

Why am I doing 'Kapalbharti' (Yoga)?

Hi, I'm all set.

I know what to do on

a honeymoon night.

But how to do it?

I don't know what to do.

So what?

She'll teach me.

She'll tell me.

I don't know what to do.

She'll teach me.

I'll learn it.

I'll learn everything.

"Slowly."

"Gradually."

"Come into my arms."

"Don't make me so restless."

"Don't torment me like this."

"Don't worry at all."

"Look in to my eyes."

"I'll show you heaven."

"I don't know what to do."

"God, what do I do?"

"I don't know what to do."

"God, what do I do?"

"I don't know how."

"I don't know why."

"Slowly."

"Gradually."

"Untangle my tresses."

"I can't endure the distance."

"Don't try to confuse me."

"I'll spread my intoxication."

"It'll be so much fun."

"I'll show you heaven."

"I don't know what to do."

"God, what do I do?"

"I don't know what to do."

"God, what do I do?"

"I'm scared. I'm frightened."

"What to do?"

"I'm unfamiliar with these ways."

"How can I take such a huge step?"

"Don't worry at all."

"Look into my eyes."

"I'll show you heaven."

"I don't know what to do."

"God, what do I do?"

"I don't know what to do."

"God, what do I do?"

"What to do?"

It was just a dream.

What are you doing here?

I brought you breakfast in bed.

Eat, eat. Biscuit,

very tasty. I promise you.

Where's my wife? Devika.

Devi.. - Your wife Maybe,

your wife went to the beach.

Have the biscuit.

- On the beach? Let me see.

I'm coming. I'm coming.

I'm coming to help.

Your wife must've gone out shopping.

I found your wife.

Where? Where is she?

- I found her in a bikini.

You're justjoking.

- I'm notjoking.

A real woman is always

covered from head to toe.'

A real woman..

covered from head to toe?

She hasn't done anything in these.

Your wife is with

someone else on your honeymoon.

God is playing a joke on you.

Bad-luck boy.

Devika.

- Aarush.

I'm sorry.. This is Benny.

The man I love.

But.. why did you marry me?

Because papa was adamant on

getting me married to an Indian boy.

I would've got my share of the

property on only one condition.

If I marry an Indian boy.

He showed me to at

least 22 Indian boys.

I found you the

sweetest of them all.

I thought you'd

understand if I spoke to you.

Aarush, please don't cry.

I'm very sorry.

You could've explained

this before the wedding.

I'm sorry, but we

couldn't take a chance.

What.. what will I do here?

Wait here for two weeks.

Legally, my share of the property

will be transferred in my name..

..and I will divorce you.

If you want, I can even

give you a million pounds..

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