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I tell my friends, look,

she gave me her telephone number

When she gives me her telephone number

I'll tell that I took her out

When I take her out,

I'll say that I held her hand

When she holds my hand, I'll say...

I kissed her

After I've kissed her,

I'll say...

And talking about us,

what lies will you tell your friends?

Why does she take

everything so seriously?

You'll never figure why...

no girl's ever like a guy

She thinks harder

but she knows lesser

Whatever her heart tells

she'll do quite something else

I'll never figure why

she isn't like a guy

There's romance lurking in her heart

but she wants you to make a start

And when she's rattled

It's her locks that she ruffled"

I mean you're all the same

We're nice friends,

I never thought of you that way

Sounds fine, but it

never came to my mind

Up close she says

you're so special

and soon nothing about

you is good enough"

What an awful shirt

What a haircut

Stop speeding

Stop hogging

Give me a break

Up close she wants to change your life

the spell she casts can ruin your life"

You'll fall for her words

then you'll know why...

what started with

a laugh ends in a cry

And you'll never figure why

she's so unlike a guy

If happiness is being alone

what makes you such a flirt?

The thousand gifts you shower on her

for what were all those flowers?

You didn't tell me your name

How about a coffee?

Can I drop you home?

When do I get to see you next?

It's a wayward life you've

lived living like a tramp

But you'll insist you're different

why are you so vain?

That wet towel on the floor

Cap of the toothpaste tube missing

Wear used socks inside out

Never knows how time flies?

How to live a life, she shows you

She makes something human out of you

Not one moment can

you live without her

And she knows what

you can't tell her

That's just why no girl's are like a guy

All sorts of strange dates

she'll always call to mind

Love can be forgotten

but forgetting a date is crime

On 1 st March, we looked at each other.

May 21. You touched me

June 6. I felt something stirring

Can't trust a guy,

these guys are so fast

Now he's here, now he's gone

no telling how long he'll last

Your Mummy-Daddy aren't at home?

Great! Can I come over?

Your friend is going home alone.

Poor thing, shall I escort her?

She'll lead you up the street

before she says yes

She's enjoying herself

while you're getting harassed

She's shy, that's why

But if she said yes ever

she's is avowed forever

That's just why a girl's

different from a guy

Someone, shut her up

All right, what's the quarrel?

Like a bee he comes singing his song

then he's busy,

I got the timing wrong"

Oh come on Rhea

Please, I'm busy or I'd never...

So what, you'll live

in my heart forever

The beauty he fell for

once is now so boring...

and before you know it,

his eyes have begun philandering

You can't live on love and fresh air.

Why not take up interior decoration?

I kissed you. You slapped me.

Scores settled?

Now you're going to listen

I thought you're a nice guy,

only a little stupid

And you got me all wrong

Because it was I who broke the ice

on the plane? Because...

I went out with you in Amsterdam,

tried puffing a cigarette...

you thought I was all laid out for you?

How true. Guys like you expect

only one thing from any girl

Such strange notions

You wanted to know?

How our story ends?

There's no story about us

There's only "The End"

and this is the end

Life's a long while

You and I... unlike other

guys and girls we won't fight

Stop whistling. It's not nice

I'm not whistling at a girl

You go whistling after girls?

You go whistling at girls

and you say I'm sick?

I never whistled at anyone

and I didn't say I wouldn't fight

No point telling the

truth to girls- Meaning?

For example, in that dress

you don't look fat

I look fat in this dress?

I don't look fat for the dress.

It's the pink.

Pink makes me look fat

Neither you nor your

dress is to blame.

Pink takes the blame

Oh God

I'm serious. I look slim in blue

I'll be back.

- Where are you going?

Where am I going... hot dog

One for me. - Okay

I knew! It's... you

I knew too. I'm avoiding you

You're still angry?

Rhea, I was only...

You transpired. It's bound to happen.

- Forget it. Now we meet...

after 6 months in New York.

Like I told you...

between us, there's a story.

- And what about your other story?

Which story?

- The one behind the tree...

in which you were doing whatever...

- Who me? No man...

Rhea? - Shalini

Rhea! In New York?

- Yes, studying fashion designing

And you?

- Columbia University

Rhea have you met my boyfriend?

Karan is your boyfriend?

- Yes. Ever since college In Delhi

Rhea and I were classmates in school.

Your friend from school? That's nice

We never saw each other

after we went to college

How do you know each other?

Karan. He's your boyfriend

Rhea is your friend from school

If one of you isn't telling

How you met up, I'll scream. Right now

No baby, no

Excuse me

- Come darling, I'll tell you

When we met in Amsterdam...

Shalini was still your girlfriend?

You went to Amsterdam?

Come, I'll tell you everything

Shalini, I'll tell you

how we met up in Amsterdam

I got some work. I'll see you.

- What work?

I'll tell you when I remember

Come here

He's a real jerk. I swear!

He actually kissed me. I slapped him

Behind every successful

man there's a woman

Of course

That's because girls never

run after guys who don't succeed

You must rig the tent in four days

Mr. Mishra, we've organised

so many weddings together...

I've given you so much business.

And now in the eleventh hour...

no, you must do something. Please

Assurances and assurances.

Nothing ever seems to happen

Why are you staring at me?

Get on with your jobs

Nothing for breakfast?

I only got to ask for breakfast

and you break into tears?

The tent isn't up.

Mr. Sharma's wife is in labour

And even that cow is sick!!!

Why haven't you taken a haircut?

This is my Tom Cruise look

- Tom Cruise look!

I told you, stop organising weddings.

- Karan, please leave me alone

I'll make myself breakfast.

You want anything?

Karan, what are you doing next week?

- Next week?

I don't know about today and

you ask me about a week ahead

I've never planned so long ahead

Because you're going to

help me out with this wedding

I'm supposed to organise weddings?

- I'm not asking. I'm ordering you

No way! I can't do all this,

I won't get into all this

Sahib, what goes in between?

White flowers? Greens or marigolds?

What do you feel?

- Marigolds could be better

I used marigolds for my wedding.

- Then go ahead, why ask me?

Not Oye. My name is Jhallo Ram.

- Take your basket away

Susie, don't believe Natasha

She and I are just friends.

Nothing happened between us

I don't care. I just called to say

that boss has cancelled your leave

If you don't report for

work today you're fired

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