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And this is just what I got

in my dowry

"Ma, say something. Please.

- What will I say, my son?"

I asked him for a diamond necklace.

He didnt give that to me either

He sold the land in the village

yesterday. He got eight million

"Let alone taking a look, I didnt

even get to smell the money"

Hes put it all in the safe.

- Shout! Yell as much as you want to

Theres eight million

lying in the house...

"and you refuse to give me 750,000?

- I spend a lot of money..."

"in your education, boarding

and maintenance"

You arent getting a penny more

"Who will give me the money,

if not you, Papa?"

What will I do?

- Rob and steal

But dont ask me for the money.

- I cant take it anymore

"If you dont give me the money,

Im leaving this house"

"Sure, go away.

- Im leaving!"

Ive made enquiries. Radhesham Tiwari"s

bungalow in Pali Hill is lying vacant

Theres no one there

except a care-taker

"When the garbage king gets to know,

hell put you through a ringer!"

Ill marry Madhuri

before he does that

"Once the marriage has

taken place, itll all be over"

Hes the brides father.

The only daughter

What will he do? Hell have to

accept me as his son-in-law

Are you out of your mind?

"First tell me whats to be done

with my father, the villain"

Did you ask him for the money?

- Have I been talking in Hebrew?

Hes sitting on his money like a snake.

He wont give me a penny!

What did he have to say?

- He asks me to rob and steal

Hell fight my case for free.

- Nice idea

So rob and steal. Best business.

No capital required

What does he do for a living?

- With a tanpura around his neck...

he goes around singing.

- You mean hes a beggar!

"Ill have to live with a beggar?

- No beggar, a large-hearted man"

Here he comes

"Sorry, Im late"

You?

- You!

So you know each other? Thats good.

There wont be any problem then

Im not staying with this thug!

You think Ill willingly

move in with a witch?

"You call me a witch?

- No, you are a witchs mother..."

"a grandmother, everything.

Youre from a family of witches!"

"Priya, lets go.

- Anjali..."

dont act like a child.

My roommate is arriving tomorrow

You must some how find a place!

Adjust with him for now...

"later, well find another place.

- Hey boss... listen to me"

"In Bombay, you got to pay

even to sleep on the pavements"

"And thats so dangerous. If someone

drives over, youre dead and gone"

"Bholu, she agrees.

- So does he"

"According to Popat"s condition, the two

of you must look like a married couple"

So heres the bridal necklace.

That will cost another 50 rupees

"Here, put it on her"

Hey! Im not letting any Tom Dick

or Harry put the necklace on me

Let me put it on you then

Shes waiting for a prince

to come along. Give it to her

One minute. Ill put it on her

"Popat-Seth, save my life!"

"Whats the matter, Waghmare?

- I caught a thief with 50,000 rupees"

"But Im diabetic, you see.

I went to take a leak..."

and the thief escaped with the money.

- How?

I have decided. Im not going to

trust a thief ever again

Thats right.

- You know what Inspector Rane says?

"He says I took 50,000 from the thief

and I helped him escape!"

Rane has gone an filed a First

Information Report against me!

Do you I think Im that sort of a man?

- This is the first time...

"Im hearing of something like this.

- If I dont keep 50,000..."

"on Rane"s table, Ill lose my job!

- No, Ill give you the money"

But Ill charge 10 per cent interest.

- Why 10 per cent?

Ill return all the money to you.

I swear!

Ill take all the money.

But my interest will be 10 per cent

10 per cent?

- Yes

"And youll have to pawn something too.

- Sure, Ive brought it"

The papers of my room

and the stamp papers

How often have I told you?

Go inside!

You see a stranger around

and you come running!

"Look, theyve arrived"

When did you get married?

- Very recently

"And you said...

- Its quite some time, really"

"You dont eat non-veg food, do you?

- No"

"You wont leave each other

and run away, will you?"

"Are you in a cattle market, sir?

Why worry about such detail?"

"Let me make it clear.

Shes the wife, hes the husband"

"Give them the keys, and the

commission to me. You get that?"

"Youve brought the advance?

- Sure, here it is"

All right. You can stay here

from today itself

"Dulari, show them to their room"

"Murder of an elderly couple

for money. Servant arrested"

See this? When I asked you to do all

the chores and not employ servants...

what did you say to me?

That Im a miser

But look at what you get when

you employ servants!

Youll sleep at home

and wake up in hell!

"Oh yes, nice heaven

Im living with you in"

"Jeetu, my son!

Youve come back!"

"The way you left, I thought youd

never look back at this house again"

Well? You went broke and

missed the free food?

Have a couple of morsels if you wish.

But youre not getting a penny!

"Daddy, Im here to seek your

blessings and sweeten your tongue"

Ive started a new business.

- Really? What business?

"Electronics, Mother. DVD players,

CD players... its a big showroom"

"It mustve taken a lot of investment?

- I invested 750,000..."

and the bank financed me

with the rest of the 6 million

"750,000 rupees?

Where did you get the money?"

"You are the one who showed me

the right path, daddy"

What path did I show you?

- You asked me to rob and steal

So I did

I got to know that there was

a lot of money in a house

I went there in the dead of the night.

The husband and wife were fast asleep

"I took the key from under the pillow,

took the money from the safe..."

and kept the keys back!

- They mustve called the cops by now!

They dont even know as yet.

But now theyll discover

"But which house did you rob, son?

- This one, Papa"

its the money you got from selling

the land? Thats the one I stole

So you robbed your father!

Snake in the grass!

"When I asked him for it, he didnt

give it to me. He asked me to steal"

Now how could a son

disobey his father?

It was unaccounted money anyway.

Let the cops arrive

Ill tell them everything and the

two of us will go to jail together

Tell me the truth.

Is he really my son?

Im convinced now!

Hes truly your son!

My darling son...

my good boy arent you?

"Return Papa"s money, my son!

- Thats not possible"

Are you sure?

- Sure

Get out of this house then!

- Thats what I came for

Lord! Protect my son!

Im told that this house is

to be sublet. Is it true?

Not true.

- Who are you?

You walk into my house

and ask me who I am?

"There was this chap, Pandu...

who used to dust and swab the floor"

Isnt he there?

- What work is it?

Its in his own interests.

Hed have made an extra buck

"But if hes not here,

I must leave"

Sir! Sir!

Im Pandu!

Cant you believe me...?

Here you are!

So this is the real movie!

That was only a trailer?

"Pandu"s mysterious ways, sir.

Come on in, sir... welcome"

"This way, please..."

As Lord Krishna says...

how about a small drink?

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