Hungama Page #6

"A coke, please"

"Some chips, please"

"Mister, watch the movie ahead.

Not here"

Im not an enemy...

why have you driven me crazy?

Im a friend...

"so whyve you

stolen my heart?"

"I was out one day,

straying from the path..."

"when colorful roses

of love blossomed"

"All distances were finished.

We began to get closer"

"Such was our state,

we began to breathe faster"

"Im not among

your assassins..."

"so whyve you thrust me

among those that live?"

Im a friend...

"so whyve you

stolen my heart?"

"Ive lost my heart,

although it all began as a joke"

"Ive forgotten the world

to lose myself in your love"

"I wonder how I will

tell you about my love..."

"how will I profess

my love to you?"

I live in your heart...

"so why have you given

my heart a sweet pain?"

"Im the beautiful moonlight

everyone covets..."

"God alone knows

who I was born for"

"My desire is

a writing on the wall"

"So there will be victory

and defeat in this game of love"

I rock in your arms...

"yet, why do you accuse me?"

Im not an enemy...

Im a friend...

"so whyve you

driven me crazy?"

"Whyve you

stolen my heart?"

Cant you sit without

clinging to the girl?

Cant you sit without

clinging to her?

Is she your sister?

- Shes my wife!

So what are you going to do?

What?

"What wife, son? Your beard says

it all. You werent married ever"

You baldie!

Who the hell are you?

Who the hell are you to ask me?

- Forget me. Who are you?

Who are you?

"Whoever you guys are, Ive bought

a ticket to sleep in peace"

Not to watch the movie!

Go outside and fight!

Where will I get a rampuri?

- I dont know

"Bhelpuri, paani-puri, you get there.

- Im talking about a knife!"

"Where will I get one?

- Dont do anything rash, boss"

"Ive decided. If I see him with

Anjali again, Im going to kill him"

"Either he lives, or I...

- Master, master... hes her boss"

She has only respect for him.

Shes not in love with him

How do you know?

- I see them everyday in a restaurant

Which restaurant?

He escaped

"But if he looks at you again,

hes going to walk on his hands"

He doesnt know what

stuff Im made of

"Forget it. There you go again.

- No, Anjali"

I cant tolerate anyone teasing you.

Ill kill him!

Now look... Jeetu...

"Why? What happened?

- Lets go, please"

What is it?

- What is it?

Whats biting you?

- Whats biting you?

"Whats biting you, tell me?

- You tell me whats biting you"

How did you get here?

- Walking. Whats it to you?

Walking? Youll run away now!

Whyve you standing between us?

"Why? You own the place?

- Yes, this is my fathers pad. So?"

"Its my grandfathers pad, so?

- You got the nerve, eh?"

"You got it? Want me to show?

- All right, you show it"

Try and touch me.

- You try and touch me

Dont use my lines!

- You dont use my lines

Go away...

- Want me to show you?

Ill show it to you.

- Go on... get lost

Want me to show you?

- Let me see!

Coward! You dont have the spine!

Paper-tigers. They wont

even touch each other

You dont know me.

- Who are you?

Ive seen so many like you!

Go away!

Come here and talk to me!

Pipsqueak

Here I am! What do you want to say?

- What is it...? What?

Im not scared of you!

Im going to catch them today!

God Almighty!

Whyve you crying?

Whyve you hollering away?

Whats wrong?

You ask me whats happened?

What a thick-skinned man! Disgusting!

"Despite what you did,

you proudly stand before me!"

Arent you ashamed?

- Am I a virgin bride...

to feel shy without reason?

Tell me clearly what has happened

So you want to hear it

from my mouth?

Is someone else around?

- Not the values Ive imbibed...

to utter disgusting things!

Im from the Pandey family

Keep crying!

What were you doing with

that girl in the shrubs?

Girl? What girl?

I was looking for my cane.

Without your dhoti?

You look so innocent!

Butter wouldnt melt in your mouth!

"Tell me, who is that girl?

I dont wear glasses like you!"

Tell me. For how long has this game

of hide n seek been going on?

You drive the girl away

the moment you see me!

How can you even think of

something so filthy?

You can very well do it!

And I cant even think of it!

I have done nothing!

Even if I have...

its a great thing Ive done!

- You havent bought me...

to expect me to watch the fun!

- So go away! Right now!

"All right, Ill go away.

But first return to me..."

"the 3 cars full of gold I brought

in dowry, along with interest"

Ill go away after that...

Till then...

I wont let you have a ball!

- Shut up!

"Whats up, master? Did the girl

say something nasty to you?"

"One thing is clear, Bholu.

Shes in love with her boss"

Not someone crazy like me

Im glad my craziness

has been of help

How else could I have

made the world see reason?

Youre getting disheartened

for no rhyme or reason

"Shes in love with you,

but she wont tell you"

She wants to make you feel jealous.

- What sort of love is that?

"This game of love, you know"

About swimming across oceans

of fire and all that crap

Take my advise.

Fall in love with another girl

Want me to knock your teeth out?

- Dont jump the gun

Pretend to love someone else.

Like youre burning in envy...

"she too will burn,

if she really loves you"

Shell come running to you.

Take it from me in writing

Ive had it!

"Jeetu, my mothers here"

"If she sees me here,

all hell will break loose"

I said I was going to a computer class.

- Why?

Because I havent told my parents

Ive taken up a job here

"If she sees me...

- I get it, I get it"

"Stay here, Ill handle her"

Hello... welcome!

Wow! You look beautiful!

New sari!

New pair of shoes!

What can I do for you?

- Give me some music cassettes

"Music I can dance to.

- Sure, what do you want?"

"No, I want only Western music!

A childhood habit, you see"

Know what? Ill make a nice collection

and send it to your house

I hope you know my address?

- Who doesnt?

Remember to send it across.

Please dont forget

Has she left?

- Has she?

Phew! Saved!

"Jeetu, I got to leave early today.

- Why?"

Tomorrows my birthday

Arent you inviting your

boss to the party?

"No, theres no party. Actually,

Ive got to out shopping"

"Lets go. Ill accompany you.

- No, Im expecting a friend"

You dont want to invite me

to your birthday party...

but Im going to give you

a surprise surely

"Priya, Priya, Priya..."

My dear!

"I went crazy about you,

the moment I saw you"

"I know, there are

obstacles in our path"

"But rivers and streams

do flow down the mountains"

"Like we have to

unite some day"

"You mean the life to me.

I love you more than my life"

You are dearest to my heart

"If shes jealous, shes in!

If shes in, Ive scored!"

"Did you write this?

- Yes, but..."

Devil!

You?

- Im here to wish the birthday girl

Fat roses! Who told you

todays the birthday?

You are a very special customer.

And we maintain records

But theres a mistake in your records.

- Really?

The birthdays tomorrow. Not today

But I was told its today.

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