Husbands In Goa Page #3

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of rupees on devotion and prayers.

You should have a nice heart.

It was because of our good deeds...

...that we got this memo to

join UAT college for coaching.

And then I said...

Arjun...

Why aren't you happy?

What happened Arjun?

I want to see you to my heart's content.

For the next ten days I would

be in Bangalore without you.

With your words filled with love,

saying 'Study Arjun, Study Arjun'

I can't even think about it.

Don't even call me.

- Why is that Arjun?

If I hear your voice,

I mightjust fly back to you.

In that case, I will give off to my students

and come along with you to Bangalore.

No, don't do that.

I don't want you to sacrifice

your happiness for mine.

You be happy. Teach

students and you be happy.

No, I am not going.

I don't want prosperity.

There is just prosperity in this

whole world for me and that is you.

The one who tied the..

No, the one whom I tied the

wedding pendent around.

Even I am sad.

But then everything is god's will.

You remember what the swami said.

So what I am saying is the head

of this family should go fortwo...

Two plus eight that is for

ten days to Haridwara and pray.

Haridwara?

- Haridwar. That must be in Malayalam.

What is this?

If he does that, the virtue

of this household will be tripled.

Not just that the woman of this house

would be betterthan her friends.

Did you hear that?

But there is one thing.

The wife should not accompany

the husband for the prayers.

Oh that is sad.

Loneliness is important or some

disaster would fall upon you.

What do you say?

We will do it.

We will send him alone.

I called you afterthat

Vodafone comedy show.

Your performance was good.

She believed that you were a priest.

So whenever I need you

I will call you in between.

I don't think it is possible because

I am getting some calls forthe serials.

You shou'ld act in serials but

don't act in devotional serials.

Why?

- My wife will recognize you.

And then next week

I have my performance.

Please vote for me and do

ask your wife to vote for me.

I will.

- You know my format, don't you?

Yes I do. It is No B space. Right?

- Yes.

And give me that, it is on rent.

That is mine.

Don't grope someone like this brother.

Govind...

Why are you laughing?

What Abhirami?

Laughing? I am sad.

What will happen if we don't

obey god. The worst is I will die.

What?

Ten days without you.

When I think about that?

You don't have to be so sad

and go on this, Brother in law.

You don't .

See now he is happy.

What are you suggesting brother in law?

We can do one thing; we can

call the high priest from Meloor.

Why?

Forthe prayers as a

solution to this. He is brilliant.

So?

So, we can ask him if he can do the

prayers here instead of Haridwar...

...and that would

mean no trouble for you.

That is right!

So, you are saying it with much

trouble that it is a trouble for me that...

...I am taking some

trouble for Abhi's trouble?

Do you hear what

your sibling is saying?

My brother will say such things,

Govind you go and come back.

Brother in law what I said is...

- You don't have to ..

Brother in Law...

As him not to call when I am leaving..

Don't call him.

- Who is calling him..

Brother in law, coconut.

Govind. Brother in Law, coconut.

Take the vehicle.

Govind....

Break the coconut and leave.

This is to avoid hindrance.

Do I have to break this?

Yes.

- Give it to me.

Don't you have anything

else to do Brother in law?

Why do we have to talk

about things that don't exist?

Lord, bring no trouble.

Oh my mother!

- Sorry.

Did anything happen to anyone?

- Who? - Me? - No - Ok.

Brother in law. One minute.

Now break it.

Lord save us from all the

troubles. Keep everyone safe.

Did anything happen?

Oh my god, it is blood.

It is not a good omen.

Blood is a good omen.

Is it so?

Blood is not a good..

Brother in law you don't have

talk much. Go lie him down.

Blood is not a good sign.

(Railway announcement)

Yes come.

So finally everything

happened as planned.

In this whole wide world, there isjust

one person whom it is difficult to fool...

...and easily fool at the

same time and that is wife.

Correct.

I am kind of scared.

We are going to Goa.

There are lot of chances to screw up.

Like drugs, the alcohol, women

and we should not over do anything,

Listen we are here to have

fun and not to be in a temple.

I just want to get there and

get done with my worship.

Arjun has a point there.

We will go to Goa and have decent

fun but no fun forgetting our family.

And then alcohol, not to be touched,.

Look.

Don't you see people sitting here?

Jerry don't fight.We don't

want a fight cherry?

Shut up, he might come with soda.

Can't you hear it? I asked you.

Can people sitting down just

move away, I need to pee.

What non sense is it?

Is passing urine non sense?

If you don't want urine falling

on your head, move.

Passing urine where

I sit and drink is my hobby.

Hold him. Get hold of him.

I will hold it myself,

you don't have to hold me.

How bad is this? One can't

even sit and pee by himself.

Please don't make this place

dirty, I will take you to the toilet.

Toilet won't be these spacious.

We asked you to go and pee there.

Jerry, don't create a ruckus.

We will just move there.

I am already scared.

What is your name?

-Arjun.

Arjun? Your name should

have been Sahadevan.

You don't have the charm of Arjun

My name is Tanni.

Sorry, Sunny Abraham.

Where are you off to?

- Why do you have to know that?

Where are you off to?

- Goa.

To Goa? Then I am going to Goa.

- Coming to Goa?

Not coming to, but going to Goa.

Brother, are you mad?

Good. You are smart.

Had booked my tickets to Bombay.

Now the plan has changed,

I will come with you to Goa.

We will have a fun.

I was afraid some

decent people would come...

...and sit in this but now I am at peace.

Brother, can you sit

somewhere else? Please!

Do you know who I am?

I am advocate Jerry Thomas.

I will put you behind the bars.

Don't get upset. You mustached

guy. Go sit somewhere else.

Who is the mustached guy?

Who is it? - It is me.

What is wrong with the Mustache?

Who are you?

- I am nobody.

If you want to kick someone,

this is the way you do it.

And if you scare someone like that, not

even the LKG kids will be afraid of you.

Answer the Phone.

That is your phone, mustache sir.

Your phone is ringing.

Have you seen performance?

- What?

Have you seen performance?

- No?

Then watch it.

Hello wife.

Who are you to ask where I am?

I am in the Netravati

Express on my way to Goa.

In the A C Coach.

What will you do to me?

There are three

beautiful women with me.

I just kissed one.

The one who orders is the husband,

if you order your husband then....

What is it?

I wasjust tickling you.

The beautiful woman was ticking me.

I am high, I have drunk six bottles.

Brother...Brother....

Were you actually being

rude to your wife?

Can anyone be so rude to their wives?

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