Hulchul

This is incredible!

- What's haPPening in our village?

At this rate, nobody in our

village will be safe anymore

a daylight robbery! Something

needs to be done about it!

He's the victim today. Tomorrow,

it could be anyone

right! Something needs to be done.

- Where are you guys going...?

You come along, too. Or she'll

carry you away too!

Will he helP? - He's the only

one in the village...

who can solve the Problem. We'll

have to fall at his feet!

Right! You're right!

What haPPened?

- Are your ears blocked?

No.

- So come on

What's haPPening? Is it

something scandalous?

Nobody knows. Narayan dada's son

was carried away by a witch

Look at them! The bloody

herd of sheeP!

They're here to chew on our

brains, early in the day!

Say we're closed for a fortnight.

- What for?

The dcP's mother's getting

married again

Where are they going...?

- They just walked by!

- Entry to women is forbidden

am I going to walk there to helP?

Come here and talk to me

Why are you guys wailing?

What's wrong?

You are our Lord and Master!

Our saviour in trouble!

Why? Where are your other saviours?

- But you are the most Powerful!

My son has been carried

away by Kartaniya's men!

Kartaniya? Who's this lizard?

That woman from the cattle market!

- She has abducted his son!

Is she going to Pickle him...?

Are the coPs around only to have

Photos taken of their shining medals?

Go and tell them that

I've sent you. Dismiss!

We went to the Police, sir.

We even mentioned your name

But the witch still wouldn't

sPare his son!

So you're at my feet because you're

disillusioned with the Police?

I don't Poke my nose in

other PeoPle's affairs

I fight only my own battles.

Go on now, get going

That witch gets all her helP from

the lady in anPara village, sir

Laxmi's goons are standing in

attendance, to defend them

Lawyer...

- Sir?

Use the Phone. Summon

my kids immediately

No, sir. We ought not to

interfere in this matter

Why not?

- It has to do with womenfolk

You never know what twist

the tale might take

don't you guys knows? Seth

angarchand's men...

never get involved with women!

And you still come here?

Go away now! Mind your own

business! - Listen...

as far as I can see, this is

no ordinary case of women

The lady at anPara and her children

are involved in this scandal

She's a very stubborn woman.

If anyone asks me for helP...

against her, I'm surely

going to helP him!

Sir, call for you

Balli, come home immediately.

- Right, daddy

lmmediately.

- Right away. Immediately

Hail Lord Hanuman,

Lord of celibacy...

Phone for you, sir

Shakti, see which fool it is

Who the hell is it?

Your mother was nurturing a sPirit

wasn't she? I'm the same ghost!

Brother! It's daddy.

- Daddy who?

Daddy!

Daddy, talk to brother...

- No. Come here immediately

right, daddy. We'll

start immediately

Hold this for a moment

Well? You couldn't recognise

my father's voice?

I don't tell my father's

voice either

I'll Play your father's

voice for you right now!

Is this the law college

boys' hostel? - Yes

I wish to talk to jaichand.

- I'll call him

Who is it? Go on?

Didn't you go to college today?

Daddy...?

I went, came back. And

went again and...

Is that a carrom-board you've

been bouncing off...?

I'm going back in the

afternoon, daddy

No, no need to go there.

Come home immediately

No, I'm really going in

the afternoon, daddy

Must you keeP raving,

you idiot? Listen to me

We got some imPortant business to

finish. Come here immediately

Wow! All the wealthy men together!

At the Poor man's door?

So you're the Poor man who abducted

a Poor farmer's son?

And you now want to swallow

his Piece of land in ransom?

Bring that boy here immediately.

- So you've come to take the boy?

He's not coming out, sir.

- He can't? Never mind

We can walk. We'll carry him

No, none of you guys can

take him away from here

We are taking him away

We don't use our exPensive footwear

to walk to such Places

Sir, this is a cattle-market. I

clean scatter with these hands...

I use this hand to wash my backside

a Punch with this one

will stink even more

I'm not standing in the

hot sun for too long

Finish it all uP quickly. Let's go

Which sonofagun dares take

away the boy from here!

Dammit! Silly bachelors!

How would you know what

heat a woman Possesses?

Is there a real man among you

who can sate a woman's thirst?

If there is, steP forth, you curs!

I'll show you what it means

to flee with a turned tail!

Get out of the way.

Let go of that child.

These are the PeoPle resPonsible

for all this bloodshed and violence

and the father and the sons ought

to be Punished for their crimes

That's all, your honor.

Dear students, today haPPens to be

anjali's last day at the college

But it saddens me to say that

an intelligent girl like her...

is abandoning her studies

to settle down in matrimony

However, it is a matter of Pride

that anjali is getting married...

to the Home Minister of our State,

the young Mr Govindrao PachPute

I therefore extend our heartiest

congratulations to her

We hoPe there will be fame

and honor in her life

Let us therefore give

her a haPPy farewell

anjali, listen...

- What?

Will you Please helP me?

What haPPened?

- This

What is this?

- My transfer order

You can have a word with the

Minister and have it stalled

Me?

- Yes, you

Now don't say you can't do it.

- I'll do what I can

Bye. - Bye, take care.

Give it to him on your nuPtial

night. Don't forget!

Come. - Bye.

SPray the rose-water,

elePhant! SPray it!

SPray the rose-water, elePhant!

What sort of a mahout are you?

You can't make the elePhant

sPray the rose-water?

Give me the cane. I'll show you

SPrinkle the rose-water,

elePhant! Go on!

There, Mother! The rose-water

and also the oblations!

What are you guys watching?

Clean the mess!

SPrinkle the rose-water, elePhant!

SPrinkle it! - SPrinkle. - KeeP going.

Who're you giving those dirty looks?

Who asked you to bring

the elePhant here?

I did.

- What are you doing, Ma?

There's work held uP in the fields

because the elePhant's not around...

and you're holding a farce here?

A circus on disPlay?

Circus? My grand-daughter's

getting married...

if the elePhant sPrinkles

rose-water, does it become a farce?

Have you forgotten the Pride

of the high-caste families?

You call a sacred ritual a circus!

In that case, why don't you get the

elePhant to serve the guests...

who arrive at the wedding? The

village will witness the honour!

An elePhant serving food!

- Viru! Don't try to Play my father!

What the elePhant will sPrinkle

on the PeoPle of anPara...

I will decide, not any servant

But mother...

- Enough! Go inside

Brother PrataP, what's going

on with you around...?

There'll be 10,000 guests! And the

elePhant's going to be around!

So you want me to sPrinkle

rose-water on the guests?

Oh no, go ahead and build muscles!

I wonder what burden you're

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes