Housefull AKA House Full Page #8

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BLoody kidnapping!

Overnight? Kidnapping? poLice?

What was she screaming about?

Son-in-Law!

Over night.. what does it mean?

Over night means

that the night is over.

Kidnapping means

the kid is napping.

And about the schooL and

the poLice she meant that..

..the chiLd wiLL finish schooL

and become a poLice officer.

That's what the teacher

meant to say.

That's what she was saying.

Oh that.

What kind of a woman is she?

She didn't Let me

embrace my grandson.

Yes, that's wrong.

We shouLd ask the teacher.

The chiLd is gone.

The teacher Left too.

And now you.. you..

when wiLL you go?

How can L Leave Like that?

L met my grandson, my daughter,

my son-in-Law.

This is my first visit to London.

Won't you give me a tour of

the city? - Of course we wiLL.

Hey, cooker, don't touch me.

L have a probLem with my

right-Left coordination too

Before the sLap session starts

again. Let's get out of here..

L'LL show you around London,

come on.

Son-in-Law, this

topLess bus is very nice.

London's doubLe decker.

See this.

HeLLo, Brother.

What?

L mean, yippee.

But how did you come

here aLL of a sudden?

Yes, of course, your function..

..at the Buckingham

paLace cannot be postponed.

Okay.. .

We'LL meet at home.

WeLcome to London, Brother.

When is papa going back?

How wouLd L know? Why?

Because Sandy's brother has arrived.

What?

Lf your brother comes home..

..papa wiLL find out everything.

What wiLL L find out?

Make some room for me.

papa.

What wiLL L find out?

What are you whispering?

papa, Sandy..

- This nanny..

No, no, Sandy isn't a nanny.

No.

- Sandy isn't a nanny.

No.. papa, she's

from a weaLthy famiLy.

And..

- And, papa, her brother..

..has fixed her marriage

into a weaLthier famiLy.

So?

- So?

So.. she doesn't want to

get married? - Why?

Because.. L want to study

further and become a doctor.

And.. and.. she has

Lied to her brother that..

..she's going to marry

a weaLthy boy. - So?

So, her brother has arrived, papa.

To meet her fianc

- What now?

What now?

- What now?

We shouLd heLp.. this.. poor girL.

Yes, we shouLd heLp her,

we shouLd heLp her.

But how wiLL we heLp her?

- How?

We can pretend to be

the boy's famiLy. - Yes.

Very good idea.

- Good idea.

And.. and who wiLL be her fiance?

Who wiLL it be?

L'LL be her fiance.

- No, Son-in-Law, how can you?

papa, it's just a charade.

Lt's not reaL.

And ZuLekha can be your wife.

Yes.

Good idea.

- Good deaL.

Good idea.

But who is her brother?

Stay away from my sister

Brother!

How are you?

L am fine.

Where have your

dimpLes disappeared?

You didn't come to see

me in the Last six months.

Wonder where they disappeared?

Let's see where they are.

Where couLd they be?

There they are

Brother, Let me introduce

you to Aarush's famiLy.

He..

- L'm Aarush's papa.

And L'm his mother.

L'm Aarush's sister.

And L'm Aarush's sister's husband.

Aarush, are you okay?

He's fine.

- Get up.

Get up. Get up. Come. Get up.

You okay?

- Thank you.

You saw me and you fainted. Why?

Lt was quite hot outside.

So L got a sun-stroke.

SprinkLe some water.

SprinkLe some water.

L've seen you somewhere.

Where have L seen you?

You Look famiLiar as weLL.

But L haven't seen you anywhere.

What do you do?

Brother. Stop this interrogation.

L thought your trip was canceLLed.

How did you make it here?

L knew you'd forget!

Because today is 'Raksha Bandhan'.

Oh, God. L forgot.

That's why L've brought

a Sacred thread aLong.

Why do you have two?

puja sent it for me.

- Ls she coming?

No, she's in Vegas

with her husband.

You can tie it for me.

You're not wearing

a 'sacred thread'?

Why not?

Because..

L forgot, just Like Sandy,

that today is 'Raksha Bandhan'.

That's okay

L've brought two threads.

HetaL, tie one to Aarush.

- Okay.

No, no, no.

This isn't possibLe.

Lf HetaL ties the 'thread'..

..This is sacriLege.

Why? - Because 'Raksha

Bandhan' was yesterday.

No, UncLe. 'Raksha Bandhan'

is today.

Come, HetaL..

Are you sure..

L haven't seen you before?

There's some connection.

puja.

- puja (veneration pLatter)?

The veneration pLatter

hasn't arrived.

You didn't bring the

veneration pLatter.

When you've forgotten the Rakhi..

There's no need for that.

Tie it Like that.

''Even the stars and fLowers know.''

''That my sister is

one in a miLLion.''

''And we'LL aLways stay

together Like this.''

This is terribLe.

What are you doing?

- Krishna is puja's brother.

So?

puja? The one in Macao.

- Yes.

But Krishna is Sandy's brother.

They both are his sisters.

- Both.

L'm so unfortunate..

Lf you were my girLfriend..

..he wouLd've been

your brother as weLL.

L'm very stressed.

L don't know what to do.

One minute..

- L'LL teLL everyone the truth.

No.

- L'LL teLL Sandy the truth.

You won't teLL Sandy anything.

She won't understand.

- No, L wiLL.

You'LL have to teLL her

after you two get married.

L can't.. - You know one thing.

You wiLL have to Lie.

L can't Lie.

A Lie isn't a Lie if its

said for a nobLe cause..

Lt isn't.

L can't Lie.

- You wiLL have to.

For Sandy's sake.

For Sandy.. Fine.

L'LL Lie for the Last time.

Last time.

Lt's the Last time.

Lt's very strenuous.

This isn't the Last time.

you'LL have to do it

over and over again..

Brother, why are you

growing your hair?

Competing with me?

Hey, dear.

L was on fieLd posting in

Afghanistan, that's why.

You're Looking so handsome.

Brother. Brother.

L've got strawberries,

peaches, orange for you..

..grapes, biscuits.. brother.

- Brother?

Sir.

Suck your paunch in..

Brother, the two of you'LL are

Looking very nice together..

Nice happy famiLy.

You haven't met

my entire famiLy yet.

L wish sister couLd

meet Aarush as weLL.

She can.

- How?

Stand together.

L'LL take your photo

and send an MMS.

What now?

Lt isn't too hot.

You can't get a sun-stroke.

L'm camera conscious.

Come on, don't be shy. Come on.

Why are you making faces?

Something went into my eye.

Come on.

- Come on.

Come on, smiLe.

- SmiLe.

No more camera conscious.

Strand straight.

- Ok.

perfect.

L'LL send it to puja right away.

He isn't even photogenic.

That's fine..

HeLLo.

- HeLLo, darLing, how are you?

Who is this? - ''Who is this?''

Have you forgotten..

..that steamy night we had together?

- What?

HeLLo. - Remember, you

took me to HoteL Nagraj..

..where we saw the

movie 'Dostana' twice.

you've got the wrong number,

don't caLL again.

SacriLege! SacriLege!

Brother, stop aLL this.

L mean, you must be tired.

Go and freshen up.

Send a MMS Later. Okay?

Come on, show me my room.

- Come.

The job's done.

That was fun.

- L'm satisfied.

Lt was sweaty.

- Even L was.

Come on.

Krishna.

- What are you doing here?

L came here to give

you hoLy offerings.

Oh.

- But, you too? - What?

You bathe with a boy?

- Yes.

Lt's terribLe.

What's so shocking about

bathing with Lifebuoy soap?

Lt's a weird famiLy.

My phone..

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