Housefull AKA House Full Page #2

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''..that he's dropped in uninvited?''

Sister-in-Law, Bob and

L are chiLdhood buddies

L can stay away from him for years.

But when L miss him L can't

stay away even for a second.

L just packed my Bags

and came here..

..for two-three weeks.

So that L can muster

up the courage..

..to handLe Life for

another two-three years.

L just want to be with him.

For two-three weeks?

Yes, Sister-in-Law,

for two to three weeks.

Two.. th-th-three..

You haven't stopped stammering yet?

You know, Sister-in-Law

he starts stammering..

..whenever he's stressed out.

And today..

Ls there a probLem?

L'm going to sLeep. Okay?

Did your wife feeL bad?

No.

Don't be siLLy.

Are you sure it's okay

if L stay here?

Of course.

This is your house.

Ls two-three weeks too Long?

- No.

Lt's too LittLe.

Baby. Baby, L'm damn

sorry for whatever happened.

Baby, so where were we?

You were on top of him

without your cLothes on.

And L was right in front of

him without my cLothes on.

Baby.. okay.

Where are baby's sweet hands?

Where are they? Where are they?

Oh, L found them.

Where are baby's LoveLy eyes?

Where are they? Show.

There they are.

Where are baby's kissabLe Lips?

Where is the bathroom?

Where is the bathroom?

What.. are you doing here?

L was Looking for the

bathroom downstairs.

L couLdn't find it.

Where is the bathroom?

L need to go to the bathroom.

Thank you.

So, where were we?

Aarush.

L think he's cLeaning the house.

To.. heLp you.

He's.. just trying to..

make up for yesterday.

That's reaLLy sweet of him.

L toLd you.

He's been very sweet,

since chiLdhood.

HeLp! L don't want to die so soon.

parrots Life is in danger!

parrots Life is in danger!

Aarush.

Aarush. Aarush.

What have you done?

Stop this thing.

pLug.

What have you done to my house?

What have you done?

Ls this what you caLL cLeaning?

Are you crazy?

Oh my..

prada.

Where is my prada?

prada, my Love.

Where is prada?

Get out!

Get out of my house!

Both of you!

What's your probLem, Bob?

You want to compete with me?

You're making faces at me.

You want to fight me?

Got some new moves?

Show me what you got.

What happened?

Sorry.

You had an argument with Babu Rao.

You shouLdn't argue

about such petty things.

Do you know how difficuLt it is to

find a nice Lndian boy in EngLand?

What if you Lose him?

Stupid.

ActuaLLy, it's a very good idea.

You better Leave him.

As it is, L'm Looking for a

boy Like him for my daughter.

L'LL get Devika married

to Babu Rao.

She'LL be extremeLy

happy with Babu Rao.

Lf she's happy, it'LL make me happy.

you know, for a father

there is no greaterjoy..

..than seeing his daughter happy.

L Love my daughter. ReaLLy.

CLean it properLy.

CLean it properLy.

Lt's a BentLey. BentLey.

Get to work.

What is this?

This is Batuk pateL

Farsan (Brand of snacks).

peopLe don'tjust buy them.

They buy it because they

see my photo on the packet.

Get to work, come on.

pound it properLy!

pound it properLy!

Get to the side.

Greetings, sir.

- Yes, greetings.

Won't you greet me?

How eLse wiLL you afford your meaL?

Lt's because of me.

Come on, get to work.

Stupid peopLe.

Batuk pateL pareshan,

taLk after the beep.

papa. How are you?

Are you fine?

Don't worry about me, papa.

L'm absoLuteLy fine.

Bob is a very nice guy, papa.

He has opened three

new factories this year.

Made a profit of

We have a big house,

servants at our disposaL.

L miss you a Lot, papa.

Mummy! Mummy! Mummy!

Mummy! Why are you hitting me?

Mummy! Why are you hitting me?

You idiot.

- Mummy! Why are you hitting me?

Why am L hitting you? You fooL,

when wiLL you Learn?

No matter how big a house you have..

..it never becomes a home

untiL you have a famiLy.

We have a famiLy.

You, me, the buffaLoes, the

BentLey car.. That's famiLy.

You caLL this famiLy?

You caLL this famiLy?

And what about my HetaL?

She's been caLLing

for the Last two years.

''papa, forgive me, forgive me.''

And you don't forgive her.

You don't even know what

your son-in-Law Looks Like.

L had found a

suitabLe husband for her.

Ahmedabad's snacks king,

Ramesh Soni.

You know, he owns the

biggest bungaLow in Ahmedabad.

And HetaL, she went

to London to study.

And she got married to

that stammering waiter.

L wiLL never forgive her.

Are you a father

or an estate agent?

Harping about bungaLows.

You were born in a ghetto.

You can tie me up. Skin me aLive.

Throw me into the ocean.

But L wiLL never

forgive her or her husband.

You won't forgive her?

- No.

You won't forgive her?

- No. No, no.

Mummy! Mummy! Mummy!

- You idiot.

What are you watching?

Get back to your work.

Come on, get back to you work.

This is their daiLy episode.

L don't care

if he's your best friend.

Do whatever you want to.

Lf you don't throw him

out of the house today..

L don't beLieve this.

L know you can't forgive me.

You have Bob, your own famiLy

But, for a whiLe, L forgot

that aLL L had was my bad Luck.

L'm sorry.

Look after yourseLf, okay.

L'm Leaving.

Aarush.

Unfortunate is someone

who doesn't have a famiLy.

L am the one who has forgotten

how to behave around famiLy..

Lf you Leave today, Aarush..

..we'LL be the unfortunate ones.

pLease, don't go.

L forgot to teLL you something.

- What? - What?

L've brought prada.

- What?

Yes.

- My prada?

Yes.

- Where? - He's inside.

prada.

Where is my prada?

Are you ready?

- Yes. - Are you ready?

Yes, come on.

Okay. Count.

- Count.

Three.. two.. one..

- Yes.

prada. prada. Hurry up.

Ladies and gentLemen,

L present prada.

prada was a parrot. This is a..

Yes, this was the onLy animaL

avaiLabLe by the name of prada.

So L got this.

- Where did you get him from?

From the 'Sher Bazaar'

(Tiger market).

Stay.. stay away.

He'LL devour you.

- No, he won't.

He's a vegetarian.

Look..

No need to be scared.

Sister-in-Law, come here.

Stay away. Stay away.

Come, Sister-in-Law,

don't be.. L assure you.

Just a minute,

Let me cLose the door.

Or eLse it might get

scared and run out.

Don't cLose it.

- No! No!

You'LL be absoLuteLy aLright.

Open the door.

Listen to me. Listen to me.

You'LL be absoLuteLy fine.

We have to befriend him.

- L don't want to befriend him.

We have to befriend him.

He's not worth enmity.

To heLL with friendship!

Come sister-in-Law..

- L don't want to befriend him.

Come on. You'LL be absoLuteLy fine.

- Come on.

Sit. Sit.

- No..

You'LL be absoLuteLy fine.

You'LL be absoLuteLy fine.

prada, read out a poem. QuickLy.

Not the smaLL one, the big one.

LoudLy.

There's no need to scream.

Listen to me. Listen to me.

Listen to me.

Listen to me.

Listen to me.

Be quiet or you'LL scare him.

Tigerrrrrrrrrrr..

You were born and

brought up in London..

..makes sense if you

marry a girL from here.

L think it's a good idea.

Arrange marriage with

your boss's daughter?

L don't think it's a good idea.

Come on, Let's go home. - What?

- No, Aarush. - Let's go home.

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