Hungama Page #4

You are all alike!

Lagaan! What Lagaan?

Saved! The ceremony is over!

- What are you saying?

"I say, its nice"

Ten days later is an auspicious date.

Well have the wedding on that day

Im the one whos eating this paratha.

So you neednt laugh

I dont need your permission to laugh!

- Those who laugh belong in a loony bin!

And broken parathas

belong in the garbage bin!

My parathas are neither burnt

nor broken. Ill eat all I want

Is someone there?

"The man and wife have left the lights

and fans on, to have a honeymoon!"

How are you...?

Is everything all right?

Any problem?

What aroma is that? Whats cooking?

Potato-pancakes?

Yes

"When we were just married,

Dulari made some for me too"

Her mother died the

moment she ate one

"Ever since, potato-pancakes have

been a no-no in my house"

My wife makes nice ones.

Will you have some?

"Would you like one?

- No, youll be left hungry"

"Oh no, have some!

- I hope your wife doesnt mind?"

"Do you mind, lady?

- Oh no, not at all"

See? Bring it up. Quick!

"Hurry up, darling! Were hungry"

Whats one going to do...?

One moment. Theres more

"Not burnt, not broken..."

steaming hot pancakes!

Here you are!

For you and your wife.

- Some chutney...?

"Sure, there is"

Take it all away.

Well take the bowl later

Yogurt...?

- We dont have any

"Even if its in pieces and burnt,

I can eat to my hearts content"

Ill fix you!

Here you are!

And I went mad looking for you!

"In the bank, in the bar...

- Youll have your money"

Let the marriage take place first.

- No marriage!

Only destruction!

- Are you already drunk in the day?

"Ive only drunk, but when he arrives

tomorrow, Ill be buried!"

What rubbish! Whos arriving?

- Your father Radhesham Tiwari

Hes arriving with his wife!

- What am I going to do?

"Go underground. Quit the city.

If possible, quit the world!"

"Right now, go away from here!

- What are you telling me?"

"That old man cant do without cows,

buffaloes, fodder and the works"

"Hell stay in the city

for a week, at the most"

So disappear for a week!

- Thats an expensive proposition

"Living in style, Im already

deep in debt"

Pawn the ring garbage gave you and

check into a cheap lodge

its only for a week!

Isnt that right?

Of course its right!

What? Youre going away to London?

For a week?

Whats the hurry?

"For business? To make money?

Of course, you must go ahead"

Take care of yourself

in the aircraft

"Dont thrust your arm outside

the window. Yes, Ill tell Madhuri..."

go ahead and make money.

Bye

Master is here!

- So this is our Pandu?

"How have you been, Pandu?

- Your blessings, sir"

"Greetings.

- Welcome, sir"

"Whats happening here?

- This is our manager, Mr. KC Shukla"

"This is your first visit to our city,

so this is a small welcome"

"You must be tired, sir.

Well leave now"

What for? I want to get to know

all of you

"Please come in, all of you"

"Where are you going, Pandu?

Go and fetch the luggage"

For a week or two... how much

luggage must he be carrying?

Who told you?

- So?

Sirs going to live here now.

Forever

What happened?

Fetch the luggage

"God, nice way youve found

of snatching my livelihood"

The things he did so

he could sleep on the bed!

He now sits quietly!

But at least I can sleep in peace

Not a drop of water here

"Let me tell you

what I must today..."

let your heart remain with me

"Let me tell you

what I must today..."

let my heart remain with me

"My eyes are glued

to your face..."

"to your face,

Ive lost my heart"

You are the one...

who lives in my heart

Pining torments me...

I feel scared

"Your sweet words might yet

cast a spell on me"

"Let me bear

the sweet pain of love..."

let your heart remain with me

"Let me tell you

what I must today..."

let my heart remain with you

Let my heart remain with you

Lay off!

Im being forced to live with you!

I know youre not a decent man...

but I thought you had some manners.

You have proved me wrong!

Dont even talk to me again!

Dont ever talk to me!

Stop it! Is that the beat?

Or are you killing flies?

Dont do something you cant!

- So why are you doing it?

Shut up!

- I was following you with the beat

Dont follow me.

Accompany me with the beat

"Get it? If tune is the mother,

the rhythm is the father"

One who doesnt get it

is good for nothing

The bell.

- The doors over there

Want me to send you packing?

- I forgot!

Whom do you wish to see?

The mistress!

"Who are you, sister?

- Its me!"

"Who are you, sister?

- Radhesham Tiwari"s..."

"Shut up! Who are you, sister?

- Im Mrs. Anjali Tiwari"

Im glad your name hasnt changed

Ive made Anjali a member

of the Wild Forest

"The forest?

- No, its a club. A social club"

"Now that were here, we must

learn the ways of this city"

The women in this city arent

lizards on the walls

They do a lot of social work.

- Whats surprising is that...

everyone there knew Anjali beforehand.

- Is it?

"The moment we stepped in,

everyone shook hands and said..."

Thats when I realized what a huge

business empire were running

Whats more? He too recognized me

and shook hands with me!

Who was the unfortunate man?

Shah Rukh.

- Hungry who?

Shah Rukh. The Khan.

Film-star

All the film stars come there.

- We must live in style now

No style for me.

- Bring a bat into the house...

itll still hang from a tree

when it goes to sleep!

"Pandu, you get no salary next month.

- Its a saying, sir!"

"The saying is, bathe as much as the

crow wishes to, it cant become a swan!"

Thats true!

- Ill bathe and get ready

Weve got to go to the dance class.

- Dance class? At this age?

Youll sprain your waist!

Let it be

its an English dance.

Like this!

A new way of sweeping the floor?

- See?

He starts a fight whenever

I want to do something nice

Thats the only difference

between marriage and war

"In a marriage, you get to

sleep with the enemy"

Anjali darling... mercy!

Whats happening here?

- The English dance

"If you jump around at this age and

something happens, Ill have to pay up"

"Nothings happening to me.

- Im talking about the tiles, not you"

Quiet! High society women

dance every day...

"to keep their bodies fit.

I suggest, you dance too"

Me?

- Yes. Dont we live in Mumbai?

We must learn to live in style.

Look at your managers and officers

They live in such style.

You are their employer...

and yet you go around half naked!

Dont you feel ashamed?

I wear what clothes are

necessary to cover my body

And look at your body!

Its sagging

"Take a walk every morning.

Buy a dog, to throw your weight around"

You can take a walk with me then.

- You just wont take me seriously

Ive wasted a lot of years in

the village with cattle and fodder

I cant take all that now.

Just watch what Anjali does now

I can see it all! Your obsession

with western culture has begun...

I wonder where it will end!

"Radhesham Tiwari"s from

your village, isnt he?"

Who?

- The owner of Anjali Industries?

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