Hungama Page #8

"I thought Id give it to you.

- Okay, I get it"

So this is the extent he has gone to!

But why must I care?

Mother has written to me

from the village

The landlords son will arrive.

Hell marry me and take me away

Well live in marital bliss

"My dear Anjali, Im sending Raja

to you by tomorrows train"

"Youll get to know each other better,

if he stays with you for a few days"

"Hes the one

youre going to marry anyway"

"Dont forget, were alive today

because his family has helped us"

"You will never disobey your mother.

You will agree to the wedding"

"Im sending you a photograph of Raja.

Hes no longer like he was..."

"he has changed a lot. He has shaved

his beard, he now looks like a prince"

Youll be stunned

"My prince will come to marry me

and Ill dance in joy"

Another villain...?

Who the hell is he?

- Whoever

Hell marry Anjali and even

drive me out of the house

I have an idea.

- What?

Lets scare him and

force him to return

How?

Hes the one.

- So go and scare him!

"No, not here. Its a crowded place"

"Once I scare him, he wont

step in Mumbai again. Come on"

Whats he up to...?

Has he gone mad?

"Hes cleaning something.

The shoe or the pole, I cant say"

Hes stuck to it!

- He must be electrocuted!

Go and save him!

- Are you crazy? Youll die too

"Find a stick.

One blow, and hell be separated"

Is that why they tried to kill me?

"Yes. I brought you here,

because I liked you"

Anjali isnt as innocent

as you think

Shes having a terrific

scene with someone

Who?

- The one who...

Hes a very dangerous man.

Have you heard of Chhota Chetan?

I saw the movie. In 3-D.

- Not that

Hes from the underworld.

Even the cops are terrified of him

"He has committed 40 murders,

but he still hasnt been caught"

He uses a new knife for every killing.

I saw him with a new one yesterday

Maybe its meant for you.

- So why did Anjali"s Ma send me here?

They plan to bring you to the city

to bump you off

Even if Anjali marries Chhota

Chetan after your death...

"her family has nothing to lose.

- No, that cant be true"

"Whether you believe it or not,

your body will believe me"

Is Raja here?

- Go to sleep Raja!

Is there anyone here

answering to the name Raja?

Im going to finish him!

Hes hiding somewhere around

My men have just broken

a few of his limbs

Hes my 50th victim. Im having

a grand party after killing him

Ill finish him if he comes here.

Tell him I was here

Did you see...?

- How would I? You covered my face!

"Why did you lie? You say he has

committed 40 murders, he says 50!"

"Whatever! He has committed

the murders, not me"

Now get the hell out of here.

- How far is the railway station?

Ive got catch a train back home.

- No point in venturing out

Theres a strike in the railways.

Cant say when itll end

So what am I to do?

- Hide somewhere here

Chhota Chetan and his men will

look for you all over Mumbai

So hide under an assumed name.

- But where will I hide?

Find a cheap lodge near the railway

station. Hole up in one of them

Catch the first train out

as soon as the strike is over

"Else, Ill have to mail

your body to your village"

"Believe me, or go to hell"

"Welcome! Welcome, Teja-bhai"

Hey sonny... come here.

Let me show you something

This is my son.

- This...?

Recognize him?

- No

No? And he says hes

your father-in-law!

Ask him!

Have I married your daughter?

- No

Have I promised to marry her?

- No

Tell me something...

are you weak in the head?

No.

- So why did you kick up a fuss...

that he had promised to marry her?

Why did you create a scene?

Is he your son?

Any doubts?

- No

I have no doubt

that hes my son

Hes not the one I spoke about.

Its your other son

Whats all that about...?

Which other son?

Your elder son!

- Look at him

I have another son and

I dont even know about it!

You have a brother too!

- You are a big man...

who runs a big business empire.

You must have forgotten

But your other son lives right here.

Everyone knows that

My God! What am I hearing...?

You have another son

outside my knowledge?

"This man is lying!

- Hes your son, all right"

Though hes a bit dark of skin

"When I saw her, I was a bit doubtful"

But anyone who looks at you

will say hes your son

"The same eyes, the same nose,

The same lips..."

This is rubbish!

Dont scream!

"Call your servant, Pandu.

He knows everything"

He was witness to everything.

Where is Pandu?

"Hes gone to the village,

his father has died"

"Died, or did you have him killed?"

You send him away when youre

about to be exposed?

I understand it all! Its your ploy

to stall the marriage!

Enough! Make anymore noise and

Ill sue you for defamation!

"Shut up! You arent Tiwari,

youre a disease!"

Ive cured diseases like you!

I visit the courts every day

"Dont forget, I come from

a family of killers"

"Are you threatening me? Are you?

- Yes, Im threatening you!"

So go and do what you can!

- Youll know it very soon!

"In a weeks time, if you dont

let the marriage take place..."

youll know!

My God! Im doomed!

Mom! What are you doing?

Am I supposed to stay here

or go back to London?

"My son, at what time is your flight?

- At eleven tonight, Mom"

Go away! If you stay here...

youre going to get spoilt

in your fathers shadow!

"Dad, Im leaving. Ill confirm

my ticket at the airport"

All right. God bless you

Lets get out of here.

Theres no meaning in staying here

Lets pack our bags and get going!

- Only after coming here...

Ive got to see your true colors!

- What rubbish are you talking?

You dont believe me

and you believe a stranger?

I wouldnt have believed it earlier

But theres no way

I cannot believe it now

"You are a flirt! Before our marriage,

you have been a womanizer!"

Ill go back only when

I have all the proof!

Ill shave my moustache

if you leave this city!

Your heart wont relent

unless you see him!

"That bloody Videocon!

- My virtuous husband, arent you?"

You keep listening to

classical music all day...

and this is what you do by night?

You are Satan himself!

Wow! You accuse me...?

Ive seen your programmes already!

"A good thing, isnt it?

Keep watching it... and kill me!"

God!

She wont die like that...

go to her help!

"Manager, do you have a room?"

"Whatever it is, I shouldnt

have to leave the room"

And I want an attached toilet

Name...? Raja...

Tulsidas Khan

"What name is Tulsidas Khan?

- Shut up, scoundrel"

Your fathers name?

- Javed Chaurasia

Your mothers name?

- Mumtaz Bedi

Are you the India-Pakistan border...?

Were you born to cross parents?

"Shut up, or Ill slap you!

- Is your old man dead?"

"Of course, Ill pay you"

"And give me the keys, quick.

I badly want to pee"

And dont tell anyone

that Im staying here

Pay for the cups you broke.

- Get lost

Pay for the two cups you broke.

- I wont! Get lost!

Give that to me

My umbrella!

Ill carry it for you.

- Not necessary

The name is Babu Bisleri.

- I dont want to bathe!

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