Housefull AKA House Full Page #6

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me now? L'm going on the 1 7th.

You're so stupid.

Why are you going after five days?

Why aren't you going now?

Go now, right now, and bring

my daughter and son-in-Law here.

Mummy.

Go on, don't waste time.

- L'm going.

Go, go, go.

Five days.

Where wiLL L get a

baby from in five days?

Look, L'm sorry.

L know L shouLdn't have Lied.

But papa taLked to me on

the phone because L Lied.

But, baby, why Lie?

A Lie said for a

nobLe cause isn't a Lie.

So sweet you are.

Okay, don't worry.

L'LL think of something.

We'LL arrange for a baby.

ReaLLy?

- Yes.

And, baby, a big house as weLL?

Ls your papa bringing the

entire viLLage aLong? - No.

papa thinks he's a miLLionaire.

How can he think that?

- L toLd him that.

What? Are you.. mad?

Just desperate.

Ya.

Brother.

HeLLo, Brother.

- How are you LittLe one?

L'm coming to London.. to stay

with you in your house.. - ReaLLy?

What are you saying, Brother?

The queen of EngLand is..

..bestowing me with a

medaL in the Buckingham paLace.

Because your brother..

..can makes any tight

Lipped terrorist taLk..

L Love you.

CongratuLations, Brother.

L Love you too.

- Brother, with that L remembered..

..L want to introduce

you to someone.

Someone speciaL.

Do you remember,

what happened with puja?

No, Brother, L'm not making

the mistake that sister made.

Brother, he's a very nice man.

And he comes from a good famiLy.

Ls he rich? - Of course he's rich.

Just come and meet him once, pLease

He's right here.

TaLk to him yourseLf

Aarush,

- Brother L mean my Brother.

Okay.

HeLLo, Brother.

Brother. L'm brother

onLy to my sisters.

L'm.. sir for you. CaLL me sir.

Sir.

My sister was praising you a Lot.

- Sir.

But L want to see for myseLf..

..whether you're

suited for her or not.

Ls that cLear?

- Sir.

Lf L find anything

wrong about you..

..you can't imagine what

L'LL do to you. - Yes, sir.

L'm coming to London in three days.

Just a second, hoLd on.

So now that you've

had your LittLe break..

..shaLL we continue Mr. HudLey.

Do you have any terrorist Links?

L said do you have

any terrorist Links?

L said do you have any

terrorist Links? - No.

Liar.

L hate Liars.

Yes, L was saying, Aarush.

L'm coming to London on the 14th.

We'LL see you then.

- Sir.

Don't disappoint me.

Sir, have a.. Sir, sir, sir.

The phone got disconnected.

Why did you Lie to

your brother about me?

Neither am L rich.

Leave aLone a mansion, L

don't even have a house.

Why did you Lie to him?

And you know.. He's coming home.

He'LL know what the truth is.

What's the use?

L suggest that we caLL

him and teLL him the truth.

Why Lie?

You're right.

- Where are you taking me?

Bob. Come here.

Aarush, this is my brother.

Major Krishna Rao.

Head of the Lndian

MiLitary LnteLLigence.

And, Brother, this is

my boyfriend Aarush.

He's jobLess at the moment.

But he has a nice job.

He works as a jinx at casinos.

And Aarush stays in his home.

And he sLeeps on this couch..

And after we get married,

L'LL sLeep on the carpet.

No probLem.

Brother.. L want to marry Aarush.

L can't marry him at the

moment because he's married.

But we wiLL, after he

gets divorced. No probLem.

Brother, L've chosen

a nice boy, isn't it?

Brother, bLess us.

Are you ashamed of me?

Aarush, L Love you.

But think from a

brother's point of view.

How can L teLL him the truth?

Why? What wiLL go wrong

if you teLL him the truth?

WiLL he shoot me?

- Aarush, he'LL kiLL you.

Guys. Guys, guys,

Look. Just don't stress.

Sandy, when is

your brother arriving?

On the 14th.

- And when is he Leaving?

On the 16th.

And papa is coming

on the 1 7th. perfect.

We'LL caLL the estate agency..

..and hire the

grandest mansion in London.

First Sandy's brother wiLL arrive.

He'LL think this is Aarush's house.

He'LL be impressed

with Aarush and Leave.

papa wiLL arrive on the 1 7th.

He'LL think this is your house.

He'LL be impressed

by you and Leave.

papa wiLL be happy.

Your Brother wiLL be happy.

We'LL happy.

You know that L don't Lie.

A Lie isn't a Lie if its

said for a nobLe cause..

Aarush..

What a superb pLan.

Who is she?

The owner of this house,

ZuLekha ma'am.

And her three miLLionaire husbands.

MiLLionaire husbands?

Her Late husbands who Left

miLLions behind for her.

ZuLekha ma'am has a soft

corner for oLd miLLionaires.

But she's so unfortunate.

ALL the three husbands passed

away on their wedding night.

We'LL have to take

these photographs down.

With whose permission do you..

..want to take those

photographs down?

Why is that widow

waLking in sLow motion?

HeLLo.

- And you are?

Ma'am, L toLd you about them.

The new tenants who..

- Yes, that's fine.

But did you teLL them..

..that we rent out the house

onLy to married coupLes. Right

Are you two married?

You're married, right?

What?

- Yes.

Yes, we're married.

Then there's no probLem.

ALright. Where do L have to sign?

- Ma'am, L'LL show you.. - Come.

Sister-in-Law, another Lie.

What difference does it make?

A Lie isn't a Lie if its

said for a nobLe cause..

pLease, Aarush.

Where is that written?

They've made me a compLete Liar.

Which terminaL is he arriving at?

- Three.

Okay.

- No, four.

No, three.

- Sandy. Why are you so stressed?

You see.. my brother is very nice.

But if he catches someone Lying..

..he can be extremeLy mean to him.

Brother's trip has been postponed,

he isn't coming.

What? He isn't coming?

- No. He just..

But we've aLready paid

three days rent for the house.

praise Lord Krishna.

- Krishna?

Krishna is her brother's name.

Brother has arrived.

praise Lord Krishna!

praise Lord Krishna..

WeLcome, sir, weLcome.

You Look better.

L Look better than the tree?

No, no.

You Look better than L thought.

Ok. - Do you know Gujarati?

- Just a LittLe.

That's not a sin.

Lt'LL do. Come on.

papa.

papa?

Sandy's brother is HetaL's father.

That means Sandy is HetaL's aunt.

papa.

You won't taLk to me.

Won't you taLk to me?

Won't you forgive me?

You darLing daughter.

Your LittLe daughter.

My baby.

- papa.

My baby.

Aarush, he's my papa.

- HeLLo, Mr. Krishna Rao.

Krishna Rao? Batuk pateL.

papa.

Batuk pateL?

papa?

- papa.

You were supposed to

arrive on the 1 7th, isn't it?

L couLdn't resist it any Longer.

So L came earLier, son-in-Law.

Son-in-Law?

papa, he isn't my husband.

He isn't your husband?

He isn'tjust my husband.

He's aLso my Lord and Master.

Yes.

He's my Lord and Master.

L simpLy adore fLowers.

Oh, my..

- My, my..

HeLLo, Sister.

- L'm not your sister!!

My name is ZuLekha Bano.

L'm absoLuteLy aLone

in this dreadfuL worLd.

And you?

- Widower.

Okay, ZuLekha, see you.

- Why? Why?

papa, ZuLekha is Leaving.

Who said?

Your father is here.

There shouLd be someone

to Look after him, right?

L suggest you Live with us.

Consider this your own house.

That L do.

L.. L.. L.. - L was

wondering why you didn't stammer.

Forget it.

Let's go in.

- Come on.

No, first L'LL see my grandson.

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