Huo bing

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Dear Viewers

You might have rightly guessed

this is a story of men dying for money

and that this story has ended already

But I still would like to narrate it

The story began

in March at Da Tong County

The scenario set outside

Fu Lai money bureau

There are two things Da Tong County

is famous for:

Women and silver

One day there appeared

two pretty acrobat girls

I hear there are two beautiful girls

performing

Over there

Let's go...

Excuse me...

Sirs

Gentlemen

greetings

Greetings

Good

I am Yu Yin

I am Yu Ying

We've just arrived and would like

to earn some money

The saying that friends

are important when away from home

is so true

We are novices in acrobatics

and our art is raw

please bear with us

Don't worry, I will take care of you

Thank you

Sister, come on

Come

Good

If we are good...

Not bad

Please be generous

If we are not that good,

please bear with us and give us

some support

Thank you

Bravo...

Thank you

To show our appreciation

for your support

we'll demonstrate something special

What do we call this, sister?

The Death Challenge

It seems they are really great

Right

Great...

Great...

Great...

What's wrong with you...

Why are you pissing here? You little b*tch

Men...

Excuse me...

What's up?

Sister...

What's the matter?

I slipped and injured my sister

If she dies, I...

Boss, I let them in

we have the best medicine for

treating wounds

Give them some

Okay, hurry to get it

Yes

Wait

What happened?

The two acrobats have been wounded

so we are getting some medicine for them

This is very effective

it's like real blood

Sir, she's injured

you shouldn't joke with her

Joke?

You two want to get your hands

on our bureau

With me around that won't be so easy

We wouldn't have come if you weren't here

Don't kill me...

You rat

Guards

Yes

Grab them

Yes

So treacherous

What do you mean by that?

You said I am a rat

Attack

Did you think you could grab our money

with these cheap props?

Attack

Well? Are you leaving or need I

kick you out?

See you soon

Chase

Don't

Let the matter stop here

It's our fault

Rogues are treacherous

so be extra careful

I think someone else might want to rob us

Waiter

Yes

What do you want?

Please go to Fu Lai money bureau

and invite mister Wen to come here

Sir, I'm not capable of earning

this silver because

mister Wen never leaves the bureau

during the day

Well?

Will this bring Mr. Wen here?

Where is he?

In our restaurant

Mr. Wen, he is over there

Get a chair for Mr. Wen quickly

Yes

No need

So...

it's the famous Invisible Loner

Brother Teng

Long time no see, have some wine

Thanks, you first

Cheers

What has brought you

to Da Tong County?

I heard Da Tong County is laden with gold

especially the Fu Lai money bureau

You should reserve my share

Actually how much silver is

in your bureau?

I don't know either

And you needn't know

With me here

no one can lay a hand on it

You live up to your fame

it appears the silver is safe

in the bureau

You flatter me

But don't forget

I'll get the silver sooner or later

See you

Another one

What a nerve, go in

Who are you?

You don't know me?

And you want to do a deal at Da Tong?

Don't move

Go over there

Who are you?

I am Teng Qi Ying

The Loner?

If I am not mistaken

with your skills with concealed weapons

you must be Thousand Hands Goddess

heroine Meng

and that is lady Hua your sister

Is it your way to treat your guests?

See what have you done to me!

Come and help me

Lady Hua, you live up to your fame

Stop, this is not an acrobatic show

Stop playing tricks

I am not used to dealing with women

Get your boss out and serve me

Coming

So this is how you serve tea to guests?

Please

I have been following you

once you got to this place

and I know why you have come

You pretend to be injured

to sneak into Fu Lai money bureau

to get information

to rob the place, right?

You nincompoops

can't even fight with me

and you want to cross Wen Li Xian?

You'll die surely

You're lucky you've run into me

you have a chance if you count me in

When Meng arrives let me know

Sister, what to do?

Should we include a share for him?

Not that easy

We'll act as soon as Brother Meng arrives

Excuse me...

Ask your boss to come out

You are...

Master Shen of Da Ming County

Welcome

I am the cashier for the bureau

And your boss?

He's just out

But we already know

you will be arriving here

to draw out your silver

Inside please

Quite a good place

You're too kind... please

Please

Ah Fu

- Yes

Get some tea

Yes

Please

Hurry

Please sit

You must have had a long journey

No need

I fear you might not have the kind of tea

our master drinks

Take it away

Yes

Mister, your tea

Give the money order to him

Yes

Mister, are you taking both or...

Just one for now

Yes

What? Is my money order a fake?

You are pulling my leg

Would you like big silver pieces

or silver ingots

we have small pieces of silver too

All in silver ingots of 50 taels

I don't want small pieces

Yes, would you like them now?

No, Qiu Fu

Have you heard

which brothel has the most pretty lady

in this County?

Yes, Yu Xiang brothel

Alright

send me the silver over there tonight

Yes

Let's go there right now

Please

I'll deliver the silver to you for sure

Who is he?

He is the famous Master Shen from

Da Ming County

Have you checked the money order clearly?

There should be no mistake

It's issued by our branch for sure

Come, prepare the silver

Yes

Master Wen

Have you counted the amount?

Yes...

Then let's go

Right

Let's go

Brother Gwan Wu

Those two female robbers might come again

Be careful

Yes

Let's go

Yes

Protect the money

So it's brother Teng

You're too kind

You are a kung fu legend yourself

so why do escorting for the rich?

It's a waste of talent

If everyone were like you

there wouldn't be any silver to rob

I hear a Master Shen from Da Ming County

is having fun at Yu Xiang brothel now

So I guess the silver is for him

That's none of your business

Didn't I tell you that

the silver in the bureau

would be mine sooner or later?

I can't bear to have

ten thousand taels shortage

So are you going to stand in my way?

I wanted to ask you too

Are you leaving the silver or not?

Guard the silver...

Wen Li Xian, you are great

There's a lot of silver in the

money bureau

a ten thousand tales short is no big deal

Chase...

Stop

It's unwise to chase

Get the silver to Yu Xiang brothel quickly

I don't have it

Come

You still want to get away?

No

You're not bad either

Master, the silver is here

Make way...

The silver is here...

Master Wen, this way...

This way

Watch your step

Here...

The silver is here...

Mr. Shen

Here are ten thousand taels, please count

So much money

Open for master to check

No need

Madam

What's the matter?

Ask all the girls to serve master Wen

Okay

No need...

Duty calls, we have to return

Qiu Fu

Get a few hundred taels to reward the men

Yes

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